Is anyone else freaking out that all these celebrities the same age as their parents keep dying or

Boo went to see Critical Role live in Edinburgh. I love how she is a horsey girl, an influencer, a lash/nails/brow technician, a make-up artist, and a total fuckin nerd. She contains multitudes.

Oh no, not Sam Neill. That really hurts.

I don’t know who apart from @sunsetmog.bsky.social remembers how beautiful Lewisham was but big up to the masses. Lewisham was the fucking best.

But why does @jabularasa.bsky.social have to go home :(

Fucking YES!!!! #wimbledon

This pair are adorable. Really excellent ladies’ doubles final. #wimbledon

Me: Ooh there’s a talk about the history of Greek mythology Also me: Self you literally have a degree in Classics LISTEN, me. You can always use a refresher.

Why do young people in my life insist on sending me voice notes. All that anti-phonecall work millennials did and they’re just throwing it away.

Fantastic ladies’ final. The whole tournament has been a great advertisement for ladies’ tennis. Bravo #wimbledon

I just had an hilarious conversation with a random about our favourite My Chemical Romance song where neither of us could square the titles and it turned out she was thinking of The Chemical Brothers.

I didn’t know that’s what I was doing but I wrote a whole notebook full of Mary Sue fanfic about the band Ash when I was 14 😂

The absolute highlight of tonight’s gig, and there were plenty, was them playing To The End after I had JUST been bitching at dinner that it’s my favourite and they never play it. And then they did. On our night. Couldn’t have asked for more. #mychemicalromance

Cute gifts we were given by random fangirls

Gerard was WEARING A SKELETON ONESIE this is NOT A DRILL.

Currently AT THE STADIUM. SEATED. READY FOR JOAN JETT. AND THEN THE ROMANCING CHEMICALS. Met a 19 yo boy in the queue who earnestly asked me if I had been a fan since The Black Parade actually came out. Oh, bunny. Anyway here’s my outfit. Look what’s behind my shoulder 🤣

IT IS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE DAY. Everyone cross fingers that we don’t die in the heat/from dehydration through sobbing.

Sopranos pre-concert pic (if you know which one I am please don’t point it out, thank you) ☺️.

At tonight’s Summer choir concert we performed with a string quartet, two harpists, several queens both in and out of drag, and people got up and danced! What a high. Love being in my choir so much.

All these Wembley ‘insiders’ need to come to a fucking consensus on timings and bag size I stg #mychemicalromance

People talk about living in small flats but some of y’all remember when I lived in a flat where I could look out the kitchen, living room, and bedroom windows at the same time.

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

I have the egg ick

Really thrilled for Anisimova. I’ve seen her play live and she was great but then she had that dismal final last year. Gew on bab! #Wimbledon Tiafoe next, yay 🎾

I used to have a massive collection of shoes but I sold most of them when we were debt snowballing. Now I tend to operate a one in/one out policy and I don’t wear heels anymore. Anyway I got these for £30 in the sale and I love them.

Ever since I was a child I have absolutely loved getting new shoes. I used to always beg to wear them to leave the shop. Nothing’s changed. I like new clothes too but a new pair of shoes is heavenly.

Not me wondering why the England football captain doesn’t have a C on his top #heatedrivalry #Iamunwell

Does anyone know when the #Tiafoe match is supposed to be resuming today after being suspended for lack of light last night? #Wimbledon #tennissky I can’t see it on the schedule.

As if Big Foe and Serena Williams are playing at the same time *sets up two screens* #wimbledon

Norrie out, Dart out, Raducanu and Draper both injured. Bad first day for the Brits! #wimbledon

W h y did Andrew sodding Castle insist on doing one last #Wimbledon after throwing his toys out of the pram. I thought we were rid of him.

Naomi Osaka absolutely killing the outfit game. Can’t wait to watch her play! #wimbledon

Ugh Martina commentating on Harriet Dart. I was such a big fan, my whole life. Now when I hear her voice I just feel sad and annoyed. #wimbledon

CW: #food For tedious reasons I have been on liquids-only (sadly wine was not on the approved list) for two weeks and tomorrow I get to eat again. I had to be very strict with myself doing the food shop for the week! Don’t shop when you’re hungry, folks.

Just been to see #supergirl. I did really enjoy it but it could have been called Super Grim tbh. If anyone wants spoilers about the dog DM me.

#wimbledon starts tomorrow! Feel free to mute me or the tag (can you do that on bluesky?) for the next two weeks. I shall endeavour to tag all my posts 🎾

The interesting thing about NOT watching the football in a heatwave with all the windows open is your neighbours will kindly let you know when England score.

My kindle has been broken for ages so I’ve been reading ebooks on my phone app which I don’t love because it’s so easy to be distracted. Look what showed up today 🥹 My @omnienby.bsky.social is so good to me! (Reading Cinder House by Freya Marske. Thanks for the rec @wickedcherub.bsky.social!)

THAT WAS SPECTACULAR. Still so inspirational. Such a great documentary. Sad that we’ve lost some of the people in it but damn what a good time. Great audience. Everyone chorused, ‘You’d better stay on that side of the street motherfucker. I’ll knock you out.’ #mychemicalromance

When you’ve got a heatwave in the day but emo church in the evening

I just put some ice in my drink in the kitchen and by the time I got back to my seat it had melted. STOP USING AI.

It is LOTMS day! I have checked and the cinema is air conditioned, so now I’m doubly excited.

Does anyone know how to take your boobs off #ukheatwave

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure. What’s yours?

I should add he’s handsome himself. Hypocrite.

My brother-in-law, a comedy writer/director, gets very irate when comedians are good-looking. He says they don’t deserve to be funny.

Most of y’all know I am absolutely obsessed with Ynys Môn, better known in English as Anglesey. There is going to be a movie coming out which was shot entirely on the island and it’s GAY. I can’t wait. youtu.be/od_S8t86F0M

Real picture of the almost-certainly next Prime Minister waiting for his by-election results with the other candidates. @pullthroughs.bsky.social was right, we are an unserious country.

It’s back for now! We are charging everything we can think of. The scary part for me was when the mobile phone service went down too so I couldn’t see any updates. I definitely just ordered a wind-up radio which I’ve wanted for years but never got round to buying.

Oh good a power cut. Fans don’t work. Can’t charge phone. Burglar alarms going off, including ours which won’t fucking stop. THIS IS BECAUSE OF BREXIT.