“Strait of Hormuz Anti-Ship Gunner” gotta be in the top 5 most video game ass jobs

I may never know who the original artist is. but one day a cheeky historian or museum curator will be absolutely correct to use this image to capture our particular political moment.

(Trying to come up with a relatable analogy) You know how your wife be wanting to kill herself?

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Certifying for those last two weeks of unemployment after you’ve already started a new job

Schumer and half the dem establishment want Iran wiped off the map, they’ll let Trump do it, pretend to be upset, then throw a party about it. not rocket science

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

invoking the stupid TACO thing seems like a bad idea when we’re talking about nukes, perhaps even the worst idea

New Legalization Nation: Propaganda Works!

Went to the Tomodachi Life subreddit just out of curiosity and OH MY FUCKING GOD SOMEONE DID THIS WITH THE FACE PAINT FEATURE 😭

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe

I’ve described it as like switching to nonalcoholic beer. Will it slowly poison you to death? No. But will it scratch the itch that Twitter used to before it went to hell? Also no.

I know it smell crazy in there

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

Trillions of dollars have been spent to create an artificial workforce composed of the kind of employees who if they were human would probably be fired within a year or two of being hired. Imagine if that money had been spent getting humanity off fossil fuels instead.

This isn’t journalism. This is creative writing by fascist sycophants.

To quickly recap—after committing genocide in Gaza, Israel bombed Iran, passed a law to hang Palestinians, is bombing Christians in Lebanon, & is checking attics in Christian homes to make sure there’s no Muslim hiding, & if they find a Muslim, they kill him. “Only democracy in the Middle East.”

Lebanon is 33% Christian. Israel is illegally invading Lebanon & bombing Christian villages. Moreover, Israel has warned Lebanese Christians & Druze to forbid any Muslim from hiding in their homes & Israeli troops are now hunting for Muslims hiding in attics of Christians. These Are War Crimes.

Iran has bombed 3 Amazon Data Centers in the UAE and Bahrain.

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

Last night was the night that Donald Trump truly became president forever.

congrats to Pam Bondi on her new gig

every picture of this guy looks like he’s loudly insisting someone else must’ve pissed in his pants

4-hour-long “Hackers”-style montage complete with closeups of fingers typing furiously and a pounding industrial soundtrack, but it’s me just trying to figure out why a lamp keeps deleting itself on scene load #gamedev

if these people want to self-limit their own households to one vote, I think that’s a spectacular idea

"Look we hear you but listen guys we really gotta win this next election" "Here is tangible evidence this horrible thing you supported cost you the last election" "Mmmmmmmyeah but you see noooo."

Republicans keep winning because their dipshit voters are like "please do this illegal bigoted thing" and they say "yep you got it whatever you want" and dems keep losing because their voters say "please stop doing this unpopular thing" and they're like "mm guy who pays me says no :/"

This worship of efficiency kills creativity. Every transcript I have, every piece of research, I go over again & again, looking for detail, pattern, illuminating anecdote. It’s not efficient. I flail sometimes! But it’s essential. It’s how I learn to tell the story to myself, so I can tell it to you

Police have it narrowed down to one suspect

they gonna use trains?

Astronauts watching from the moon when the nukes kick off next week

April Fool’s this April Fool’s that, what about “April Joy” the 1978 jazz fusion classic by the Pat Metheny Group

for all the right’s hatred of trans people, you’d never expect Kristi Noem to radically alter her face and body to transform into a completely different person

guessing not enough weird haikus from cabinet members about his huge penis

"You might say that I’m just somebody who’s focused on what’s really important: Not remembering anything but my feelings and being convinced that I am the arbiter of the human experience because I am the only one who continually exists."

what if a Cartoon That’s Already Very Good were just enough for everyone, what then

Culture Crave sucks: aftermath.site/culture-crave-...

Mike Pence got totally owned here: Jewish plaintiffs won a ruling against Indiana's abortion ban, using the law he signed 11 years ago as governor to help evangelicals refuse to cater gay weddings and such. Now similar challenges could win in other red states. We tell the story at @forward.com.

"Mass immigration is good, socially and economically; is the single most significant factor in America’s current position as the global locus of commerce and culture; we’ve been lucky to have it; and we should want more," writes @felipedlh.bsky.social. newrepublic.com/article/2080...

why can’t these people grasp that normal people are not saying “oh AI can do my job? thank goodness those tasks are handled so I can kick back!” nobody works because they just love working, they do it because they need money and health insurance to survive, you fucking ding dongs

buddy you're so fucking close. you're right fucking there. come on man. you're right there

They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...