The footstep in the grass/twigs just before George said ‘Who’s there?’ was quite a light step fwiw (Before the bottle clonking). 🕵️ #TheArchers

Love how Susan’s grilling everyone on their whereabouts. #TheArchers

Amber: ‘I really do love George!! Despite me telling Brad I want to be more than friends with him the other day…’ #TheArchers

Hahaha That’s funny. Amber saying ‘I did it!’ They are playing with us. #TheArchers

Best line in ‘Truth and Lies’ by David Payne (amongst many great lines) was, ‘I do Reiki!’ Delivered PERFECTLY by Alex Jones. #TheArchers

Really enjoyed the standalone ‘Truth and Lies’ #TheArchers episode written by David Payne. Excellent fun. Exposing the characters’ flaws/misdemeanours/potential reasons for wishing harm on George in this way was highly entertaining. Amusing that some are hung up on the realism/procedural stuff.

The way The Archers treats its listeners is not unlike a trusted adult bigging up Christmas to a child all through December only to launch the tree out of the window, give no presents, set fire to their own shite and then serve it up as Christmas pudding. #TheArchers

Well, it’s either Keira or someone who is not in the line of HEAVILY HINTED AT suspects at all. I’ve watched enough Miss Marples and Poirots in my time. P.S. WHEN IS THE RAMPAGE?!! #TheArchers

I like that Alice and George are speaking to each other in this way. #TheArchers

People who think that giving people a walloping solves anything are not very bright. #TheArchers

Who says ‘twerp’?!!! #TheArchers

These people are insane. #TheArchers

Delayed listening due to houseguest. Going in now. 👀 #TheArchers

I have SO MUCH FUN doing these, I laughed until my cheeks ached. Matthew and Keri are the best, and we're all very lucky to have them. #TheArchers

Warning: do not listen to this while driving as you will be a danger to yourself and other road users! As I listened in bed with earbuds, I grew more and more convulsed with silent laughter until my husband thought I was having a seizure!

Patreons! The first rule of Sherry Club is you bring Sherry. The second rule of Sherry Club is that if you're Jeff, you give up on The Beasts of Ambridge five minutes in. Buckle up for our Christmas quizzes and a whole lot more! 🎄♥️🍏♥️🎄 #TheArchers www.patreon.com/posts/146965...

Anyone else feeling uncomfortable about the family’s response to George this evening? I keep thinking about how abandoning an unpredictable, hopeless, violent young man into the unknown at precisely this point in time is just not the way. Dramatically ✅ Wise ❌ #TheArchers

Jeremy (my listening partner) at the conclusion of that episode. Lol. #TheArchers

It’s all ramping up. 🥺 #TheArchers

‘I don’t believe you didn’t mean to hurt Ed.’ Did Emma mean to use that double negative? #TheArchers

‘Faeces as long as a giraffe’s long johns.’ That’s a new one. 💩 #TheArchers

Enjoying the diagnosis: ‘The doctor said there’s lots of bad things going on in my head.’ #TheArchers

Listening along, one Airpod each, with friend Jeremy from Uni days here. #TheArchers

About to listen to this 10 minute nugget. #TheArchers www.npr.org/2025/12/27/n...

They don’t arrrf love pushing that BBC #TheArchers podcast don’t they? Other podcasts about The Archers are available. And are funny.

‘Events spiral out of control when #TheArchers continues…’ Ermmmm… that’s every day before each episode, Mr Continuity.

Brad. I know the probability of Ed’s injuries in quick succession seems deeply implausible. But this is #TheArchers 😆

Alice. Your controlling/possessiveness/jealousy is showing. 👀 #TheArchers

How many George-inflicted injuries can Ed endure? 😵‍💫 #TheArchers

HALLELUJAH AND PRAISE THE LORD! GEORGE IS SEEKING PROFESSIONAL HELP. (Will he stick with it? 🙏🏻). #TheArchers

Wonder when Amber will break up with George. #TheArchers

I’m thinking either Harrison, Brad or George to come a cropper over New Year. #TheArchers

There’s LOTS of Cider Shed Christmas content to enjoy over Twixmas and New Year! This includes us listening to and reviewing a past Christmas #TheArchers omnibus, plus a special Beasts of Ambridge episode if you’re a Patreon supporter! (£3 per month. Bargainous!). 🎄♥️🍏♥️🎄 #TheArchers

Would love a carol concert next Christmas on #TheArchers Snippets of various lovely songs. Instead of a panto or lit-up tractors. #TheArchers

To be fair, I’ve barked and jumped at a meat pie too. #TheArchers

Hannah really got on my nerves this week. #TheArchers

Did I miss the ‘George has a dog called Holly’ memo? #TheArchers

Hula Hoop Halo #TheArchers

Imagine asking Adam for advice about anything. #TheArchers

‘A tinsel WHAT?!!’ Begged Adam, in an unnecessarily aggressive fashion. #TheArchers

Not sure Fallon should have done what she did to George tbh. #TheArchers

Patreons! We take you back, all the way to Christmas 97 - Tom Forrest's last on mic appearance. It's a bit tense in Ambridge. Keri takes a 97 quiz for too. Pack all your stragglers off and press play. Thanks for all your support in 2025! ♥️ #TheArchers www.patreon.com/posts/146709...

🎁🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎁 Wishing you all a wonderful time! Here’s us having festive fun with Jeff from AOTC this year. Love and laughter, Keri and Matthew from the shed! ♥️🍏♥️ #TheArchers

Now, what's going on the top of that tree? • Stringed Along: No sex or violins for Josh this Christmas. • Flat Refusal: No room at the shop for Chris and Carly ex-communicates. • What The Pluck?: Jazzer lands a real turkey of a job. 🎄♥️🍏♥️🎄 #TheArchers podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

There’s a guy who sounds just like Lawrence on my Eurostar train to Brussels right now. Haven’t clocked him yet. Will update any news as it comes. 👀 #TheArchers

Hello there you fantastic, festive folk. All is calm. All is bright. But that's enough about you lot! Here’s your early TCS episode! Keep your eyes and ears peeled for a couple of time travel homeworks this Sunday eve. ♥️🍏♥️ #TheArchers www.patreon.com/posts/146259...

John’s 50th birthday bonfire disco!! #TheArchers

Pat: ‘It’s been lovely having you two over. What with you not being dead n all.’ #TheArchers

‘Recipaaay’ 👌🏻 #TheArchers

Wholesome family time with underlying dead child and weirdo living children vibes. 🎄 #TheArchers