Every crowd shot on the tv broadcast has at minimum three adult men crying. Baseball is the best

There’s literally one possible way this baseball season could get any better. Let’s fucking go Mariners 🔱

Build the statue! 60 home runs!

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

The fucking smugness in the way the owl says two-hoooo before biting it drove me nuts. Grow up you dumb ass bird.

A few followers saying baby fingernails are like bird talons as if we've never been picked up by large birds off a volcano after completing a life-altering quest that required great personal resilience and sacrifice and while it was happening thought wow these talons are really dangerous.

i don't think bluesky is my preferred platform of choice to debate what role america should play in the post-trump world order's international community. that's a subject i will not speak on outside the specific context of A Bar's Patio After Seven Beers

It would be so sick if the Mariners didn’t constantly make no name pitchers on shit teams look like fucking cy young contenders

lmfao

The buildup to the American Antipope conclave begins now. Watch this space!

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

I was recently in Germany and heard Not Like Us at least a couple times 😬

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

How it feels to be a Mariner's fan lately

You’re hearing it more and more: JP Crawford of the Seattle mariners

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣

So they are trying to put kayfabe back together by giving a YouTuber the medal of freedom and canceling Jimmy Kimmel. The spectacle of desperation, feels like watching a team take a safety in the final minutes of a game just to attempt an onside kick after.

When you have successfully stymied the traveler with your riddles three

One of those weeks

I cannot express how much I love this man

Tbh I’d never heard this man speak, he has the exact voice I use when I’m telling a story about a guy who did something annoying

Opening the replies is like going to a zoo for oppositional defiant dipshits

“The Onion stands at the ready to act as a mouthpiece of the world’s elite, using its distinguished reportage to parrot whatever the party line happens to be. Genocide, eugenics, incest—no topic is too taboo to find support in our paper so long as it has been approved by a trustworthy establishment”

idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...

Cal Raleigh Cal Raleigh

I like Michael Penix Jr. on the Falcons for the same reason I liked him as a college qb at UW: his surname is one letter away from being penis

I trust him

All four of these teams won today btw

This is the juice

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

Final boss of upstairs neighbors

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

I think that the reason I resent my parents is because it was such a joy raising my daughter and she grew up to be relatively normal and I don’t think it’s gonna take her until she’s 34 years old to figure herself out. My way was easier and yielded better results

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Almost every single HBCU is under a bomb threat There have been almost no announcements about civil discourse and safety regarding the students there.

focus your eyes to the left in the stands lmao

They kicked me off the Vienna junket early can someone come get me at the airport

Will do some kind of post-trip summary, but the most fascinating thing I learned was that not only does Vienna have an institution for workers that functions the way any chamber of commerce works (e.g., lobbying resources for all workers), but that they do legal defense for tenants and win.

the other side of this is basically a statement that we have found ourselves in a very poor state bc we’ve have decades of political instability caused by letting a few wealthy families and an associated business lobby run the city for a hundred years.

I’m at the Karl-Marx-Hof in Vienna and just saw a bunch of Portland city councilors lol what are the odds

Some of the most remarkable lost artefacts from the ancient world were the titanic wrecks of the Nemi ships, built for a Roman emperor. In their first-century heyday they held gardens, palaces and baths in a floating wonderland. But barely a decade after their recovery, they were lost forever.

Me, struggling to remember Cal Raleigh's nickname, taking a wild guess:

In the same way you can draw a straight line from the confederacy to the third reich,you can draw a line from someone organizing for free healthcare in Maine to some future freedom that will be won in Mississippi. Not to be cliche buts it’s always been just one war

i’m heading to vienna tomorrow for my junket with the portland city councilors to study social housing. i love international post! please send me a dm with your address if you want a postcard!

found a cool web site

Doraemon from last year