Ah Singapore, the Poland of the South China Sea

undefeated since the ichiro statue broke its bat

JULIOOOO

RNA based life thinking of the future:

Walked past a tee ball game just now, saw a kid running around the outfield with her glove on her head and another kid rolling on the ground to advance from first to second lmao

What’s a bus to a bollard?

Low ERA/Low OPS should be in the northwest of the graph

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

Randy is exploring the space with a Mad Max-esque guitar-trident combo.

Not in this house mother fucker

the penis is one of the most sexual objects in the entire universe

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

shout out to all the forklift certified folks out there and their official slogan “when i’m not driving this thing i’m out of my mind on psychedelics” may your new third eye pilot you through the warehouses of the seventh dimension

TWINS MOPPED THE TIGERS

The Guy Dancing then Being Chased by a ton of Lions

To all who celebrate

We can chock up a lot of what’s happening now as what happens when you can do stuff on your phone vs when you had to go on the computer to do stuff

The Guy Dancing then Being Chased by a ton of Tigers

Konnor Griffin's wife should celebrate him signing the largest contract in Pirates' history by divorcing him to teach him a hard but important lesson. Don't get married at 19.

Smart to use the baseball as a bludgeon. Don’t wanna hurt your throwing hand by punching.

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.

these mariners better get it together

I’ve seen enough. Emerson Hancock for AL cy young

what walnuts best fow squirek

You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say MOBY DICK GOOD BOOK unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 14,1959

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

accept no substitutes

not the point but the thumbnail makes it looks like international sanctions were lifted because they won the World Baseball Classic which okay that’s fine actually

Preparing to fight the Seattle Mariners

Here’s to the first truly unwatchable Mariners game of the year

Pentecost, by Friar Juan Bautista Maíno, 1615-20, 📸 via @MarchMadnessMBB

Sorry Yankees but you 🫵 just got dumped

My cat hated it when this happened

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

This Mariners game has been incredible if you love seeing 2 (two) guys stranded on base every god damn inning.

Check this out

Happy opening day to all who celebrate

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

lmao

Turns out those Chinook salmon that finally showed up in the Upper Klamath last year were doing more than just posing for photos. 🐟🧪🌎 www.opb.org/article/2026...

Baseball is so fucking back

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this