Leedsleedsleedsleedsleedsleedsleeds... Love it.

I'm into vanilla sex - if I can't get the real thing, a beaver's anus will do

Land of dope and tory / Mother-lode of tweak...

Is it worth calling it ICE Guys Finish Last

This really is a great summary. Two 'in a nutshell' examples:

“No deporting US citizens” is a CONCESSION???

Stick a DAB radio and 6CD changer in her and I'd be as happy as Larry

Dune 3: Dune Dune Deeper and Dune

I don't want to ask the assistant a fucking question – why would I want to ask the fucking assistant a fucking question, I'm very obviously WhatsApping my fucking wife for fucks sake, when will this shit fucking END, get out of my fucking sight, sorry for swearing

Do y'all remember before the internet, when people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah, it wasn't that.

A more honest and accurate headline would be: "Trump assured massive profits to fuel Putin's war on Europe while simultaneously paying off oil execs who bankrolled his campaign."

I don't need booze to have a good time, I need booze to pretend I'm having a good time

Roses are red Monstera are houseplants...

This is a beautiful recording of Damon & Naomi revisiting some of their Galaxie 500 classics at Cafe Oto with a host of special guests including Laetitia Sadier, Alabaster DePlume, Gina Birch and Stewart Lee damonandnaomi.bandcamp.com/album/whats-...

"Ilfracomber Screws Blues and Twos, Rues, Blames Booze" was right there. #ItWasRightThere

My little dog keeps biting on my guitar pedal. Well, he is a chewwahwah.

The Iran war should be a lesson for Keir Starmer's Government. If you take a clear line on an issue where the public agree with you then it's your opponents who end up having to back down, not you

They need to release some more Epstein files to distract us from the bombing.

BBC Charter review consultation responses need to be in by Tuesday. If you are thinking to put something in last minute, here’s our report which contains useful international evidence you can draw upon

New & Notable: A new take on a familiar classic: The lost Albini mixes of this Fugazi milestone are now available, with proceeds going to Letters Charity.

Holy heck, Fugazi just released the 1992 Albini sessions for Bandcamp Friday! Proceeds going to Letters Charity.

He's a man With a plan Mimes a clue for Janet and Ad-ri-an He's Misstra Noseybonk

"The prison is too well-organized. Have you considered a warehouse surrounded by alligators?"

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

What they’re basically saying is that Starmer and the UK isn’t allowed to operate an even moderately independent foreign policy outside of the United States. That is both ahistoric, wrong and weird for people who constantly tell us how sovereignty is what matters most.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Shit the bed, that's the 1st time I've thought of Bourgeois Tagg since 1987. Tune. #TotP

Nice jacket Mark. Lovely but of schmatta. Do they make them in your size? #TotP

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

In the latest edition of Big Ups, Jacob Bannon and Nate Newton of Converge discuss the band's new album "Love Is Not Enough" and share what they've been listening to as of late.

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

So just to be clear, if I’ve ever called you a c***, I meant it.

Give us a day off like when the arseholes get married.

The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires

Also my stripping song. Also my stripping while skating at the Olympics song. youtu.be/8jhmlm4iXk0?...

This is the Gov looking for your input on the BBC. It takes a while to complete (15/20 mins) but it’s pretty comprehensive and covers most aspects. Please share. I’m surprised many people haven’t seen it yet. www.gov.uk/government/c...

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Barrington Levy performing Under Me Sensi on No. 73 in 1985. Yes, they had songs celebrating cannabis on kids TV back then. Also look out for Sandi Toksvig and Nicholas Parsons joining the audience for a joyous skank

Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/c_7w1lRq3dU?...

Just seen the sad news that Ebo Taylor died on Saturday at the age of 90. Here’s the Ghanaian highlife and afrobeat legend in concert in 2014 #RIP youtu.be/vBS6UAdFiEc

Fred Smith, bassist for the truly influential NYC band Television, has passed away stereogum.com/2488355/tele...

Richard Lloyd just announced that Television bassist Fred Smith died in hospice today RIP to one of the greats