Told this nigga his “IEP was showing”.

They do 😌

Not he fell in love with his kid

Not the reptiles being negros.

Zootopia 2. Is one of this movies.

Keep my urban romance black. Don’t dilute it AT ALL!

Auto correct is my biggest opp 🙄

FT on the laptop so he can shoot for me on the big screen >>>>>>>>

I’m reading “In the Gray” , I just need to know if the three of them have sex.

Im ugly today 🙄

There is a series of books that have been banned in a jail. Read the first one I get it

“I like your energy” on days when I feel like my energy is off >

My “viral dances in public” era stopped at New Freezer … I REFUSE to TikTok dance in public.

Success :)

Yall talk A LOT about the “Black Girlfriend Effect” but never the “Sneakerhead Boyfriend Effect”.

Every time I read this I want some again.

The word “yambourine” is HILARIOUS!!

THEY KEEP PUTTING FOOD ON OUR PURSES!!!

Dirt Bike / 4-Wheeler Season >

I would like to not go to work today.

There’s a Shea Moisture commercial with a straight natural… I have to tell myself to trust the process every time.

WAIT?! Why is my MooseKnuckle (bag) just ask me to register it…. It ain’t never ask me before

If he don’t know what clipped and rounded means, don’t let that man put his fingers in you.

As a person who reads out loud regularly I don’t fall for those “if you’re from (insert region here) read this out loud” I don’t read out loud in my “accent”, in my head yes. But not out loud.

Yield turn with an extended lane does not mean stop and wait for your turn like you’re at a stop sign !!

Floating toilets in the dispensary bathroom is crazy!

Someone put me on to something summertime and vibey sounding (take that as you please) I can’t be listening to audiobooks with the windows down all Summer,

I walked in and this nigga IMMEDIATELY started laying pipe.

What does your favorite kiss feel like?

My me time.

Having Breakfast Club interviews with myself

Chaos

Working in a school

Museums

A forehead kiss

How the words in the picture are spelled

You - Lucy Pearl

The old grading scale, where 60s were F’s

Disney’s Twisted Wonderland

I’m ok.

Festival Season

Making it

The stray cats been going crazy anywhere else? Or just my neighborhood?

I be on here saying whatever. It be some serious, maybe even dark, posts but kinda look around those. Focus on the food and jokes.

*checks Tyra’s location* *calls Tyra* T: hello Me: hi, I stalked you :)

HATEEEEEEE!

I MISSED MY SHOWER SO MUCH!!!!

I HATE a typo.

Bra wire HAS to be the worst invention ever.

They are making fun of Jerry for constantly watching “mini” (little kids) cheer teams. Jerry got 12 years for coercing teenage boys into sending him obscene photos and videos. … it was right there