I am god's strongest magical girl

YOU are not pooping enough. fix this

Happy Longest Night to all who observe

I'm fascinated to understand what sort of horrible smeagolesque creature the ad algorithm has decided I am

If I see a Teams recap I'm walking into the sea

that’s right, @whstancil.bsky.social is oomf now

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage

I'd also give a shout out to the sandwiches but then the mods might banh mi.

People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.

Goomba is also the father

THIS IS AMERICA! AROUND HERE WE STAND FOR THE FLAG AND DO BIG CUMS FOR THE CROSS LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU AGREE. ONE LIKE = ONE CUM

happy thanksgiving or whatever

he’s the creator of Flask. he’s literally the creator of Django. you dipshits he invented Zoop. better watch how you talk to the actual inventor of Peebo

oh shit oh fuck he's building an evangelion

where did "ball-knowing" come from. why are you people like this

“Ball knowing” and “ball knower” are terms I’ve never seen before today and have now seen multiple times today and do you folks get like a newsletter emailed to you every morning

The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)

My finest work:

NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things

cigarettes are mid and alcohol is like if the devil were a redditor

well well well, if it isn't the

C++ is for little worms

reskeet with an iconic fictional band the beatles:

I will never vote for Paul Frazee.

"Goomba is also the father" is an excellent sentence in every way. since reading this article five minutes ago, I've said it no less than eighty times

Girls want exactly one thing and it's

post your guess about what this is about in the comments before you check

Girlie Nipples United States, Census, 1930

IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

fallen angels is my favorite wong kar-wai. it's pure vibes. no plot but never once did I stop to consider if it was a ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️

This reminded me of this classic post except that everything has gotten far far dumber and more made up

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Please check your Halloween candy carefully this year! Corporations are hiding useless AI features inside of the bars in an attempt to trick you to use them.

he squirtle on my jigglypuff til i eevee

salacious bussy crumb

fun fact: the border patrol was created by the subsequent asian exclusion act (when the us realized there was more than one kind of asian I guess) so whenever anyone tries to argue for ICE or whatever remember the people who started it practically named it the We Are Racists Doing Racisms Act

Log on, see people normalizing Reagan because the trained actor didn’t sound like his brains were melting out of his ears when reciting a scripted speech, log back off.

Welcome to AI Femboy Hooters! Let's delve into our juicy chicken specials—and our even *juicier* holes.

it is wednesday my dudes