[US soldier in Vietnam war voice]:

My coworker got caught playing with his butthole before folding towels on camera. I love working at a truck stop.

2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution 2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party Protecting women and children, is it?

Did Kevin Durant get hurt again?

[Stuart Murdoch voice] cow in the snow

Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.

I know the British use the word scheme differently than Americans but it seems pretty appropriate in this case

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

ABC Evening News spent 14 minutes on the storm before covering MIN. WTF?

[cough]

Alex Pretti a nurse at the VA MURDERED TODAY BY DONALD TRUMPS NAZIS

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Our initial analysis is up. The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot. He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.

Woman tells Minnesota Public Radio that the man killed today was helping vehicle traffic get around the area where ICE agents and observers had started to gather and "next thing I knew, they shot him." www.mprnews.org/live-updates....

Video before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.

gentle reminder on this horrifying day that you can turn off video autoplay on bluesky settings > content and media > toggle autoplay to off

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

Not one more cent for ICE.

ON TO THE NEXT.

Day 1 of drawing dilbert until i get sued or Scott Adams rises from the grave like Jesus

I heard Sam Darnold tweaked his oblique while wiping his ass after Taco Bell. Pass it on.

It really is just this. Trump is a rapist who cares about the violation of consent part far more than the actual sex. His appetite has shifted to far grander rapes. He raped the East Wing. He raped the Venezuelan government. He's raping Minneapolis, and he wants to rape Greenland.

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

The Harbaughs love Donald Trump. Chiefs lost SB after Trump announced he was supporting them. Yankees lost when they let Trump in the locker room. John Harbaugh fired after this photo. So I guess the Chargers are gonna lose by 30 to the Pats.

The Eagles secondary didn’t realize the game started already.

NEW An initially-secret report for Customs and Border Patrol in 2013 found: In many vehicle shooting cases, the “driver was attempting to flee from the agents who intentionally put themselves into the exit path of the vehicle, thereby … creating justification for the use of deadly force.” 🧵

gotta say, the vice president saying "watch this" about a video that ends with a dead mother being called a "fucking bitch" is [unprintable]

On January 20, at 2pm, we walk out of work. Sit home, read a book, cook your favorite meal, sing your favorite songs. We walk out of the economy for the rest of the day. No coffee shop visit or going to lunch. Walk out of work, walk out of commerce. www.freeameri.ca

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Sam Darnold is Darnolding

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

Fucking IKEA man…you have to assemble everything yourself!

Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss

Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.

Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵

This is how NFL offenses treat Riley Moss

Holy shit Dawson Mercer of the Devils just scored one of the grittiest unassisted goals I’ve ever seen… made 4 ridiculous moves ending with a backhand under the goalie’s skate

all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan

I can sorta see it.

‘We Ain’t Buying It’ — anti-Trump groups call for a full economic boycott over Thanksgiving weekend, urging consumers to skip Target, Amazon & Home Depot from Black Friday through Cyber Monday.

I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there

If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...

There’s no law that says you can’t put maple syrup in your coffee

Just saw the aurora borealis in person from my backyard in central NJ. Not the strongest vibrancy, but I could see the color. First time seeing them with the naked eye and a major bucket list item for me! Nature is amazing!

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

My niece saw this one last week: