Big angry

Cockman

Chicago has this fun thing where every business actually closes an hour earlier than it says they do online, which I love!

They should invent a duvet cover that is the same size as comforters instead of always having six inches of deflated slack that hangs off of one or both sides. I feel like that would go over really well if they made that ever

He got that Prometheus alien physiognomy 😮‍💨💕

People who say they have synesthesia are doing it for attention

Beefy boy

Knight of Seven Kingdoms has the pacing and vibe of Frieren somehow and it’s delightful

I was a good useful boy at the bar tonight

Throwback to fall 2024 when I got a diabolical Colombian stomach bug that sent me to the ER but had me so snatched

One thing I did not anticipate about adulthood is the frequency with which companies “lose” your autopay information then send you a giant bill with a threat attached like six months later

Getting acid reflux from water feels like it breaks some kind of biological law but here we are

Guy just tried to pick a fight with me about capitalism in an instagram comment section and then told me it’s a logical fallacy for me to tell him I’m not engaging with him on it lol. Open the schools

Can’t stop thinking about licking men’s ripe holes

Even if I do somehow become rich it’s already too late in life for me to have that unstressed rich people face that they all have :(

Society if Thanksgiving through New Year’s should was classified as National Parent Trauma Month, and the whole time was a federal holiday where everyone got time off work to sort through the damage their parents did to them and continue to do to them. Like an annual detox.

Checking out the gay hockey show

Just finished There Is No Anti-Memetics Division, which is the coolest sci-fi I’ve read since Three Body Problem. Now I think it’s time for my tenth reread of Three Body.

Has anyone else ever had their insurance company AND doctor lie to them about something being covered and then receive a huge bill for the procedure? What do you do in this situation?

It’s after midnight so I can post about this insane two days in a row I just had on wordle

Can I come over and look at you like this?

Top comment decides how many days of 2026 I spend in this thing

Never not thinking about how much warmer fat boys’ mouths are

Love when I get up from edging to go make a snack and I get those spiderwebs of leaking precum between my thighs and calves

I’ve been locked out of my @justfor.fans account for like a year because their requires 2 Factor authentication switch doesn’t work AND their credit card switch doesn’t work. Can’t post or subscribe.

Kiss them

Pengnus

Made you dinner

Walking home from the bar desperately needing dick

Bull dick

Me when I’m making the bed

It’s wild how being gay goes from being the worst thing that ever happened to you when you’re young to being by far the best thing that ever happened to you when you are an adult

What if a symptom of AI Psychosis was that your hands morphed into AI hands

Clean it up for me bud

Sniffies has uh been awful the last year or so

The literacy crisis among gay men I stfg. What part of my bio saying “sub bottom” makes you think I am trying to top you? Open the schools

Nut

Since a couple ppl have asked, if anyone wants to give big bro a birthday tip my cashapp is $joch138

I’m 38 now

Almost November

And I’m someone who enjoys eating a ripe or dirty butt. Like, my bar is low but some of y’all are too much

Praying to Jesus and god and all the other ones that men learn the difference between musk and a rancid bacterial colony asap

I gave assorted oral for like 2+ hours straight last night AMA

Sharing my thoughts here too bc important

I came through my cage hands free giving my key holder a blowjob and rimjob while he watched tv.

🥹

I had sinus surgery today and it was one of the most grotesque body horror things I’ve ever experienced. And I have literally almost cut my thumb off

It’s like someone told chatGPT to write a Taylor Swift album in the style of Taylor Swift

Listened to that new Taylor album like I always to before hating and man, it just really seems like she fucking hates other women so much and she’s so miserable

October 2023- October 2025 Aging is so weird but I feel like I’m good at it at least