Gonna go with C L I N I C A L L Y D E P R E S S E D

I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air

Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

These photos of FNs community members fleeing their homes by boat are genuinely apocalyptic (Photo via Wayne Wastaken of Collins, Ontario, who says his “hometown is gone”) www.facebook.com/share/r/1ArN...

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

Conservatives fear fundraising slump amid sagging polls, infighting, @alexboutilier.bsky.social reports globalnews.ca/news/1196563... Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com

The state of dew releases

I would hope someone would at least make it look like four different people wrote post it notes for me

So the only new part for America would be “collectivization?”

Say what you will about Lindsay Graham.

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

I hate the entire idea of marking news sources for having “ideological bias” because first off, Says Who? Calling the CBC “left” at this point is a dated perception based on conservative whiners and not a fact, and it lets the hard right media in this country (which is legion) off easy

I was relieved to have this confirmed

Uh oh....

Wondering where "too many awareness months" came in on the list of Canadians' top concerns. torontosun.com/news/pierre-...

DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career

Prime Ministers since January 1, 2016 Canada 🇨🇦 Justin Trudeau Mark Carney United Kingdom 🇬🇧 David Cameron Theresa May Boris Johnson Liz Truss Rishi Sunak Keir Starmer Andy Burnham (probably)

Seeing this movie around the same time your actually read Romeo and Juliet is a *very* specific generational calling card that I’m more than happy to carry

"Huang said society will adapt to AI just as it did to automobiles. He said cars were once portrayed as killing children" apnews.com/article/nvid...

I thought cheetos were good for you?

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

Hope the Ocarina of Time remake does not change this scene one bit at all.

this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

I don’t think this was meant to be complementary, but now I want to see it?

hmmmm why would the regime stop a **swiss** soccer player from entering ..... oh i see

Access-to-info request: PM Carney's meeting with cast/crew of 'Heated Rivalry' chock full of cabinet secrets and confidential advice. #cdnfoi #cdnpoli #broken

Condé Nast settled a labor dispute with three employees who were fired last year after confronting the company’s human resources chief, paying $400,000 to the group and reinstating their jobs, according to the NewsGuild of New York.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Not clear on what they were looking for in the strip search.

this image makes me feel so much closer to death

This raises an interesting question: is there anyone in the Church hierarchy who can edit the Pope? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/25/w...

I feel like 90% of Bloomberg posts are some variation of “sure, being an absolute monster is lucrative and great, but are there hidden costs?”

Jordan B. Peterson says the corporate media is woefully corrupt. But his own alt-media empire is accused of shady dealing. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...

Getting worried that what I post here isn’t influencing Rust Belt voters…

My advice would be to just chill the fuck out for like five seconds.

Carney was target of 79 threats -- 12 of them "direct" -- over the first 110 days since he became Liberal leader and then prime minister last year.

When someone I admire wins a Pulitzer: Ah journalism's highest honor, and well earned. When someone who sucks wins a Pulitzer: Clown show award for phonies. Total cash grab.

Were we ... not supposed to be doing this until now?

Looks like we found Pedanticus …

Finance minister hasn't quit yet so this economic update day is already going better for the government than the last one.

the penne opticon