Goms, fuck the Blue Jays hahahahahahaahhahaha

Called out by Cocaine Bear

Goms

🚨 POSITION PLAYER PITCHING 🚨

Oh cool, Buddy Kennedy IS real

CAL!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍑

🤌🤌🤌

Julio would've put his life on the line to make that catch 😭

It’s a shame Brendan Donovan isn’t here to admire Nathan Lukes’ thin blue line Batman tattoo

Logan is the biggest goober omg

Excellent foul ball hat catch by that guy 🤌

RANDY SALAMI TIIIIIIIME

#GOMS 🫡 @tworsandtwols.bsky.social

PREGAME RALLY

how about a toast to the folks that pave our roads, run the disability office, deal with all you cranky assholes at the dmv?

BOOOOO LET THEM FIGHT!!!!

This basically describes our government

Soccer needs less flopping and more fighting

Is Mr Brightside the universal song of the whole world? Like we all just collectively agreed it kicks ass?

All Los Angeles teams are a bunch of whiny bitches

Goms That was annoying

If Robles was in right this game would be a no hitter and I'm retroactively even madder

OH IT'S ON

OKAY. OKAYYYYYY. That's enough of that

I'll k*ll Schanuel

Okayyyyy fuck the Angels

At the end of camp every day, the coaches give out baseball cards and my kid got this gem today 🫡

*extremely angry* this diet coke better fucking fix me

I want Frosted Tips and Man Bun to kiss

Their goalie sucks lolol

Okay so I don't know shit about soccer but that seems like an egregious red card?

When its Bobby Bonilla day and he hasn't asked you to be his annual $1.19M payment yet 😒😒

announcers: unbelievable things are happening at this venue Seahawks fans:

My husband and wife crows have been coming back regularly for snacks and they DEFINITELY have a fledgling because I can hear its weird little caws and I can't wait for them to bring the baby for me to meet 🥹

Goms

Bryan fucking Woo

I can't wait until sweet little Colt isn't a baby deer on the bases

My nugget on the first day of Mariners Diamond Camp at Funko Field 🥹🥹

Goms

Hell yeah George

!!!!!!

🤌🤌🤌

Cole Young

EMERGENCY RALLY PART DEUX

RANDYYYYYYYYYYY LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

EMERGENCY RALLY SHOT TIME

Just walked by a couple of guys looking under the hood of a car and I said "yup, looks like an engine!" They laughed and laughed. Wow. That was exhilarating. I've reached Peak Dad Status 🫡

Watching rugby with my kid: "That's just... way too many men in one spot."

Goms

Yay Colt!!!