opportunity of this

God I fucking love it so much when people really really like things

Christmas 2002 I was working at a Hot Topic on a busy weekend when this sweet delightful woman came in with a list of her grandson’s favorite bands To this day whenever this band’s name comes up I immediately hear it in the most Paula Deen voice you can imagine

All my M:TG OGs where u at

Post a random Star Trek image

It is a quarter to midnight in the UK and @contrapoints.bsky.social ‘s line delivery on “I need to know how the alien fucks RIGHT NOW” made me laugh so hard I think I woke up my upstairs neighbor

Oh so he like, REALLY got into lcd soundsystem

I echo this overall least favourite / favourite but only because I straight up do not count Nemesis Seriously have you tried watching it recently I tried to give it an honest revisit last year, made it to the goddamn dune buggy and just fucking bailed

Needed new shoes before the half marathon in April so I went to the Saucony store in Covent Garden, long story short look at these Keith Haring collab monstrosities 😆

Just saw something recent with George Clooney in it, turns out he’s gonna be one of those old men with really big ears and I don’t know why that makes me so happy but it does

Someone (w/ quote posts disabled) reminded me about Live From Daryl’s House which I haven’t thought about in yearrrrrs Here’s a personal favourite

Small Prophets is legit. Get on it. 👍

Go draw a horse at gradient.horse why don’t you

Now that it’s February and thus no longer (as much) free advertising for Franco Manca, I present: a story in three parts

I’mma go on record: ITV did it better last year than 5 is currently doin it. I’m here to lean into the absurdity of watching the Super Bowl from London and 5 are not meeting me halfway

There Are Zap Rowsdowers Everywhere For Those With The Eyes To See

I had a dream last night that I was on a trip with my circa 1998 boy scout troop and also we were the band Slipknot

What kind of fucking mid-40s bullshit is to blame for how excited I am that I get to run nine miles tomorrow

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

Tapping the sign:

Does anyone else ever think about the SHRIEKING HYSTERIA the right wing media machine would be churning up nonstop if this guy were constitutionally eligible to be president

Loot that drops after defeating me: - 3 packs microwave popcorn - Fade In Pro registration code - 10+ year old band T-shirt with holes in the armpits - utili-key

Don’t know about “favourite” but damn does it ever know exactly what it is and ya gotta respect

A “huge amount of men” are so underdeveloped and socially inept that their entire dating pool would prefer to be single and alone vs. the mere prospect of putting up with them Luckily the guy from those fiverr ads is here to explain how this is women’s fault

Just wrote a new song called "3 O'Clock Coffee (Never Gonna Go To Bed)", the lyrics are: "3 o'clock coffee / never gonna go to bed / da dum dum dum etc."

Aronofsky what is you doing 😳

twenty days to history. what even is that. forty weeks to asthma. sixty bicycles to michigan. what’re we doin

Time to revisit an old favorite:

It is my duty to report that I like the dumb small game of thrones show 👍

The His Girl Friday gifs will continue until morale improves

Rewatching the penultimate Stranger Things season and once again marvelling at the muscle memory I somehow still have for so many Master of Puppets riffs

I am a simple man: I see newly published thoughts from Cory Doctorow, I share newly published thoughts from Cory Doctorow.

Boy oh boy am I happy to be pulling a salary in GBP right now 👀

ZAP ROWSDOWER WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: ROWSDOWER #rowsdower

Damn, Metro pulling off a straight somersault with that headline, only to completely beef the landing by throwing some non-consensual bikini slop on the front page with it Come on guys this shouldn’t be this difficult

Something something something “runaway trainers”

🎶 so this is the new year 🎶 🎶 and you are in your mid-40s 🎶

Come on npr are we really doing this again

This one doesn’t count AND YET I’m going to allow it

On the one hand, my disdain for these weirdos is probably similar to how my maga uncles felt about me in 2016 The main difference of course being that I was right

An immediate overwhelming need to know if the one I can think of off the top of my head (and there’s only one) is the same as everyone else’s

Took my phone off Do Not Disturb and a friend had texted me to ask how the show was @bridgetheatre.bsky.social

You ever think about how Star Trek: The Next Generation was so good it transcended having that clunky ass name

I somehow made it this far in life without knowing Brando is in Guys and Dolls (1955) and now I’m two hours deep and just, what the hell is going on here people

Folks I’m concerned I may have recently let my guard down and allowed the YouTube algorithm to guide me down some worrying paths Now I’m calling on you to step in as voices of reason I need you to tell me there’s no justifiable reason for me to start learning Blender

Maybe it’s just a case of changing conventions in marketing copy over time but something about the word “great” makes me think it wasn’t

My father in law is currently visiting and I'm working from home today and we're in the same room just doing our own respective things so come on by if you'd like to enjoy eight hours of call-and-response throat-clearing

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Seriously this is the closest I’ve ever come to apologising to my little brother for making fun of how much he loves pop punk