In case anyone is interested in an account of how totalitarian government turned armed government agents violently against its own people and how that worked out for them, may I suggest @charlieenglish1.bsky.social ‘s CIA Book Club. It seems pertinent right now.

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finally a good dating app

HP Lovecraft 's full name was "Harry Potter Lovecraft". which was why he was so racist

Congrats to drake maye on his first super bowl win.

The best team lost. What’s the point of investing in a season that’s decided by the league.

I don’t even see a point in moving forward with a Super Bowl part because t won’t represent season

It really sucks when the better team doesn’t make it to the Super Bowl

That wasn’t a catch. McVay should have thrown the flag but the zebras shouldn’t have required it

So the Seahawks get an extra second on their play clock? 🦓

My next child/dog/cat/bird/fish will be named Davante.

Troy Polamalu after losing his shampoo deal

Wow, the weather for this game is nice, and we’ll get to see who the best team really is. Refs: *hold my beer*

Rams v Refs

fuck yes. i hope america is MISERABLE #NoNewRings

Fuck ICE.

as someone not really invested in the outcome of this game I am enjoying finding out which teams have good equipment managers (neither of them)

Fuck analytics. Bring back punts and field goals.

Ursula K. Le Guin, spitting truth.

You know, don’t tell me you “ran simulations” (meaning you asked Gronk). I want to see this bitch actually do this herself for a week. Give her $15.64 per day and see what happens— and videotape it.

Curt Cignetti walked into a college town with little football success and said Ohio State and Michigan sucked, said he'd be at the B1G title game soon, told everyone to Google him, and literally backed all of it up in just 2 years.

Subway trying to sell me a $3.99 wrap like I do t remember those 🎶 five dollar, five dollar foot longs 🎶

the quiet wonder in Holly Rowe’s voice at getting an actual answer from a coach in a halftime interview

never forget

I don't think any AFC team should be in the Super Bowl

RAMS WIN

was the grink there

My beautiful girl is wearing my Rams headband as a color

Did Mike Tirico call her Keke Butler?

RFK’s America

what kind of snow is this?

We would like to thank the NFL for all the turnovers this weekend.

Philip Rivers asleep in a bed while 14 kids run around playing and screaming. He's badly hungover. The phone rings. A Denver area code? He picks it up, his life about to change forever

Catch as Catch Can, by Francis Picabia, 1913

AVERAGE

Romania did it mid-afternoon

Aaron Rodgers retired from the NFL with 2:39 left in a playoff game he was playing in

I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers* *is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

RODGERS HATERS GET IN HERE IT'S A PARTY

[POSTGAME, AARON RODGERS REMOVES HIS WEDDING RING] My bride? She was Victory, you credulous rubes.

This is an aesthetically displeasing game

This game feels like listening to a podcast on .5 speed.

You can always count on the Chargers to bring weird energy to their games.

Lennie Briscoe merging with Venom to form Lenom? Apparently made just for me and only me. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

Reason number 7,457,362 that I’m fat.

Fox NEVER captures the key play. Why’d the flag get picked up? TV viewers will never know.

Ever sleep so hard when you wake up it’s like coming out from underwater?