Bisexual Terminator Ilya Rozanov doing a systematic scan of the club just lives in my head. Not even rent-free. Like, it seized my land and built a massive residential building and it charges OTHER things rent to live there, on my land. He’s not a slumlord but the rent is exorbitant.

I'm having a wonderful time on my break, playing tons of board games etc. I am SO BAD at deception games - Mafia/Traitor/Among Us type games. I crack under the tiniest pressure and I'm no good at the strategic thinking. God it's so embarrassing how do I get better at this

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

I'm in a log cabin cottage thing in the hills. It might not be overlooking a lake but a girl might go make 8 burgers on the bbq grill

I eventually have had to tell the kids why I've been watching TV almost constantly. 'kids.. They made a show like Bridgerton. But like, sports rivals.' 'that's like your two favourite things! Did you watch the whole thing in one go like Bridgerton lol' I'm embarrassed to say how many times 😅

Really really feeling this, from the newsletter over at GoFugYourself about #heatedrivarly

Australians think they're so funny for coming up with the whole "drop bear" joke, but it's barely even an exaggeration because they may not have drop bears, but they have real drop birds. Or swooping birds, whatever. It'd be like Montana going "Watch out for brown bears! Kidding! They're grizzlies!"

I have a week off now! I don't have to host anyone or see anyone! I'm currently at an airbnb full of people I like! I have no plans! I GOT TO INBOX ZERO BEFORE I PUT ON MY OUT OF OFFICE

You gotta be like that person who gets a flash of a vision of aggressive sex every time a player checks another into the boards

I'm having super fun right now but I also had super fun with the press tour after Call Me By Your Name came out and well

Msn wrote about Sid Crosby being a queer ally and they made an editorial choice

this hit me like a fucking freight train, but it’s important and I am so glad to have read it. Good for him. Fuck. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

Years (decades!) of shipping sports rivals, in anime, in rpf, dammit even harry/draco was a sports rivalry in parts They gave me a show about sports rivals who fuck and now what else in my life do I have to ask for

What is this Disney Prince hair shit oh golly gee

I know Tom Ford has cast his Cry to Heaven movie already... But maybe he could rethink?

Like I recognise that acting exists but also are we SURE it was actually Connor Storrie who played Ilya Rozanov? Because apart from being identical in face and hair and body they look nothing alike

what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip

this one is called goose horse

Hamnet comes out in Australia next week. So *this* flavour of RPF is ok 😅

I spent so much time last night ranting at my husband about YOI. THERE WAS A TRAILER! A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR A MOVIE! WHAT HAPPENED 😭😭😭 he says we should fund it if we ever win the big US lottery

My husband caught me rewatching Heated Rivalry, 'didn't you finish the show?!' but I had to explain to him that it's so nice to see old Merlin friends, Teen Wolf friends.. 1D and The Untamed, all come out of the woodwork again. I love getting ao3 sub notifs for familar names I haven't seen for years

that’s okay i meant to cry anyway

Ok i have finished reading the Heated Rivalry book now. It was good and fine, not as cringe as I was led to believe. The dialogue was good! The show elevates it through. I have read some terrible romance books in my time. I read (a lot of) hetero romance. Maybe my bar is low.

God that was a great year for Fandom.

Rozanov's hand! What is that! Absolutely losing my mind I am so sorry

I'm sorry I'm so behind on this Heated Rivalry thing, I'm only losing my mind just now. I've revived my Tumblr, things are bad. It only just hit me that their relationship or whatever went on for TEN YEARS I'm sorry that's a child almost old enough to start kpop training

Watch them make dumb decisions after the success of Heated Rivalry and decide to adapt the Foxhole Court

the heated rivalry fic I want is one of those media AUs that's all reddit posts, where someone says "I'm a nurse and I saw Rozanov sneaking out of Hollander's room" and everyone is like "oh SURE and then EVERYONE CLAPPED" and it leads to shipping truthers (MANAGEMENT IS KEEPING THEM APART!!!!!!)

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

The first two hours this morning

Ok here's the thing right - I haven't *read* Heated Rivalry and know nothing about then author or books but I know that any one of the ppl I follow probably could have written it in their sleep. So I wonder why the 'claw' picked that up for tradpub

Okay I finished Heated Rivalry and that was just every fic I ever read put on the screen. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful

Last Christmas I watched Aftersun and this Christmas I watched All of Us Strangers and started Normal People and I do not like this end of year tradition of Paul Mescal being desperately lonely. It's really depressing

BTS were like 'guys we gave you FOUR YEARS to sort yourselves out' and yet here we all are, still not financially or emotionally ready for a BTS tour

I'm also very far behind in Heated Rivalry so I do not understand any references but I am old enough to remember the original Russian version of All The Things She Said was far superior.

So I'm one and a half eps into Heated Rivalry and it's making me miss all of the Sidney Crosby / Alex Ovechkin fic I used to read. Does anyone have any recs that aren't incredibly dated and homophobic? It was a different time.

My very first email address was '[email protected]'. Sure I've grown since then and it's been 30 years but

youtu.be/wKueZ_5dOnM?... Someone keep tabs on me I might not survive this

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

I have been devastated every time I've seen a photo of him at sdcc and I've been a card carrying Louis-hater for almost thirty years

Game Changer pride stickers are out now 🎉 (with massive thanks to @samreich.bsky.social for giving me permission to sell them!) UK: canopyrobin.sumupstore.com/product/game... International: canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4333...

Fruity Fruit Doves🍋🥭🍑

It's my birthday and lots of lovely things have happened but one negative thing has happened and I am SO ANNOYED Toby's macbook pro that cost 2.5k. I fixed the screen Liam broke for 1.5k. Now Toby has spilt liquid in the usb port somehow and they want $2.2k to fix it? Nope. Nope.

#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky New interview with Sam Reid for Entertainment Weekly featuring an exclusive first look at the Rockstar Lestat! Credit: Sophie Giraud/AMC 🔗: ew.com/interview-wi...

Buying these immediately. www.etsy.com/au/listing/1...

As part of my mid life crisis I'm now in my self-help book era. Anyone got a self help book that they really liked? Mine is 'How to Keep House While Drowning' by KC Davis. It's a really really kind, practical book that uncouples chores from morals and has changed my life and shame spirals

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

We had Viennetta last night for my niece's 16th birthday and I don't know if I've changed or it's changed but it was so bad. It's basically ice. No cream, the chocolate is barely chocolate. How did we think this was so fancy as children? Were we all collectively poor?