I’ve survived the twelve hour drive to Tulsa, but the heat may kill me.

As much as I bump into things, my bruises can't really be called mysterious at this point

I'm a really hot psychic. You could say I'm psychotic.

Instead of swiping the lesbian dating app while watching a rom com and making myself sad Maybe I should write a rom com of my own

Really annoying that the only way to not stress about shit is to actually do it

These figures are also important when you see things like people being arrested for shoplifting basic food supplies, or baby supplies...like diapers.

artists, please describe your work in the alt text, I'm asking you directly.

Horribly sick? Yes But also, hammock

I just want a little less suffering for most people, hopefully including me

Daily bunny no.3357 is staying at the double tree

The night is short tonight. Don’t waste it. Happy Solstice, heathens. 🖤

Stereotypical librarian: hair in a bun, severe look, unmarried (derogatory), shh Actual librarian: dyed side shave, happy to help you, unmarried (the law has no framework to encompass her romantic life), if you fuck with my patrons I will behead you with this katana I forged myself

Conjunction of Venus & Crescent Moon Three days ago I could capture this nice scene at the night sky from the hotel balcony during the Bavarian Forest tour. There was just a small gap between the clouds. #landscapephotography #landschaftsfotografie #moon

Therapist: if you could be any kind of cookie, what kind of cookie would you be? Me: a tough one

My sister has a better sense of humor than 94% of people I meet

Why so many girls in clown makeup on the queer girl dating app?

[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside

I’m disabled and work out when the retirees are at the Y so I don’t hurt my own feelings watching people my own age. But some of these 75 year olds are in terrifyingly good shape. Why? do you need to fistfight death?

And a lot of you post the photos but put an emoji sticker over the kid's face or whatever: that is really, really, really not sufficient to prevent people from doing things with them you do not want to know about. Do not post photos of your kids online, period.

FIFA can die in a fire but this whole thread is what actually makes the World Cup awesome.

In celebration of #Juneteenth let’s get a support thread going! Awareness is nice, but material support is even better. If you’re Black: leave a reply with your payment links (or your shop, commission links, etc). 👇 Everybody else: pick someone and send some dollars. ❤️

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

has anyone seen my dignity?

Old lady friend benefits: I have been gifted so much thread.

A high school bully got married on a plantation last week. That tracks.

if you ever wonder what it's like to be an artist: you can draw your favorite drawing one day and then the next day, every line you draw is the ugliest line that has ever been created

My sisters and I don’t want kids, while my mom has always been obsessed with kids. I’m enjoying seeing her go buck wild prepping gifts for my close friend’s baby shower.

love drinking water that's so cold it feels medically significant

If you someone stealing food, feminine supplies or baby supplies - no you did not. Not ever.

Lady on YouTube who is teaching me to use my elderly friend’s new embroidery machine so I can teach HER to use it, you are an angel.

The keychain wristlet I made for myself today 💙💜💛💜💙

Guys I don’t think I’m supposed to take my opioid and my muscle relaxer at the same time. I feel weird. Let’s not do this again

Nonbinary but still calling myself a messy bitch

The word library has reviewed its files and English is way overdue on returning all those loanwords it checked out and owes fees out the wazoo

Do I have any followers around Tulsa? I’m visiting an immigrant friend who just moved there who pregnant with her first child. She doesn’t have a single friend in the area. I’m trying to figure out ways for her to get some community!

Hmmm watching science-based shows can be annoying when you’re an autistic scientist and writer. So many straight up lies -can’t they just get a couple biologists to fact check?

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

The keychain wristlet I made for myself today 💙💜💛💜💙

Belly scritches

Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday

Jesus Christ is there anyone on this website who isn’t an insomniac?

Got too many shots at once a couple days ago and my immune system is on red alert

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

my personal brand is sincere absurdity

It’s my first beaded lanyard. She said “if this is the first pancake, then you’re a damn good cook”

Lifting weights & trainer be like, “do it until failure.” Uh, yeah bud, that’s how I do everything.

I spent five hours making my therapist a wristlet keychain. (We’re not telling her how long it took.) You’re not allowed to be friends with your therapist, which sucks bc mine is pretty cool.

If anyone wished to woo me… 👀