I too would lie about having been outsmarted by Kemi Badenoch.

Yep. The news spent far too long wanting me to care that someone had sent another mean letter to the 1925 Club or whatever the fuck it was, sick of it.

The scene outside any Irish funeral.

Please look at this friendly strata beast

There’s a double entendre contest so I’ve just entered your Dad.

🫡

[sits down on a bench next to you, very quietly] watched The Traitors last night [moves in closer] on C-SPAN [tongue firmly in cheek] that's right. I'm talking about [jams loudspeaker into your ear, pushes my tongue so hard into my cheek I draw blood] THE CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES

Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors

We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.

So Harriet's done the speed awareness course, then #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUncloaked

No one: Absolutely no one: A random faithful every episode: i StIlL tHiNk ItS JaDe #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

Me after figuring out the killer in every single episode of Death in Paradise #thetraitorsuk #TheTraitors

God bless the BBC for choosing players who eat, sleep and breathe the game mechanics. And also Roxy and James. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

One hundred percent Gang.

I am obsessed with this nonsense plotline <3 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

Adam and his ghost hunting equipment 💀 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

This series of #TheTraitors has been a joy because we’ve enjoyed watching smart people staying quiet, smart people sneaking, and smart people imploding like nuclear reactors — it’s really fun watching so many tactical approaches, all of which have their flaws

support human artists because holy shit

This Holger Czukay quote from ‘All Gates Open’ by Rob Young is an existential gut punch. I think about it a lot.

absolutely batshit that so many people including myself fantasize about being able to support ourselves with our creative skills and the people who are privileged enough to do so don’t even want to. so many shameless hacks bruh

The moment when a good friend shakes you to your very core: Me: *whines about my inability to write* Them: And you're writing mysteries right? Me: No??? Them: You. Who read/watch mysteries constantly and is an expert on the golden age of detection... never thought to write... a mystery?

The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined

Which word am I supposed to be stressing in this headline?

Last RT (who has clearly turned off comments for a reason): people are increasingly fucking selfish about library loans. Library books are a shared resource and taking something you don't need takes AWAY from someone else who does. #booksky

Sometimes I borrow books I already have at the library so I have a deadline to read them

watching the new Midsomer Murders and shouted "THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S BETTY" when I saw John and Sarah Barnaby's daughter, she was a baby last year wasn't she?! HOW IS SHE IN SECONDARY SCHOOL OH MY GOD

the art they’ve chosen here makes it look like the most incredible booking for the next series of taskmaster

I feel seen

THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD

He's called WHAT?

#TraitorsUk serves the finest prime cuts of gay panic. I adore it. 👌

Just a boy, in a church, pleading to be seduced... #TheTraitors

IT’S ALL THE DRAMA MICK. I JUST LOVE IT. #thetraitorsuk

I spat out my drink laughing! Bless her, man. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Want a TV series where Harriet goes around in a Land Rover solving crimes #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

So Christmas has once again triggered all my eating disorder stuff and I'm crying hysterically and making unwise decisions. Hate this.

HOLY FUCK THIS SEASON HAS EVERYTHING!!!!! The producers sure know how to pick them. You could never script this. #TraitorsUK

clearly well off retirees who don't care that much for the prize money so just become a gremlin if you give them more than a glass and a half of rose before 7pm <3 #TheTraitors #Traitors

Fiona when she feels she and her fellow traitors aren’t under enough suspicion. #TheTraitors

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

whenever Claudia says "well done you've banished another faithful" or "hope you're happy they've murdered another faithful" I'd be like "THAT'S ON YOU CLAUDIA. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN. YOU SET ALL OF THIS UP. YOU COULD STOP THIS AT ANY MOMENT AND THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU."

Call us crazy, but what if Jessie and Alan Carr are related!!? 😳😉 #TheTraitorsUK

it would probably also implode UK journalism this is also a positive

Snow bra Snow bra Amber snow bra Freezing British cities like the titties on yer ma