For any bandom pals who may be wondering, please know that this is not a drill and IRL Bexless is on here now! 🥰🧛🏼

How my lovely wife views history. Gravity and the Dinosaurs were created. The Greeks killed the dinosaurs. The Romans killed the Greeks and fucked everything up. Then the regency period and Jane Austen happened. The Victorians. World Wars 1 and 2. Today. Love you @zebrapig.bsky.social

Hi! If you enjoyed #Unholyverse by #Bexless you might want to follow me 😉 Novelisation in progress! Thanks for all the support over the years ✝️

No spoilers but we watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry and I suspect these two guys might be gay for each other. Gonna keep watching and see what happens

it’s the ur-conspiracy at the base of them all and it’s why even “fun” conspiracies can be a slippery slope because the more you get into conspiratorial thinking the more likely you are to arrive at the same conclusion: everything is because of The Jews

Writing songs to try and deal with some strong feelings of existentialism brought on by, y’know *gestures wildly at the world*. Thanks to @paganmusic.bsky.social for his inspiration and @zebrapig.bsky.social for listening to me play and record this more times than is healthy! #folk #songs #piano

And here we are, doing it all over again like the reprobates we are 😉😘 Love you @zebrapig.bsky.social

Just sobbed my little heart out through the last half of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. This is some of the best Star Trek ever made. #startrek #strangenewworlds

My bean ❤️❤️❤️

Happy Birthday to my darling wonderful wife @zebrapig.bsky.social - near two decades we have circled the sun together and you are still and always the person I choose to live with, munch foods with, watch movie marathons with and be very snug with. So much love. Have a wonderful day. ❤️❤️❤️

Other things Jowling Kowling Rowling thinks people are lying about and aren't real: Left-handedness ("More like FAKE-handedness") Color-blindness ("They're just making it up to get special glasses") The novels of Ann Patchett ("No one writes about Dutch Houses") Luxembourg ("A likely story")

Living with the most wonderful person I know for nearly half my life. Wouldn’t have it any other way. Love you too sweetie 😘😘😘

Gods, is there better music for an emotional day than Alexandre Desplat’s HP and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2? Truly epic work and get all my right feels. 🥹🥲 (And yes, yes I know but the music doesn’t give her anything and it’s not Alexandre’s fault).

This International Women’s Day I am thinking of women facing persecution all over the globe just for being who they are, especially women who are trans, queer, of colour, disabled, poor, living under despotic regimes.

Well, there goes another supposed Democrat ally to LGBTQI+ folk. Just who exactly is advocating for queer and trans people in the USA now? The skies are darkening… 😞

Now that Costy Livs has taken a backseat, we appear to have moved into a new era. Army-Geds

Uwe Boll’s It’s a Wonderful Ljfe

I dunno, somehow this new generation of #Gladiators just doesn't hit the same.

no the fuck we are NOT making “LGBQ+” a thing and if I see any of you motherfuckers using that acronym it’s on sight Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this

The world is on fucking fire. And so I give you the happiest life of Tormund the cat. Let’s all be Tormund.

According to Lord Alan Sir of Sugar Lord, you can’t achieve anything if you work from home.

Oh yes, I do love that classic Shakespeare play… The Gunpowder Plot. Amazing. #TheApprentice

It’s a boat hook, on a pole Tim?! Surely this is about cunning negotiation and innovation?!!!! FFS! #TheApprentice

Hair dye night! Back to Bi-Pride colours.

This really is, a truly terrible TV show now isn’t it #TheApprentice

I’m getting very wound up now! I’m really getting very peeved. I’m most vexed. I’m quite aggrieved. #TheApprentice

WHY ARE YOU ALL WEARING SUITS WHEN WALKING ROUND A FARM?! #TheApprentice

I shall never forgive nor forget Sir Alan Lord Sir Sugar Alan Lord sir for him not giving the clever cheap cardboard skeleton purchase the win many years ago on #TheApprentice It was a travesty.

Has Alan noticed that literally none of the actual business people his candidates meet and pitch to dress like him or the people on the show? Why are the men in ridiculous suits? And the women forced into sexist stereotype multicoloured business wear?! No one dresses like this Alan! #theapprentice

And now just a tired trap. 🥱😴

Thirst trap? Me? 😉

I know it’s easy for me to say this, and our government isn’t perfect, and if you need to come and stay with me you can, but please, #resist #resist #resist

if youre transgender you have to live and also get crazier

It’s been a very rough day folks that I don’t really want to write about in detail yet. But ughhhhh. Thankfully, made better by the care and love of @zebrapig.bsky.social ❤️

But it’s the best music on TV. And it makes me cry too. 😘

My darling wife @zebrapig.bsky.social has gifted me a digital projector for my birthday meaning I can now watch Star Trek on a big screen in any room of the house, and in the hot tub. She is the best 🥰

FORTY-ONE! How the fuck did that happen? I was thirty a few months ago, I’m sure. Ah well, more reason to fill the coming year with good people, great food, so many kisses and general wild hedonistic abandon. 🫦🪢💃🏻 Come join me BlueSky! #birthday #birthmas #forties

Fly Fast. Love Deeply. Be Kind.

Could use some help folks, do I need to watch nosferaone before nosferatu?

I am officially here folks! While I still have the app that shall not be named, I am really done with it. Here is to openness, kindness, respect and civility. At least a little, please.