We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

oh my god the list of Boise St QB Maddux Madsen's sibling names, they're all named after baseball players

I like when a song has a bit where the drums do a crescendo and then they hit a crash cymbal right as a guitar solo starts

If what Jordan said to the council the other day is true (Helmi wasn’t fired because of $21 million that she tried to report to council) then it means Donnie Oliveira & some combination of his superiors hid that $ from council so they could do a PR hit job on Helmi after putting her on leave.

it’s key time! @cambp.bsky.social

Ok so this Sixers game sucks & I sympathize so much with little man here, but him getting trash talked by his little friend is fucking hilarious.

Much bigger scandal than some texts by city councilors (they didn’t conceal $21M and fire a chief architect of the mayors homelessness plan). The mayors people did that though

This appears to be straightforward malfeasance by Mayor Wilson and the city administrator. They both need to be held accountable, this is fucking unacceptable.

Homelessness and Housing are top issues in Portland. It would be unacceptable for the Mayor and staff to not show up to address the missing $21 MILLION dollars that Council was not informed about. Council has subpoena powers and if the executive wants to force our hand, so be it. We will use it.

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Throwing a tantrum and no-showing your own event is so pathetic. Really disappointing behavior from a guy whose biggest complaints about city council are that they won’t “work with” him (whatever that means).

A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance. @MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury

Editor's note: the Mets did not win the World Series this year.

They love crying toddlers in immigration court. They salivate at the bodies of children in Gaza. They fantasize about women being forced to give birth in depraved conditions. These are the rituals that make them feel powerful and part of something.

You know what’s good? Cucumber salad

Lane Kiffin: Yoga Lout both checks out on the merits and is appropriately on-brand for him in that it is unappealing in ways I hadn't previously conceived of.

Wow! He must have been amazing in October! I’m just going to take a big sip of water and pull up his baseball reference page,

Just won a game of magic the gathering with this fuckass card so if you need me I’ll be up on the highest horse in the world

Little Women is my favorite slice of life anime

People say they care about wildlife but they laugh at me when I suggest my moose 401(k) idea where hunting license fees are put into an investment fund that mooses can use to access funds with no tax penalty

No 👏 cheeses 👏 for 👏 us 👏 meeces 👏

Joyce Carol Oates inflicted permanent psychic damage to this man

It’s the same guys who stole the Crown Jewels from the louvre. They’re dabbing on the French police. Spiking the football and doing the Dougie in the end zone

Brazil approves the first vaccine against dengue. The disease killed 6000 Brazilians in 2024. This is a really remarkable achievement. I got dengue in 2015, and even with the mild case I had, it was a really miserable experience.

Bring him back!

In bed by nine and not a peek, Or dingus meets the horrid beak

He’s just like me fr

Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

After months of uncertainty, a policy to ban the use of algorithmic rental price-fixing software in Portland appears poised for Council approval at tonight’s meeting. If it’s approved, Portland would join other cities in banning a practice many say raises rents and violates federal antitrust laws.

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

Hey @councilordanryan.bsky.social are you gonna call the AG a Nazi too, you fucking idiot?

Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/

a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.

Shut the fuck up about the Seahawks for a second: Josh Naylor

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history

The way Mamiko thought Shohei was going to kiss her but instead kissed Decoy lmao

Craig Calcaterra reports in his newsletter that the Tampa Rays have cut Bob Seymour. There is thus nobody in MLB just named "Bob " anymore