I did so much gardening today, and most of it was just hacking away at a giant overgrowth of ivy along the backyard fence.

This had me bursting into tears earlier, found family is EVERYTHING

I forgot to put the trash cans out for my building, and so did the rest of my co-renters, and now it will be two weeks until we next get a trash pick up and all of the bins are so full 😔 😔 😔

I bought and planted five tomato starts, so 1) jabs gardening season starts now and 2) planting stuff, instant mood lifter, who would have thought (everyone who knows me)

Today I invented a new type of dopamine specifically for when you listen to body to body very loudly while going through a car wash.

Every now and then I remember the 1700s Japanese illustration of hammerhead sharks and it cures my depression.

prawn lake

If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.

New safe-for-work curse word just dropped. This AI tool evaluation project I’m working on is absolute horses.

This reflects a genuinely concerning and worrisome trend, and I really wish the ADL had not so badly torched its credibility in the past few years that anything it puts out is now inherently suspect. We need an actual reliable record of this, and the ADL cannot be the source of that.

Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah

I misremembered a Macbeth quote for Hamlet, I’m so embarrassed.

I’m capable of functioning as a worker ant in the capitalist machine the majority of the time these days, so I can go for long stretches of time not thinking of myself as disabled by my mood disorders and neurodivergencies (and that’s on internalized ableism, I know). Not today, though.

A colleague suggested today that I ask Copilot about a thing I was researching, and I responded in my most polite tone of voice, “sorry, I will not do that. I would die first.”

I just think we need to reinvent the fourth wall. Kill the cop in your head that feels shame, but also donnnnn’t go showing your handcrafted porn to the people you write it about. Some stuff is private!!!!!!

MY BABIES

This man is playing Pokémon on a level heretofore undreamed of.

I am not responsible enough to be looking at that specific shot of Connor’s tongue technology

WAR IS OVER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AI enthusiast colleague is really not picking up what I am putting down (that I really hate the fact that he’s using ai to generate art and I would rather cut off my own feet than endorse his efforts, but also it’s the workplace and I’m trying to say that with a degree of politeness I don’t feel)

This is for *your* kids, you understand. The tech elites send *their* kids to private, screen-free Montessori schools. They know exactly what they're doing.

A SLUTTY LITTLE SHORT?! Hell yes

This was all I needed. I can rest now. 😌

Connor with Rosé at the Met Gala

Hudson with Lisa at the Met Gala

Tell you what, he will NOT be caught in just another suit at this thing.

FULLY FUCKING NAKED

🚨 Hudson has arrived at the Met Gala red carpet!

Bring him to me

The definition of understanding the assignment, every single year.

I really love how these women conducting each interview are taking every opportunity to flirt outrageously with each woman who they talk to. I hope they all make out later.

Just caught a glimpse of Hudson on the vogue feed and fully screamed, my upstairs neighbour is going to end up doing a wellness check fjskdjfjkdjd

Lisa really does look rad, I have to say. Love any creepy body sculpture in an outfit.

Alyssaaaaaaaaaaa

Girllllll fuck off let me LIVE

I’ve never tuned in to watch a Met gala entry live before I think, or it’s been years, but what I’m learning is idk who 82% of these people are

The feminine cut of this blouse, with the beefy arms???? Whewwwwww

CONNOR TOOK OFF THE JACKET, THE ARMS ARE OUT AND IM FJSKDJJDKN

The vibe is slutty parakeet and I’m dying

He’s got the train this time, omg I’m obsessed he’s BEAUTIFUL

IS HE GOING NAKED?????? God the makeup is tremendous

ive done it. no one is stronger at manifesting than me REMEMBER THAT 🫵🏼

happy may the 4th to all who celebrate

THEY CALL ME… BAEPSAE 💪

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