Sam Darnold is Darnolding

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

Fucking IKEA man…you have to assemble everything yourself!

Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss

Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.

Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵

This is how NFL offenses treat Riley Moss

Holy shit Dawson Mercer of the Devils just scored one of the grittiest unassisted goals I’ve ever seen… made 4 ridiculous moves ending with a backhand under the goalie’s skate

all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan

I can sorta see it.

‘We Ain’t Buying It’ — anti-Trump groups call for a full economic boycott over Thanksgiving weekend, urging consumers to skip Target, Amazon & Home Depot from Black Friday through Cyber Monday.

I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there

If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...

There’s no law that says you can’t put maple syrup in your coffee

Just saw the aurora borealis in person from my backyard in central NJ. Not the strongest vibrancy, but I could see the color. First time seeing them with the naked eye and a major bucket list item for me! Nature is amazing!

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

My niece saw this one last week:

Thursday Night Shitball

Please Repost.

That first photo is giving ”on the bright side at least I can go back to groping broads again”

be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

And that's why you don't bunt

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

obsessed with this cover. happy Halloween ya freaks

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Milky Wad

A US Drug Enforcement Administration agent said the DEA made “high-level arrests” of 171 Sinaloa Cartel members across New England in August. A Globe investigation found that many of the DEA’s targets were addicts, low-level dealers, shoplifters, and homeless people.

At the Wild Safari drive through park opening the car door in John Fogerty voice: Don’t get out tonight You’re bound to get a fright There’s a baboon on your right

I suggest a hotline to a special task force of NYPD to quick-respond to ICE activity & document events with their body cams; NYC has liability to protect citizens/also protect itself from frivolous lawsuits arising from ICE actions. Not an opposing force: just document events. Names, warrants, etc.

I think a good case can be made for ending the filibuster and letting the Big Ugly Bill go through and let GOP voters suffer the consequences. By preventing the damage, we may be on the side of the angels, but GOP voters will never figure out what they are enabling.

Wow yesssss this is the way….ICE Nazis were about to kidnap some brown folk in Wheeling, IL until a hero emerged and they ran away like the masked cowards that they all are "I'll Venmo you some cash you broke bitch!" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Leaked text messages from degenerates.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

The Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.

Remember those court records that Miami Dophins receiver Tyreek Hill wanted sealed? They are now unsealed and up at @defector.com. The paywall is also down:

Broncos RB J.K. Dobbins, on the win at Philly: "It was not a surprise to us. I've been mentioning that we're a tough team ... We're showing that we're physically tough, but we weren't at championship level of mentally tough, right? Well, we showed the mental tough game today."

I know one Eagles fan who said this type of thing to me (a Broncos fan) with zero sarcasm today . She sincerely meant it. I have long thought of her as the nicest person I know, but this today seals it. She is a saint.

#TimelineCleanse Trust me, you'll want to take a few minutes to watch this, if you're feeling down about the state of the world.

Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too

just got my dna results back ☹️

I don’t know about you, but I’m still sort of processing that the US president stood up in the UN and declared that London is about to be under Sharia law, and the response has been “actually, that won’t happen” rather than “Jesus, that is insane.”

fuck you make me

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

What the fuck is a "midnight toker"? Smoke weed before work like a fucking adult

Subtly downgrade a band: The Carpenter’s Apprentices

Subtly downgrade a band: Plasma Zeppelin