Ok so my earlier skeet today was wrong— didn’t have admitting to war crimes on my bingo list. Totally thought they were going to hang the servicemen responsible out to dry alone. Now they can all be hung out to dry together. In prison ideally.

What’s funny (in a horrifying way) is that it’s going to be easy to determine a 2nd strike on the Caribbean boats happened but any orders from Hegseth will be covered up leaving the servicemen holding the bag & providing a more compelling warning against following illegal orders than any video.

What radicalized me? Scooby Doo Mysteries.

I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I want to travel the country in a van with my dog and stoner friends solving mysteries that end up being get richer schemes run by evil capitalist monsters.

Man, I’ve been there.

Sports bettors think they’re day traders now, and it’s ruining sports.

Never forget this time last year when Marie Callender personally ruined Sharon Weiss's Thanksgiving

Those “nobody wants to see your Thanksgiving food pics” posts are lies because I do. I want to see them. All of them. Even the blurry ones and aesthetically unpleasing ones.

I know I have like no (real) followers but for those of you that see this, Trader Joe’s peach juice with bourbon and a splash of ginger beer is 🔥 Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.

New polling on aliens % of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist: Aliens 56% Bigfoot 28% The Yeti 23% The Loch Ness Monster 22% Chupacabra 16% today.yougov.com/health/artic...

Me hearing there was a fight after the ugly MNF game: How the hell did a game that boring end up with a brawl? Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.

This game is absolutely sickening. I love it.

Anything to distract, amirite www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...

Got in a fight with his AI wife and was clicking and dragging like a madman

At least I know now that however bad a day I have in court, it will never be as bad as everyday Lindsay Halligan has had pretending to be a prosecutor.

A summar of the legal news today (re: Comey and the Texas redistricting): Bad lawyers are bad, and they're worse if you chase out every good lawyer who could possibly help them be ok.

Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."

Couldn’t keep watching MNF. Switched to a trail cam capturing forest critters munching.

It’s gonna be weird when the Chiefs are just, like, on the road at New England or Indy on Saturday night of wild-card weekend

the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today

The key difference amongst the teams in the NFC west right now is that only one has a QB who’ll be wearing one of these.

You should be allowed one punch if someone spits on you I don't think anyone would disagree it should be in the CBA

I do love that in football, you can check the score of a game you know otherwise nothing about and just by the numbers you can know if some weird bullshit happened

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

I just think people who can’t read should be less rude about it

Today's heretical opinion: Milk chocolate is better than dark chocolate and expensive chocolate is so very rarely worth the additional expense. Most chocolate more costly than a Lindt bonbon is a waste of money. Also white chocolate is perfectly fine. Not real chocolate, okay, whatever. But fine.

I designed a horseshoe crab sweater and published it on Ravelry on National horseshoe crab day! If you ever thought to yourself “man, I really want a hand knit sweater with horseshoe crabs on it” boy do I have great news for ya www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth

Nice to see that the referees still don’t know what a catch is and get it wrong even with replay.

Juries are really foiling this administration’s plan to punish & imprison its opposition. Probably will see them try to get rid of hurt trials soon.

Long live the jury trial in America.

if the cowboys fans in that stadium were real they’d january 6 all the way upstairs to that man’s suite and change the trajectory of this wretched franchise

Idk how one even fixes the Saints at this point. They are a project. Anyone have any ideas?

Funniest thing that could happen is Ippei getting pardoned like 12 hours after Ohtani goes to the White House

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is your World Series MVP

yamamoto unquestionably the mvp

Halloween time!

Did this MF take a sack on a Hail Mary attempt

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

Chris Collinsworth being totally confused by replay assist and asking for explanations for the “average fan” who won’t understand is freaking annoying. Almost everyone understands football better than Chris.