Rutting stags now has a new meaning. #TheArchers

So Ruairi wasn’t schooled about rutting stag danger. #TheArchers

Checking into #TheArchers

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I just love it when these synchronicities happen! #TheArchers

Amber’s so right, Brad is very sweet. #TheArchers

So nobody bothered to check the hotel’s availabity before they launched into inviting people? Oh, it’s #TheArchers

Oh do shut up Amber! #TheArchers

Tissues ready #TheArchers

Evening all. Prepping a sweet potato Thai curry. #TheArchers

George sounded human for a few seconds there. #TheArchers

Poor Brad always gets the sh!tty end of the stick. #TheArchers

A cheese dilemma? No such thing, just eat it all. #TheArchers

Brian’s the gammon. Ace line @keridavies.bsky.social

Amber does classy? Well, whaddya know! #TheArchers

Will this send Alice back to the bottle? #TheArchers

So has Stella actually accepted the job? She’s already negotiated a start date which implies she has. Is she now going to pull out because her dog has hidden a shoe? #TheArchers

No mention of equalling, or even exceeding, Stella’s job offer salary then, Brian? #TheArchers

Congratulations to the Red Roses! 🌹 www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2...

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How is this not front page news? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Ooh, are we going to actually hear from Debbie? #TheArchers

Oh no, not Bartleby! #TheArchers!

‘I’m back for home Farm.’ That seals it, Ruarighgh will be manager by Christmas. #TheArchers

Dane is a total idiot! #TheArchers

Why is Dane doing the room checks? Isn’t it the job of the Housekeeper or similar? #TheArchers

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If she gets the new job, Stella will need a couple of referees. Brian won’t, having sacked her, Ruairi hasn’t worked with her so Justin, Martyn, but haven’t they both had beef with her? Mind you, in the Ambridge universe, referees are probably surplus to requirements! #TheArchers

Brian wants to cut down on insurance? He really has lost it. #TheArchers

What’s micro-needling? It sounds grim. #TheArchers

So Dickie Bird has died. A great character, both on and off the pitch. Evening all. #TheArchers

Do we think Jill will drop off the twig on her birthday? It’s on a Friday so it would be perfect timing #TheArchers

That log in Brian’s eye… it’s Adam isn’t it. #TheArchers

What a pair of immature idiots! #TheArchers

Evening all. #TheArchers

When is someone going to tell Amber the WHOLE story? #TheArchers

Don’t some salads have raw courgette in them? #TheArchers

Proud to contribute frontline testimony to tonight's enraging @itvx.com documentary "The Covid Contracts: Follow the Money". Boris Johnson's govt squandered £8.7 billion on unusable PPE, while grifters like Michelle Mone made millions. Tonight, 10.15pm, ITV1. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

British media pumps out daily propaganda pieces for Farage, fails to offer *any scrutiny* and basically legitimises rampant racism, then puts on its ‘innocent face’ and clutches its pearls at the rise of the far right… What a grim betrayal of our democracy. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/how...

An army roll into the airing cupboard? How big IS it? #TheArchers

No photos, Lilian, photos not allowed. #TheArchers

Random question of the day - why do manufacturers of spider repellants put big pictures of the scary things on the spray bottles? #Aaargh

‘I’ll win if it’s the last thing I do’. Major foreshadowing there. #TheArchers

Hiding in an airing cupboard? What? #TheArchers

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

I hope the kids sing Cauliflowers Fluffy! #TheArchers

Look who came with

Was Jim on the phone to Mrs Perry (if so, how does that work in a church?) or was she actually in there? #TheArchers

Here we are again, evening all. #TheArchers