To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... If you’re Canadian please sign it. If you’re not, please share ❤️

Stages of online friendship - being insane about the same guy(s) - exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas - oh right here’s my name - anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do - lore you thought was obvious - here’s my home address - can you read my resume

I played an internationally televised gig as a musician where Elizabeth II was in attendance in person, among several thousand other celebrities.

Scientist/inventor and literal secret agent for GCHQ. Still no idea what that entailed, his service is sealed under official secrets for another decade or two.

Congrats on being the most beautiful people to ever exist on earth

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

I know the depressive episode is lifting, because guess who 💫washed their hair💫 this morning like a real person?

Anyone else feeling super, super normal and regular today

I have told this story four times today, and it has been gratifying every time to watch/hear people struggle to comprehend someone being this unpleasant to me in a music-playing setting. Like it’s THAT far-fetched.

I hate that trying to explain this sounds so bonkers that it’s basically impossible to get normal people to understand that it’s actually happening

Hello darkness, my old friend

NOOOOO IS AO3 DOWN AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

Changing shirts for the third time in a 15 min span of time because I managed to spill dish soap, hand soap, and butter on myself in rapid sequence.

He really just walks around with this face, huh? Unfair.

I should apologize to the actor who plays Alexei in HR, because he’s doing a great job acting but bc he’s playing a really hateable guy, every time he comes on screen I curse at him. It’s the character I’m mad at, bro, not you!

I’ve done it, after all these years. I’ve met the one person who plays my instrument who is an unrepentant asshole and hates me on sight for existing.

She’s all of us

Ao3 don’t you know I have a Holding Patters update to read???????

People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?

My rewards for leaving the house: my local coffee shop didn’t have the sweet treat I paid for, they ran out right before me, so they gave me two treats for the price of one, and also a hot alt baddie complimented my hair.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

So much for politically and economically divesting ourselves from the US. How's that Davos speech sound now? The greengrocer's putting that sign back in the window as we speak. You can't stand with 'the people' as you bomb their schools. We cannot throw our lot in with the criminal-in-chief.

Nothing about the United States makes sense without understanding this. Shit like the Seven Mountains Mandate and Project Blitz are part of it. You must understand that something like 40% or more USians are in a death cult and they run the government.

So I fully went through the whole day today thinking SNL was happening tonight. As in, Friday. I came here after d&d tonight expecting clips from the show to be available to me. Absolutely no thought spared for the fact that the show is called Saturday Night Live.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to your feed.

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

And Baby Beluga??? And my childhood??????? Correct though.

Gundam Wing, someone’s long-defunct (probably geocities) fic archive website, 15.

Live and accurate image of me rn

My work nemesis is my work nemesis because she’s a) bad at her job and b) a total bully, and today that second point is coming to a head in a big big way and I really hope we get some actual consequences to her actions.

This is what I need cis folks to understand. It's been a decade. Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

At this point, I’m just hoping the ghosts consume them all. They clearly had the right idea all along.

I did it (applied for a musical instrument repair tech apprenticeship that I can only hope would pay me a living wage in one of the most expensive cities in the country, which will necessitate moving again if I get it, but might just set me up to actually love my job).

When I feel overwhelmed/anxious/filled with despair/all of the above, I walk around imagining that I’m holding a sword. I wouldn’t know what to do with a real sword if I had one, but imagining holding one as I stalk the halls of my office building helps a lot.

“I say this without wishing it at all, but even if it all ended now, I’d be floored. Anything after this really feels like a cherry on top.” New video of Connor for VMAN Magazine via VMAN

Unprecedented levels of mental health being reached right now. The brain is SO healthy. (Is lie, liar told you that)

Pears. Flavour is fine, texture is fucking horrendous. Get that mealy shit away from me!!!

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

Actually wild the way I managed to “teehee no worries if not tho :)” my way through a text to my landlord about my kitchen cabinets being so destroyed by damp (whether past or present idk) that one of the door hinges just fully ripped out of the pressboard

WNBA made a profit and will be sharing $8M through all teams & their players. Deadline for new CBA is March 10th. Players deserve way more than 30%, free league pass, undated housing (apt/condo), & unlimited snacks. #EverybodyWatchesWomenSports

get weirder 🫵

In some ways, I’m grateful to how shittily the olympic men’s hockey turned out because it’s reminded me why I got out of the trash can and stopped investing fannishly all those years back. I was right to do that.

Nation returns to Heated Rivalry to watch Canadians get fucked in a good way

Welp, time to go back to bed and pretend absolutely none of this happened at all.

I woke up at 5am for this, dudes, please don’t make me sad. 🏒

Back on my bullshit (playing sudoku in the line for the Heated Rivalry club night)

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