How my lovely wife views history. Gravity and the Dinosaurs were created. The Greeks killed the dinosaurs. The Romans killed the Greeks and fucked everything up. Then the regency period and Jane Austen happened. The Victorians. World Wars 1 and 2. Today. Love you @zebrapig.bsky.social

I went on a local pride dog walk today. CJ came with me and nobody raised eyebrows that we were assigned different genders at birth. Everyone was very welcoming and we had fun! It happens once a month. Yes, Heated Rivalry came up. The dog wore his bandana.

If you want to see one of the most insane films ever to be released in the mainstream I cannot recommend 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple enough. Absolutely unhinged. Bravo.

ADHD spouse: plays with magnets to help with focusing. Autistic spouse: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE.

Bye you knob (warning for antisemitism) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Russell T Davies loving Heated Rivalry is such an intersection of my interests.

NOOOOO

I tried some valerian for anxiety/sleeping and it is a LOT stronger than I anticipated. Wow. Recommend!

lol I can’t even remember who follows me here and who might find Heated Rivalry content inappropriate I DON’T EVEN CARE get into it #heatedrivalry

This scene is an acting masterclass from Hudson Williams and I won’t hear otherwise.

*Alfie Boe voice* Oh what a beautiful moooooorning, footage from the Golden Gloooobes.

Every so often I just get this wave of terror over how popular Reform are. It is happening here, people. Don’t sleep.

Man I found it hard to let go of Dave Grohl but I have. I have.

ARE YOU IN THE UK AND DO YOU LOVE #heatedrivalry I NEED A GANG

Gotta get those UK viewing figures up! Any excuse for a rewatch 😂

IT’S ALL THE DRAMA MICK. I JUST LOVE IT. #thetraitorsuk

Anytime one of the interchangeable young white men is on screen I’m just like I have never seen this person before in my life. #thetraitorsuk

Loved the first episode of season two of The Pitt! It went by too quickly of course.

Looking people up in the phone book. We had family friends called Mr and Mrs Christmas. Random kids used to phone every year saying, ‘Is this Father Christmas?’ and he always said yes and asked what they wished for.

I am getting anxious about all these MCR show postponements.

I JUST LOVE ILYA OK. Ilyushka? @ziusik.bsky.social

What a wild episode #thetraitorsuk

PLEASE DON’T SPOIL ME FOR THE PITT stupid UK *grumbles*

Who is rewatching Heated Rivalry alone with all the power over the rewind button and the group chats on the go SPOILER IT’S YOUR GIRL

Oh my. Someone with a very similar email address to me seems to have joined a cult. They don’t name it but I am keeping the email in case I can help in future.

Does anybody else just have too many damned remotes

I’m kind of hoping other people got it too so it’s idiotic trolls and not someone I know messing with me personally :/

Did anyone else get a fake alert on their phone that something bad (I’m not saying it) had happened David Attenborough? It just happened to me and I blurted it out in horror so of course everyone at choir checked their phones and it seems to be fake. But who would send me that? :(

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

Delighted #thetraitorsuk

DEFINITELY IN TWO SEPARATE HEATED RIVALRY GROUP CHATS SEND HELP

REMEMBER WE ARE SEEING MCR THIS YEAR

There needs to be a big conversation about UK competition TV shows about people of colour leaving first. Especially women of colour. I’m very uncomfortable.

Introduce yourself with something that almost killed you. Hello Bluesky, I’m my brain.

THIS CAT I DESPAIR

Last night I dreamt about Heated Rivalry, Eminem, and Keanu Reeves. What a night.

What hashtags are we using for The Traitors gang? #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

2025 was largely shit but we had a great NYE. We wished each other softness and whimsy for 2026 and I wish it to all of you too 💓

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Happy new year!

Guys our choir won an award, for queer community connection. I’m so proud.

Happy birthday @sunsetmog.bsky.social !!!

CJ is making me watch Doctor Who. I hate Doctor Who. It makes me cry.

I’ve said this before but: bumped into Steve Coogan in a WH Smith’s in Brighton train station.

Christmas is being put away as we speak. I’ve done all the shelf/mantle decorations and CJ is doing the trees now. It’s been lovely but I am OVER IT. We’re staying with friends for NYE and I couldn’t bear the thought of coming back to it.

I’m whatever Robert Langdon is. Symbology/puzzles guy.

I did however have a giant Dr Pepper which was life itself.

CJ made me go and see Avatar 3. I am unsurprised to report it is just as stupid and offensive as the first two. The end was unbelievably annoying. It was too long. I looked at my watch several times and went to the loo once. The visuals were good.

I know Paul Hollywood is probably an arsehole but videos of him talking about making Christmas stockings for his beloved cats makes it hard for me to take it to heart.

Get yourself a friend who always wants your thoughts about Heated Rivalry