this is how this website feels right now

Are you fucking kidding me ?

Vampire the Requiem fanart for 'off putting but technically human even though they don't feel human at all' nosferatu.

scanning your cameo for sora 3 will give you a 25% of ending up as the protagonist of SOMA in a couple hundred years

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

I love having two dogs of differing smartness. One will watch my attempts to trick him into chasing a toy and literally do a little scoff, the other one is already charging at full velocity.

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"clanker" is a pointless term because you can't insult a computer. The people who should feel insulted are the people who use AI, but we already have a term for them: diarrhea clowns who live in the sewer

kinda nice to just have a real dog shit stinker of a take we can all make fun of. "Your callous mockery of our biggest spreadsheets smacks of hitler" is pretty good

the world can grind up brown people and trans people and immigrants and everyone, whatever, but god forbid someone takes away my Speak n' Spell. that's war crimes, to me.

the mod team for this app is the single highest concentration of “have fun at burning man (derogatory)” energy ever assembled in one place

Everyone who worked on a Watchmen sequel is going to be turned into a pagan bone shrine in Alan Moore's backyard

She better remove cinamaroll from the pfp, he wouldn't be saying this insane shit

Hi there! The prelaunch page for #KOKOTÖNA, my hack of MÖRK BORG inspired by pre-colonial mesoamerica is now open! Pleade check it out! bsky.app/profile/elch...

Excerpt of my contribution to an anthology titled Cyanide Swamp. 🖤

If your job isn’t to stick your face directly in front of a car’s tail pipe right as it starts, and then when it explodes your beak spins around backwards in circles, and then you blink a few times before putting your beak back in place, and then you do it again, you are not working

Those who do not learn from the folly of pen island are doomed to repeat it

I will forever be a Boston apologist as it's where I've lived most of my adult life at this point. I'll be hating marky mark until the earth reclaims his wretched bones.

I ate here and squirted hot sauce in my eye, rendering me temporarily blind. Google Mark Wahlberg eye blind to find out more.

Mark Wahlberg having a Mexican restaurant feels like some sort of hate crime to me, I should google "Mark Wahlberg hate crime" to see if there's anyone who feels similarly to me.

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

People fucked nasty in these vans while blaring Motörhead and I say that with admiration.

Goddamn, of all the "bands that you liked during the college depression years", this isn't the weirdest new album but it's up there.

Well there's only one way to find out.

Art by • Gerald Brom

HARD DRIVE CHECK. FBI. NOW.

Incredible to watch hand wringing over not banning a known transphobe and hitting the "WeLl He DiDn'T bReAk ThE tErMs AnD cOnDiTiOnS 🤓". You can just go "nah, this shit sucks" you can change the terms and conditions, plenty of sites do. Just enforce the bare minimum!

"post game interview how we feeling" is a fucking BANGER

I've been a long time hater of the "Ending of X explained!!!" style youtube slop, but like, HEAT? Like I love the movie, but if you didn't understand the fucking ending, what are we doing? That's like not just media illiteracy, you might be fully illiterate.

YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm

nobody talking about sacred machines is talking about telephony equipment and they ought to be, like all of this metal was directly connecting your ear to someone's gaping maw and into literal orbit and back while simultaneously handling hundreds more. and it sounds like this it's like a critter

Stupidest man alive amazed that a computer output a string of letters he liked, also likely amused by peek a boo and other similarly refined past times.

You're a grown person posting like this, fucking lol, just ban the known anti trans agitator.

If twink death is real, explain where Ryan Murphy keeps finding these fuckers.

Baby babble/algo-safe-speak is some of the most annoying shit that has resulted from the current tech hell scape we live in. JUST TALK NORMAL, PLEASE.

Folks, it's October, you know what that mean, it's time for me to watch more Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi, AKA the best found footage series you've never seen. I think the best sell here is one of the main characters tries to beat ghosts, demons, cryptids with a bat.

my mountain goats are probably Hood, Kilimanjaro, Hauyna, and Fuji

Call me Yakub the way I invent guys to get mad at

God you know this dog is a delight to play tug of war on a rope toy with, then cuddle on the couch with. Just a performance beast.

"starting nofap in 1/2 months"

Me whenever someone asks why I don't think it's worth preserving small businesses to create labor standards.

this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me

Werner Herzog voice: “I’ve seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence. Story, acting, everything. They look completely dead. They are stories, but they have no soul…They are empty and soulless.”

we're gonna have to make a choice eventually

what's kinda most morbid about this shit to me is that you can literally see VIDEOS OF WALMART IN THIS ERA! Like this is not some unknown past, it's a deeply boring one that we still documented! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgaW...