How did early Take That be doing all that and not *one* of them was queer? Wild.

Fiona when she feels she and her fellow traitors aren’t under enough suspicion. #TheTraitors

What’s a game you feel only you have played? CyClones by Raven Software, specifically the CD-ROM re-release with the absolutely banging soundtrack. A cheap Doom clone on the face of it, but it was one of the first FPS shooters to experiment with free aiming, if not the first. Very cool game!

Discord Addams on the runway.

First video game of 2026. “Welcome home, good hunter. What is it you desire?”

New year, same me (derogatory).

Word on the street: Lily Allen is about to have an absolute cracker of a New Year 🤭

Can someone make a version of that Erika Kirk meme with Madonna coming out of the giant disco ball? I want to join in but I cba lol.

Full of turkey, Prosecco and Christmas cheer. Yes, this is my cheery face 🙂

A+++ gift-giving in the Ayres household this year. And it is actually Thursday lol. Merry Christmas! 🥂

Genuinely my worst nightmare.

Hannibal Lecter if he slayed.

I believe in the holy trinity. 🙏🏻

#NowPlaying #EldenRing This mod is sensational. To breathe this much new life into a game I have thousands of hours of experience in takes some doing. Bravo 👏

I don’t watch it but I’ve seen clips and I’m calling it now—Jack Osbourne will win I’m a Celeb. To have lived through such a wild childhood, gone through the wringer like he has and be such a thoroughly decent, cool guy speaks volumes. So much respect for him.

We had a lovely time in Manchester celebrating @ayresj.bsky.social’s birthday. But the only souvenir I brought back was a gammy knee. Minimum donation: One (1) attention per person, please give generously.

Who the fuck is Hoyroy? I just wanna know.

The inclusion of the bow tie lends this a certain authenticity.

Having had to take several weeks off, I just lifted heavy things and put them down again for the second day in a row. Please clap.

Cor, Lily’s had a shocker, hasn’t she. Her voice sounds lovely on this new album though. The ex-husband, on the other hand, must wish he was anyone else in the world right now 🫢

Modders have done the lord’s work with the Mass Effect trilogy, I swear to god. Between the Take Back Earth and Happy Ending mods… if the original had played out like this, there wouldn’t have been *any* complaints. Bravo 👏 👏👏

This season of Drag Race UK feels more contrived than any season of any franchise that came before. I feel like I’m being conditioned to root for Bones but she just does **nothing** for me. Sus.

Microsoft’s decision to remake (apparently) the first three Halo campaigns for PlayStation but nix all the multiplayer content when they could just port the perfectly sufficient Master Chief Collection should be studied. 🤡

He worships the sun. ☀️

Me: "I love horses! I watch videos where horses are doing funny things! I look at photos where horses are beautiful! I share memes where horses are making funny faces!" Facebook: "Here is an article you might like about a woman who got arrested for killing 27 horses on her property"

Microsoft bringing Halo to PlayStation for the first time. There’s no multiplayer. 🙃🙃🙃

At this point I’d be like, “Are there actually any traitors? Is the twist that we’re all faithfuls? We *cannot* be this shit.” Fabulous season. 😂

Playing as a female Commander Shepard in the OG Mass Effect trilogy really is the way. A paragon Broshep comes across as a right wet lettuce, while the renegade path just turns him into a colossal asshole. Femshep is a good time whichever path you choose—a testament to the incredible Jennifer Hale.

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How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip

What is happening.

Sharing my thoughts here too bc important

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

Ketenramm being so handsome is a real kick in the balls for those of us who spent many a Fantasia trying to make a Roe-dude who didn’t look like a foot. #FFXIV

It’s been 84 years @square-enix-games.com, can we please get Count Edmont’s hair for our WoLs? That texture. 😍 #FFXIV

me when a 25 year old talks to me

Good morning. 🐾

It’s blowing a hurricane outside and someone nearby is letting off fireworks. 🙃

If you see this, QTP with your Top 4 Final Fantasy games. 💎 IX: Pure fan-service. 💎 VII: My first FF—and my first RPG. 💎 V: Such a cosy entry and *so* underrated. 💎 X: Best battle system.

The ending of 2.55 is some Game of Thrones, Red Wedding shit. #FFXIV

Am I looking forward to more combat? No. But I am invested enough to play at least once more to uncover a few more pieces of the puzzle. #SilentHillF

The storytelling, however, is really great, despite veering into batshit insane territory more than once. Once you start to realise what’s actually going on, it elevates the narrative from a B- to a solid A. #SilentHillF

The combat is fine for the most part, but considering it is not the game’s strong suit, there’s a definite over-reliance on it during later chapters when the game starts shitting enemies on you from all angles. #SilentHillF

I just finished my first run of #SilentHillF, I have thoughts. As a Silent Hill game, it’s a letdown. As a horror game, it’s a solid 7/10. I think it would’ve stood up to scrutiny more if it had been allowed to stand alone as its own IP. Calling it Silent Hill feels a tad cynically motivated.

Going out of the house tonight.

What do I have to do to convince my Meta algorithm that I'm sure K*t C*nnor is a lovely boy but he's not my type, therefore I don't need to see a hundred pictures of him in various states of undress?

Well… Ms Rinko is a little bitch troll from hell, isn’t she? #SilentHillF

Not to be all “I’m a fantastic writer and everyone else is crap” about it, but where are the editorial standards in gaming journalism now? So much content, even from reputable outlets, is borderline-unreadable.