if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

'Werewolf' by Mike Mignola. #comics #art

From a desperate parent’s heart, I beg you, please consider giving 5 dollars. Small donations come together to create life saving treatment. Your kindness truly matters. @lambotobunni3.bsky.social @minonimot.bsky.social @noopthescoop.bsky.social @paralogion.bsky.social

Dungeon crawl doodles… #Illustration #rpg #DungeonCrawl

Actually finished a short story draft. That's my new year's resolution beat, get on my level peons

Your collaborative editor is AI. My collaborative editor is the Holy Ghost of my ego. We are not the same

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Reposting this for obvious reasons. I have much more in common with any Iranian than I do with the American and Israeli pieces of shit trying to annihilate them. Any single Iranian life lost is an entire universe gone; more, a tragedy at a level I cannot personally fathom. This is all I can do.

He is risen.

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Kill the tech bro in your head, he'd sell out your friends to the cops if it meant getting his hands on shiny new toys and a shitload of money.

Played a late April Fool's joke on myself by writing right through the bit of this story that's been making me want to quit

Art by • Alan Lee

I was NOT invited 😔 but I'll post my God of War fanart anyway #artpost

I've been seeing a lot of this lately. Tl;DR version: Lovecraft did not experience an epiphany regarding his racial prejudices at the end of his life. This misconception was in part deliberately fostered after his death. However, Lovecraft's views did change over time. Read on for details.

My sword & sorcery WIP may contain the following: - fantasy Balkans mountain bandits - a cannibal horde - a bronze age-esque burial mound with an undead guardian - riffs on Greek folk songs about Death - a very literal interpretation of the phrase "the one-eyed leading the blind"

These are the last few days to vote for the Hugos and my weirdo novelette about frienship, queerness and books is eligible. I'd be honored if you considered it for your ballot. ❤️

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

Show me a better comedic beat in all of comics YOU CAN’T

Got time to kill this weekend? Astartha sure does. 🪓🩸🏳️‍⚧️ breadsonja.wordpress.com/free-story-h...

The two pillars of my self esteem are the small German lesbian who says I look like Captain Flint, and the trans lady at my workplace who refers to me as "diva"

GNU Sir Pterry. 🫡

The footage coming from Glasgow city centre tonight is very upsetting. I was there only a couple of weeks ago and still consider myself a Glaswegian born and bred. That corner of Central Station is absolutely iconic. Thankfully no one appears to be hurt but small businesses and livelihoods are lost.

Four day weekend kicking off with my first assessment for counselling tomorrow. Hoh boy.

Infiltrator syndrome. I don’t care if I’m good or not, I’m here and I’m doing it

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Yesterday I read an interview with the singer in a punk band who uses GenAI to help with writing his texts. Punk. The whole point of punk was that if you know how to play 3 cords badly and have something to say just fucking go for it.

THE GIRLS ARE BACK Zeynep is summoned by her people for a holy ritual of passage. Her lover Kawtar brings with her a foreign magic that may not sit well with its guardians... and shit hits the fan REAL QUICK REAL BAD Please enjoy a hot new Z&K story! swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/zeyneps-judg...

Unfortunately, the curse

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

Matt Goodwin more like Matt Badloss

*guy gets arrested for a few hours and is returned to his palace* Mob justice is going too far!!

iambic tetrameter ass stick

"Once Upon A Time... Life" was this educational French cartoon all about the workings of the human body, and was part of a bigger franchise that mostly dealt with varipus eras of history. Incredibly charming.

I'm told that the blade itself incites to deeds of violence

I need all of you to write the most angry letter you've ever written in your lives.

Particularly applicable to Sword & Sorcery

Goat Fell in winter, from Saturday. Last part of the climb was over snow 1-2 feet deep. Tanked it with no equipment and scrambling over the snow and rocks bare-handed (don't try this at home). Also I got stuck on the island overnight and lucked into accommodation at the last minute 🙃

you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”

Catching a 6.00 am train and 7.00 am ferry tomorrow because I decided freezing my balls off on a mountain is better than sitting at home feeling glum about what day it is.

Aw hell yeah

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Full week of no WiFi in the flat let's go 🔥🔥🔥

Researching crossfit shoes and being hit by the wave of douchebag product names. 'SAVAGE SHOES!' 'Do they fit?' 'BEAST THE ROUTINE!' 'Do they fit?' 'BECOME THE APEX!' 'DO THEY FIT, MOTHERFUCKER?!'

A new systematic review has found that trans women on HRT have the same level of fitness as cis women and don't retain any advantage in sports. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...