Please #shopindie this year and spend your money where it makes a big difference! #shopsmall Here, for example 😉: www.etsy.com/shop/SarahRo...

I don't know how to advertise ornaments but just like hey this one is pretty good www.galdrecraft.com/product/turn...

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

One of my greatest joys in the world is watching people on the sledding hill take each other out like bowling pins

This is your reminder to stop and eat the roses.

Bears are so fucking smart to hibernate for the winter.

I wanna know all the languages and metaphors and why they make sense in that culture. Also I tried to look up the oldest known metaphors and couldn’t find anything, disappointingly

I will finish your dead grandma's quilt - me flirting

life’s a numbers game and all i know is the alphabet

Oh I know better than this. But I tried a fun face mask and ended up getting an allergic reaction

on the one hand i am a responsible adult who is pretty capable in the kitchen and i have all these groceries with which i can and should make dinner tonight. on the other: i do not wanna

huh behind today’s advent calendar door was a guillotine

Cozy socks, a hell of a drug

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Cannonball!

a prescription for someone to run their fingers through my hair while we watch tv

Amazing lunar halo last night — a treat for everyone at our public stargazing evening in Cambridge! 🧪🔭

Putting a Byron quote at the end of a Mary Shelly movie feels sort of sacrilegious

This is called Universal Design, where something is designed technically to help people with disabilities but ends up helping a whole bunch of other people too. Curb cuts is perhaps the most famous example of this - it's for people in wheelchairs, but everyone uses them.

Medieval peasants loved lentils. Me too!

i’m not good at drawing but what’s helping me get better is: - breaking everything down into basic shapes - paying attention to contour - adding lines for spacing

Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.

i’m the talkingest damn thing you ever saw

I’ll never forgive my childhood orthodontist of filing down my vampiric incisors to human standards. I yearn for the sharp scary teeth!

Grant me the serenity to accept the enemies I cannot defeat, the strength to defeat the ones I can, and the wisdom to stop taking Jenga so seriously

If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people

Sleepy bug

dude the nutcracker ballet always got me like

this human suit is uncomfortable

So hey. Pez is the GOAT, and things aren't going so hot for her right now. She could use some of our help. www.gofundme.com/f/putting-th...

HUUUUGE Black bear caught on our garden cam in our backyard in Jersey the other night.

returning to this reminder to extend it to all of you. your friend julia is insisting at the very minimum you cut your sandwich in half before you eat it. it doesn't do anything for the taste. its about doing an act of kindness and care for yourself for no reason other than "i deserve a nice thing"

Sorry cant. I’m busy listening to every version of Rainbow Connection ever recorded

I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace

I started a new med and was terrified to discover it makes my pee fluoresce like the inside of a highlighter.

why didn't sauron just surrender himself to galadriel to devotedly serve her every whim. is he stupid

I love learning about indigenous agricultural practices like "hey so as we've been warning you this land gets completely ruined if you try European farming on it. But here's this trick we've known about for centuries, and it can Fix The Problem. Please stop sending white teens to plant trees."

If i don't sort this by 2pm I'm out, I need at least £55 by 2pm but would like to pay a few days just so for a bit I have peace of mind. Please help if you can.

Bad therapy takes: Bury the hatchet. In your enemy’s chest.

Polar is enjoying the snowfall

Oh my god the absolute depravity of this.

Hungry Head at sunset tonight #longexposure #ocean #nature #landscapephotography #minimalist #photography

I want one of those cursive script type writers so bad

THE MOON

Realizing people you follow online live near your city is such a catch 22. I wanna be friendssssss. (But also not be creepy. Or get kidnapped and end up on a true crime podcast.)

I'm like if a futch was bisexual which i believe the term for that is bitch