I put 142 hours into platinuming Expedition 33 only to learn that I missed an Old Key at the beginning of the game for a secret extra journal. But if you do NG+ you lose all journals. So I’d have to play the entire game through all over again.

Unlocked until Locktober. There’s a Monster energy drink can in this picture

Back in November 2023 when it was me and like six mutuals condemning their burgeoning genocide and fighting for our lives in comments and DMs for doing so, I explicitly said “liberals are going to wait until it’s almost over to call it a genocide”. I genuinely hate always being right.

Just finished re-listening to one of my fave fantasy books and could have sworn I recognized the narrator the whole time but never looked her up. Heard her say her name, Billie Fulford-Brown, in the outro of the audiobook, then went’n watched someone finish Expedition 33 and turns out she’s Sophie!

I’m sorry for the things I said while I was platforming in Expedition 33

Okay the game is good again

Platforming in this game is literally harder than Lion King on SNES, because it’s simply just broken. You just randomly slip off of objects and don’t grab edges with zero logic or consistency behind it. I take back any time I said this should be game of the year. Not with this in it.

Trying to platinum Expedition 33 and my biggest gripe is that they have some pretty big platforming components but invisibly rounded off a lot of the objects you need to jump to so you have to hit them on some invisible perfect flat edge or slide off

Foundation is the best show currently on television

Cool app, cool shirt— thanks @chonkclub.bsky.social!

The hottest possible thing remains being a good submissive obedient useful boy for your closest friends

A guy cruised me there by staring at my obvious cage print in my shorts and we went into a stall and I played with his dick while he fondled my cage

Needed to go to the Whole Foods I’m banned from for stealing (fuck you Bezos) so I used my mutant power to keep them from recognizing me: if I take my nose ring out I become Any Ole Random White Dude

Since I’m not allowed to play with my dick anymore I’m learning to get pleasure from having my mouth used instead, now I just lick holes clean whenever I can and it’s better than cumming 😌

He told me to go get the rim chair so he could sit on it while he played his game so I spent a half hour licking around down there before he reached down and unlocked the cage and told me to go be a good dildo and wait on the bed, and that I had until he cums to shoot my load before getting relocked

Do gay liberals realize how quickly Democratic rulers would leave us behind if they felt like it would give them more power? Like they’re doing with trans people as we speak?

I’m like if a dad was a very good boy

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“You’re a sub bottom? Well then I order you to top me” is such absolute loser energy please stop doing it

Giving it some air before switching to a smaller base ring and man, this thing really hates being locked and simultaneously needs to be locked permanently whenever not being used by a key holder

Being locked up got me crazy horny. How many of these should I get off Sniffies before bed tonight?

I do get a nice temporary ribbed effect when I get to take the cage off for a few minutes. Can’t wait until I’m unlocked to top

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I was 21 in 2008, and was apparently a character from Bleach

Locked dick, hole full of piss, face covered in cum

Nobody at the gym could tell I’m locked up right?

Nobody say anything hot to me for the next 2+ weeks bc the chastity very quickly becomes CBT lol

Officially under lock, starting time is two weeks and we’ll where he decides to go from there

Big dumb useful bull

Got some ✨ text messages ✨ while out on a walk

I got a world of hurt coming tomorrow night 😅

Crush told me he’s probably locking me up after I top him tonight but that he might just lock me right away and not let me fuck and tbh either one makes me leak so much 😵‍💫

One thing that’s very sad about things like opposing Palestinian genocide gaining mainstream traction is that there’s the like cabal of liberals who fancy themselves leftists who will seize an important issue then trivialize it into oblivion for their culture war of the week, pulling attention away

Playing Lies of P right now and it’s fun but man, I have never played a game before where just half of your button presses do absolutely nothing. Feels extremely broken?

Domestic scene

Just found this comment on a video that is very obviously real lmao the kids coming up in this environment are so lost

One of the funniest but also ultimately terrifying side effects of the AI era is how many people will confident comment “AI slop” on an actual real photograph or piece of art and then refuse to be convinced otherwise. Nobody even knows what’s really anymore

Hosting Primal at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this Friday! Come hang and kiss my hole! Tix: 2bearstaverngroup.ticketspice.com/mdprimal?fbc...

Thanks for making me look so muscular 😭😭😭

Opened twitter and went to my FYP and it was just like 100 posts in a row from all different kinds of people but the only caption for anything was “chudai”. What if we learned a new word that’s not that?

These pictures were taken about a year apart (2024-2025)

Got pissed on in the woods

Headed to the beach

“Israel has the right idea to defend itself” but “I condemn Hamas” is white supremacy. Liberal Zionists like Bernie Sanders are white supremacists.

Realized I only ever post myself singing sweet and soft so here’s me belting

Naked as we Came

Been craving a good blowjob lately but re-arriving at the conclusion that my dick just doesn’t fit comfortably into most people’s mouths and blowjobs are just painful 90% of the time

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Reading literal hundreds of comments yesterday from Blue MAGA AOC centrists saying “how does voting to infinitely fund Israeli defense tech possibly endanger Palestinians?” then demanding people on the left treat it like a good faith line of questioning really got me fucked up.

Send pics or I won’t talk to you but if they’re nudes I will block you. Not looking to hook up or chat. Brother nobody is forcing you to be here