DO NOT TRANSLATE

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Aside from princess Diana, I can't think of anybody who was compassionate enough about aids deaths.

I seriously think that the worst thing the left has done for itself is this. Going along with the consensus that caring about things is "cringe".

Whale-balls for breakfast—don’t forget.

FIFA can die in a fire but this whole thread is what actually makes the World Cup awesome.

This is the best thing I've seen all year. Maybe ever.

I'm amazed Bezos allowed this to be published.

Dude is gonna die

Squuueeeee

OMG!!! The original Winnie the Pooh, y'all!

🎶 🎶 The hills are alive...with the sound of music 🎶 🎶

Truly terrible news. Such a talent.

In 44 days, I am embarking on a two-month cross-Canada trip with my dog Berton. The project will showcase the history, landscape and people of Canada through videos and a book. You can support the project fundraiser here 👇 gofund.me/456542cf7

Good lord, my Scottish Protestant grandmother has been reincarnated as a bird.

This is my happy place.

It's my birthday. I took a few hours offline to play Nintendo switch,drink cocktails and eat cake with my family. Apparently shit happened??

This is for an audience of exactly one. "Please don't fire me 🙏"

Finally, birth control for men!

This is not a difficult situation. I'm an extremely lapsed Catholic at best and I have no problem at all choosing the Pope above Trump. One of them is a good and holy man, and the other is a grifting narcissistic vengeful selfish lying rapist. If this is a tough choice for you, look inward.

Who might pollute your timeline?? WTF is this statement?

Squeee! You can just see her getting ready to do it. Taking another run, doing stretches, wearing spandex, blasting "Eye of the Tiger"

WANT

This absolutely rules.

Absolutely wild stuff. Probably not an accident this leaks right when Vance puts out his converting to Catholicism book.

Just some cool wood from the beach

The first beautiful weather day of the year so naturally I went to the beach.

And that's enough doom-scrolling before I attempt to sleep.

This is a great follow for a daily dose of beauty when the world is looking especially ugly.

I would absolutely get a ride with the Motley Crüeser 😆 🤣 😆

Okay a strange ask. My son made an embarrassing gaffe at baseball (he ran to the loo and missed his at-bat - they had to pause the game and everyone was shouting for him). He can't sleep for agonizing over how embarrassing it was. Any embarrassing stories to share so he knows it happens to everyone?

Really appreciating that whole vote-of-no-confidence/snap election thing we have here.

Oh, FFS. Of course I have to move this weekend.

When it comes to press releases, this in the GOAT conversation:

This is just the biggest self-own I've ever seen politically. Gumbi couldn't step on his own dick this hard.

I would absolutely believe this. It's March 1st here and we are cruising out of winter with absolutely no snow and maybe 1 day that went below freezing. IN CANADA.

The universe HAS to give me a chance to use this, right??

Obviously very different circumstances but this image is the first thing that came to mind looking at this. Dear god.

This thing would haunt me. I'm sure I would keep finding it in different spots with no idea how it got there. bbc.com/news/article...

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This is a GoFundMe created by the Tumbler Ridge Parents Advisory Council. It was shared on their confirmed FB page. gofund.me/193c7afbd

The small-town paper in Tumbler Ridge is going to need support. This is its front page right now. Their subscription page is here: www.patreon.com/tumblerridge...

Tumbler Ridge is a small planned resource community, a winding 90 minute drive from the nearest city of at least 10,000 people. A massive number of people are going to descend there tomorrow. May those that arrive have respect and grace for the unimaginable grief.

What an unspeakable tragedy in Tumbler Ridge. It's such a small community. Almost everyone there will be directly affected by this. All my thoughts to them today.

Alberta as a self-absorbed teenager...

And Mark Carney pops a bottle of champagne 🍾 🤣

Ah, shit. An absolute legend.

This took an embarrassing amount of time for me to get 😂😂