Here you go! • Ire and Grimstone: Brian and Justin go all Old Testament. • Dour and Produce: Alan gets squashed. • Jim Membership: The Prof helps shoppers find the light. 🍏♥️🍏 #TheArchers podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

I’m meeting up with a bunch of Cider Shed podcast listeners on Saturday 27th September in the afternoon at a London pub. If you’d like to join us all, drop me a DM for the details! 🍻 ♥️🍏♥️🍻 #TheArchers

The Patreon version of this week’s Cider Shed podcast has dropped early! Here you go, you lovely lot. 🍏♥️🍏 #TheArchers www.patreon.com/posts/139805...

Ermmmmmm!! I’ll have you know that being 60 is TOTALLY spring chicken like. 🙃 #TheArchers

So long as Stella stays in Ambridge* then I’m a very happy woman. #TheArchers *and finishes with Pip

When Pip says ‘Well done’ why does it sound as though she’s talking to a 3 year old who managed to put something in a bin? #TheArchers

Minutes before Pip mentions Rosie… #TheArchers

This Patreon midweeker covers Friday and catches up with some late comments on last week's Q&A plus your thoughts on the last midweeker itself. Thanks so much for all your support. See you on the weekend. Lots of love. TCS ♥️🍏♥️ #TheArchers www.patreon.com/posts/139674...

Oh, shit. Pip’s going to look after Cleo whilst Stella’s away. Goodbye Cleo. #TheArchers

Bite Pip’s face off, Cleo. #TheArchers

We can’t believe what we’re hearing either, Adam. But, here we are. #TheArchers

You know that massive log that Justin said was in Brian’s eye and that he should get rid of……. #TheArchers

‘The problem with maize is, to begin with, it grows very slowly…’ droned Adam like a massive droning nobber. #TheArchers

I’d like to micro-needle Pip. Or macro. #TheArchers

Big news. My heating’s on. 🔥 #TheArchers

Any London or London-adjacent Cider Shed podcast listeners and/or #TheArchers listeners who fancy joining our pub meet-up on the afternoon of Saturday 27th Sept, drop me a DM for the details. 🍻 🍷 🍸 🥂

Other podcasts about #TheArchers are also available. * cough *

Tim Stimpson giving us the Bible class this week. #TheArchers

Not sure I can forgive the script writer. #TheArchers

Bible study wasn't on my bingo card for tonight #TheArchers

Jill: "I always come here on the anniversary, for a dance" #TheArchers

Be careful, Susan… Alan doesn’t much care for theological or philosophical questions. #TheArchers

Maybe Brian will collapse due to stress and Justin will save him and they will realise there’s more to life than winning business deals and skip off into a friendly sunset. #TheArchers

Jacket potato with chilli and cheese for dinner chez nous. How about you? #TheArchers

Everybody Googling ‘toxic squash syndrome’ to check if it’s a real thing or whether this is yet another Warburton week. #TheArchers

Some people would make a joke about Ben entering a jar of his gran’s honey. I wouldn’t stoop so low. 😇 #TheArchers

The latest Cider Shed podcast is here! Enjoy. ♥️🍏♥️ #TheArchers podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

The Cider Shed podcast will be out early this afternoon. There’s been a delay with the editing side of things. It’ll be with you sooooon! 🍏♥️🍏 #TheArchers

Martha Martha Martha 😴 #TheArchers

Even if it were the case that ‘kids don’t mind that kind of thing’, Brian and Justin were embarrassing arses at Harvest Festival. #TheArchers

They missed the bit out where Fallon imagined/practically hallucinated that the band were all back together whilst she was swimming. #TheArchers

Funny how Alan didn’t appreciate being asked theological questions by his parishioners… 🤔 #TheArchers

Son: What are you listening to? Me: Someone drowning. Son: #TheArchers

Lilian, existential? 👀 Do me a favour. #TheArchers

I’m an atheist who appreciates religious buildings from an architectural and historical perspective. #TheArchers

17% of British adults cannot swim at all. A third don’t feel confident swimming. #FactsMatter 🦡 #TheArchers

Can we do a job swap with the script writers? #TheArchers

Brian: “The problem is, I’ve no idea whether to take him seriously or not.” Martyn: “The Agricultural Story Editor? Generally best not, I’d say.” #TheArchers

Shall we all club together to buy Justin’s shares, boys and girls? #TheArchers

Concrete vs Food production Only one way to decide. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHT! #TheArchers

NOT. THE FEASIBILITY STUDY??!!!! #TheArchers

This whole F&P farce and there being a re-run is mindblowingly insulting to listeners. Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells. #TheArchers

Surely the veg table should have won a prize. It’s very tricky growing a vegetable in the shape of a table. (I have tried several times). #TheArchers

Martha Martha Martha 😴 #TheArchers

Even if it were the case that ‘kids don’t mind that kind of thing’, Brian and Justin were embarrassing arses at Harvest Festival. #TheArchers

No surprise, this morning bed scene. Nice one. #TheArchers

Alice: Tea? Sparkling water? Lilian: No chance. I’m off. #TheArchers

Average rent for a one bedroom flat in Docklands is £2k a month apparently. #TheArchers

Oh. 😬 #TheArchers

Thank God for the abundance of food. (I am often heard to say this). #TheArchers