Perhaps Ed will collapse in a few days (blood clot on the brain) get hospitalised, touch and go situation, then George’s guilt will cause him to fess up. I know… I’m living in cloud cuckoo land! #TheArchers

George, you liar! #TheArchers

Did George push Ed down the stairs? #TheArchers

I suspect George’s love for Amber is purely down to ‘great sex’ (as he reported to poor Brad). As far as we know she’s his first relationship and he’s not coping with her being anything other than compliant. And another thing, Angus Stobie plays him brilliantly! #TheArchers

Wot, no panto? #TheArchers

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It wouldn’t be Will who took the turkey money and gave it to George… could it? #TheArchers

Hahahaha, well played Leonard! #TheArchers

Ruth, you cow! #TheArchers

‘Put the bath on’… what a strange phrase. #TheArchers

Whether you have a faith or not, Songs of Praise is featuring primary school assembly bangers. On now!

Jakob wouldn’t give a baby a crappy toy without checking for safety and then disinfecting it! #TheArchers

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Another thing that’s annoying me about last night’s ep (and there were many annoyances)… Afternoon Tea at the Blackpool Tower ballroom always features music played on the theatre organ. It’s part of the experience. Last night we heard a romantic orchestra. #TheArchers

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No public access to the Tower Ballroom this week because… #Strictly #TheArchers. Don’t the SWs keep an eye on these things?

Henry’s the only adult in the family. #TheArchers

Is Helen going back to #Corrie via Scotland? #TheArchers

How long would it take to get from the Highlands area to Blackpool? #TheArchers

Peggy? PEGGY? #TheArchers

Wordle 1,615 6/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Another squeaky-bum morning!

No Kirsty, don’t do it, stay away! #TheArchers

What makes Helen ‘amazing’? #TheArchers

Wordle 1,614 6/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oof!

Ah. Braxton Hicks. Baby might arrive at Phoebe’s house with Brodie in attendance and Kate in Scotland. #TheArchers

Ice cream? In this weather? 🥶🥶🥶 #TheArchers

Is it snowing in Scotland? #TheArchers

Is it merely a coincidence that it’s Strictly’s Blackpool week? Have the Ambridge lot got tickets for Saturday at the Tower Ballroom? Will Craig deliver the baby on the sprung dance floor? Shall I go and lie down in a darkened room? #TheArchers

Having heard about the bunk beds, the Blackpool lot are going to find a nice hotel, have a fun time and never set foot over the border. 🤞🤞🤞 #TheArchers

Bunk beds in the stable block. Hahahahaha! #TheArchers

A neighbour has just switched on his outside Christmas lights. It’s mid-November. There should be a law against it. #BahHumbug

Assuming Hazel travelled to the castle yesterday, has she had the tap on the shoulder and been given a cloak? #TheArchers #Traitors

Has anyone got an up-to-date list of the castle-goers? I’ve lost whatever the plot was! #TheArchers

What was the reason the SWs brought Phoebe to Ambridge, only for her to go home a couple of days later then on to Scotland? I haven’t the faintest idea. Anyone? #TheArchers

My sympathies are 100% with Jakob. What a clown show. #TheArchers

Do feck off Tom. #TheArchers

Midday seems late to leave what with toilet and food stops. #TheArchers

I’m feeling a tad sorry for Amber. She’s stuck between her seemingly dysfunctional parents and her apparently waning enthusiasm for a George. #TheArchers

FGS stop saying ‘babe’, George. #TheArchers

I’d rather be distracted by music than Kate banging on about babies. #TheArchers

Amber’s not enamoured of the spicy chicken or George’s housekeeping skills. Time to run, Amber #TheArchers

I don’t understand the Leonard nearly tripping over thing. Why did Pip have to move his phone in the first place? Had he been daft enough to put it on the floor that he was sweeping? Hasn’t he got pockets? Where’s this SL going… care home for Jill and Leonard? #TheArchers

‘Not petting a beaver’. Okaaaaay…. #TheArchers

Ooh, Add to Playlist is back. Evening all. #TheArchers

Pa Amber sounds pretty ok. #TheArchers

Amber’s world is rapidly crumbling around her ears. #TheArchers

Well done Amber. #CorrectGrammar

Many mentions of safe driving and the entire family (how many?) crammed into a people carrier, fill me with dread. #TheArchers

Poor Jakob, Kate treats him abominably. What the hell does he see in her? #TheArchers