LET'S GOOOOO! We gotta be personally responsible for about a million of these lol

Chief Keef was onto something

I'd be in heaven ✨

Georgia, California and Arizona… allegedly.

“Yeah girl give us nothing” really has aged like a fine wine

Threads is just Facebook for folks tryna audition for their roles as the new Old People.

I’m about to piss a lot of people off, Specifically…ELDER Millennials! MY fucking generation. These are kids of Elder Millennials; not GenXers, not Boomers. And I know good & damn well 🫵🏾YOU, Elder Millennial parent, had a parent that made YOU read growing up! So what the fuck are YOU doing?!

Yes the sentence is poorly structured but if they knew how to read THAT would have been their statement instead of “I don’t know these words”.

Lmaoooo

Not ms juicy Babbyyyyy

I wish grownups still had summers off

Child birth is absolutely terrifying and no one will convince me Otherwise. Ive had too many of my girlfriends & family members on the brink of DEATH for anyone to sugarcoat pregnancy & child birth to me.

Shrek 2 is absolutely the better movie BUT nothing is topping Donkey’s performance at the end of the first movie, I’m sorry!!

No.

Saying isn't doing.

I have the immune system of a small Victorian child

This why there’s such a push to normalize them meta pervert glasses. This was always the next step

Somehow, George W. Bush will pay for his crimes. That’s a promise: you will pay.

“The line between street wear & fashion has pretty much disappeared”

Omg #FROM is back????????

First season of euphoria was the only good one with any direction, after that, they just started doing whatever the show doesn’t even have a purpose now

While death and destruction rained down on Iran during the war’s first month, the world’s 100 biggest oil and gas companies brought in an extra $30 million per HOUR in windfall profits. Yes, $30 million per HOUR. All because of the deadly and reckless decision making of one man.

White peoples history is really just hate and division lmaooooo. That’s so fuckin pathetic

Having kids in my mid to late 30s was definitely one of my better decisions.

Everyone who has an active sex life should be on HIV medication. Whether it’s being used to prevent or treat, it should be a part of your health regimen. Take a pill. Get a shot. We got options.

Woo-hoo!!! 🥳 Thank you SO MUCH to People Magazine for writing about my memoir, the perception of disability, and my music! I am so excited that the book is finally out in the world... Thank you to the many lovely people who are helping to spread the word! ❤️ Read it here: people.com/singer-gaely...

We just won our trial against Live Nation and Ticketmaster.   A jury ruled in our favor and is holding the companies responsible for their illegal monopoly that cost consumers millions of dollars.   This is a landmark victory to protect New Yorkers from harmful monopolies.

Prestidigitation.

Yo if I ever utter these words, just know that I am in distress and nobody is getting any coochie ever

This movie is so cute! I’d watch it again

😭😭😭😭 “NVM I found it “ is sending me

You’d get more responses asking the women to tag the last man they rejected ☠️☠️☠️

This part

How did he even qualify???

The outrage is only online lol.

My god today 😭😪

Baby, we are in the middle of planning our group funeral.

100% correct. The moment you start moving like a warden and bouncer about your peace, needs, and respect.. is the moment the quality gets better…They might not be perfect and there maybe some incompatibility down the line but most of those needs will be met! You cannot be scared to block & move on.

begging on my hands and knees for smoke companies to make pretty bongs i promise you not everyone who smokes likes rick and morty

Anything I don't want to after I've already said no

This statement is so true . He is the plot and that’s enough for me

i feel like ppl who don’t cook, want to cook naked. Cause when you actually spend time in that kitchen you tryna get tf out as quickly as possible.

Yall be safe… it’s tough out here

Go on girl, give us nothing

Is he Caribbean? Cuz we call our moms mummy/mommy lol

It is 2026, and more than half of the country is fine with it.

Now we talking!

TREE SEMEN? Lmao

Stop stacking negatives!!!

5 and then 7 are wild