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Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

More sheggin' and chagrin, not a minute too soon. Welcome back the Arab Strap arabstrapband.bandcamp.com/album/half-t...

I simply don't know what to do with how great the new Arab Strap single is. If it was a person, I'd want to stand near it and occasionally rest my head on its shoulder. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VeB...

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

They swarm over here, don't bother to learn the language or our customs, and expect us to make all the concessions for them... You couldn't make it up etc.

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

One's a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heartful of napalm One's the runaway son of a nuclear A bomb One is the world's forgotten boy The one who searches and destroys Turned out nice again ha'n't it?

Not now, strange under-ice structures that made an unmanned submarine go silent after traveling underwater roughly ten miles towards the ice shelf’s center

Remember, Cake is a made-up drug.

Is it me or does Andy Burnham look like he’s just been sacked by Radio 2?

quite a day for Reform figures and money

BREAKING: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, according to property records seen by Sky News.

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Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Wes Streeting has allies? Wes? Streeting? As in Wes Streeting?

Wes Streeting refers to women, both individually and collectively, as "crumpet".

Convert a band. Matching 6.0221x10^23

“DO YOU COAT SWIMMING POOLS?”

“Saw a museum exhibition of nudes in London yesterday.” “Really? The V & A?” “Yep, some boobs and balls too”.

Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE. Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt. Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre

De La forever!

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

It's BANDCAMP FRIDAY you beautiful bastards. Some cushtiness for your consideration momokogill.bandcamp.com/album/bbc-ma...

Happy May Day everyone #art

When the least bad thing about you is that you were in Mumford & Sons, you know you’re a huge cunt

Sending this to my bus driver dad. Need to know the pro take

this is an absolutely extraordinary scoop by Guardian: Nigel Farage was given £5m by the crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne shortly before announcing he would stand in the 2024 British general election, the Guardian can reveal www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

A few words on Beverley Martyn.

Hiya Marvel Studios, y'all right lads? Would you fancy just getting Mandella Eskia (the "So Imagine" bloke on the BlackZeusX Insta) to intro the film? There's a pint in it for you.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

"I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It's really starting to depress me." "Down in the dumps?" "I dunno. I haven't been yet".

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS ZA'ATAR

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO CHIP BATTER

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity

Nice dissonance. Let me guess, cognitive?

Happy 80th birthday to Al Green

oh wow the negotiations failed? hard to imagine... so what's the move now, grab some more unbearable condescending brats from the rich kid camp across the lake or just same ones again

Hats off to Tunnock's for some epic product placement.

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All this and we still haven’t forgotten he hasn‘t released the Epstein Files.

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The amazing thing about writing is it's basically time travel and whenever I think about that it blows my mind. It's a genuine miracle. I mean, just think about it: a Chinese general from 2,500 years ago can point out the President of the USA is a fucking idiot. It's incredible.

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028