ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

Just dropped dd2 off at university and I’m totally fine about it

His ears pricked up when he heard your name #TheArchers

This is what unity looks like.

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Ozymandias

I don't know, but if you're capable of wrestling a swan down without it breaking both your arms you should get to eat it. Only seems fair x

I wish Martha would hurry up and get her fecking shoes on #theArchers

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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

It is possible to cherish the BBC as an institution while also saying that BBC News is failing very badly, day after day, in its duty to inform and that it always fails in a right-wing direction. It desperately needs to recover its integrity

"We now cross live to The White House..."

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

Repost for Irish Film Classifications by Damien Owens, because it's just come up in FB memories and it's still *brilliant*.

Small boats: TV coverage - day after day after day after day.... PPE scandal: TV coverage - let's stick this powerful, enraging documentary on at quarter past ten on a Sunday night.

This whole press conference has big “didn’t do the reading but I gotta turn in the assignment” energy.

Not sure I can forgive the script writer. #TheArchers

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

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That oi-oi Apprentice twat on Strictly is basically a St George’s flag on an Ongar roundabout that’s been brought to enchanted life, and also moves as nimbly as a piece of vandalised transport infrastructure. If he doesn’t go out week one, for Britain Is Horrible reasons, we’re basically doomed.

Brian: “if it’s the last thing I do!”….. 🙄 Subtle foreshadowing 🤔 #thearchers

Waiting for the replies to tell me he's done something awful, but I submit that on the basis of this song alone, he qualifies: pulpwiki.net/Jarvis/Cunts... #Pulp #JarvisCocker #CuntsAreStillRunningTheWorld

Can’t even begin to describe the manspreading I’ve got going on here on the train so I’ll show you. FFS

i saw goody proctor making inflammatory posts about charlie kirk

Five house Farage, stamp duty dodger, grasping grifter, millionnaire milking followers for money, Trumputin's poodle, BBC's pin-up pariah, Musk's monkey dancing to organ-grinders tunes, BBC's favourite 'politician', Britain's diseased scrotum.

🎶Puttin’ On The Ritz 🎶

This was excellent

of all the things I am not going to buy, this is the thing I am not going to buy the most

BREAKING: ABC has confirmed Rupert Pupkin as the new host of Jimmy Kimmel’s show.

What could possibly go wrong #TheArchers

multiculturalism has been a success for the UK. Austerity should be blamed for failing the country. It's not a hard message to communicate

The idea of replacing Starmer is just utter nonsense. He's just won an election with a huge majority. It would look foolhardy, sel-obssessed, chaotic, insane: classic Tory bollocks.

Butlins is definitely not St Tropez.

Fenella Racist, the former Conservative Minister for Housing (6-9 October 2021), has sensationally defected to Reform UK. Racist, 52, who lost her seat to a Labour newcomer with a large face and a briefcase, said the Tories had lost sight of ordinary voters’ priorities, which is a code they use.

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

I’m a broken record on this, but — there are so many examples of famous people radicalised by midlife career/personal knockbacks. Ant Middleton was on yday’s march. He got done for tax offences and lost his TV work. Now he’s mates with Tommy Robinson.

Believing that women deserve single sex sports and spaces is not a “right wing thought”, nor is skepticism of puberty blockers. It’s the majority belief in the British population. Telling 80% of the population they’re far right is a poor political argument.

Not going to pretend today wasn't depressing but the far right has been stronger in the UK before. Mosley packed out Earls Court and was backed by several large newspapers. Enoch Powell had the support of 74% of the population. Musk has a net popularity rating of -52%

Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social

Esp given assassination of Kirk in US i find Musk's intervention here, calling for dissolution of parliament and a new govt, really scary . Also UK govt bodies should get the fuck off X.

The reporting on Charlie Kirk’s killer in the UK & US highlights again how fundamentally ill equipped mainstream media is to report on political violence in the digital age. They do not know anything about online far right meme culture & it’s starting to do real harm. #r4today

Now I’ve got to find out what Groypers are? FML.

City of York Council, per a statement by Labour Council leader Claire Douglas, have estimated the cost of dealing with flags and related graffiti at around or over £¼m. That's in just the City of York Council area.

The 3 stages of grief: denial, anger, ballroom

Why am I hearing this in a Ralph Wiggum voice

This is excellent

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

Next week’s showstopper is to recreate a embarrassing sexual experience from your teens using a series of tableaus crafted in sponge, biscuit and candyfloss that includes a buttercream soundscape #GBBO

i took mum in the boat today - I can still hear the screams.

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