I would rather live next to a hundred undocumented immigrants than one ICE officer.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

🎶wipin’ front to back, what a way to make a livin’🎶

I tried to reheat a popeyes biscuit in the air fryer and now I understand what that guy who ate the civil war hardtack went through

ordering the release of the Edmund Fitzgerald files

Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse. I have scientific proof of this.

one way to destroy a breeding kink

The next time there's a moral panic over video games, we have to keep turning the conversation to Shin Megami Tensei. Let's make boomer reactionaries grapple with that.

current mood btw

My Name Is Earl (Series, 1991 - 1994)

In a just society, Stephen Miller would live in a dark cave far away from everyone else, devouring insects and fingering his cloaca

yo

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

i just think if you’re hot, you shouldn’t have to learn how to parry

an underrated part in 1000xRESIST is when there's a very important emotional scene where the previously-unnamed miscellaneous decides on a name for herself, while this random side character does the I Crush Your Head bit from Kids in the Hall

something like this might fix me:

i'm the airbud of drunk driving

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be left alone

Sure lol.

this is fun results from typeofyou.alltheway.tw/en/

okay, sure

new "piss part is true" just dropped

got it. except this time the ai managed to be dumb AND racist

I'm 70. It's that stupid frog the bigots have cooped to be their symbol. My symbols all eat frogs for lunch...

if joe biden had a fursona, what would it be do you think?

just brightening up the timeline

guys i think we all need to get good with the fact that debate culture is not and never was geared toward arriving at knowledge that is simply not one of its goals

bsky is wild sometimes. my profile right now is 90% tasteless 9/11 memes and piss and afaik no one has blocked me for that. but random dude just blocked me for asking about the curry he posted to the curry feed like alright then, keep your curry secrets

if I ever start posting ai slop please take me out back and beat me with a hose until I can't walk

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I was mad someone used the last can of coconut milk, but then I noticed "cocoon milk" was added to my shopping list, so I think we can safely say it was probably drunk me or the moth people

meanwhile, at the bsky headquarters,

why did no one tell me about the cross-species bisexual capybara polycule

i opened twitter & saw this #neverforget

i have a favourite shark now

today is the day #neverforget

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

His last words were a racist quip about mass shootings like even verhoeven would be like that's a bit on the nose

All I can say is, try to live your life in a way that doesn’t make millions of people do the celebration from the end of Return Of The Jedi when they learn about your death.

hell yeah new time cube