Me to me while watching a Mariners game

THAT'S RIGHT WASHINGTON

Mr Selina and I are playing against each other in the fantasy football playoffs this week 😈

Update: two drinks in and feeling very spirited (get it???)

I'm filming a video for YouTube tonight testing several festive cocktails. I NEED TO BUCKLE DOWN AND HYDRATE

About to go stunt on these hoes at Total Wine

Eagles Chargers

These turnovers are so silly

To what, say hi? Impregnate someone?

Just had to tell a woman that her unattended toddler in her shopping cart was wrapping a bunch of produce bags around his neck. Happy Monday.

So true

Oh, Chiefs fans suddenly not cool with high speed collisions involving Rashee Rice?

BUTKER DOINK LOLOLOLOL

We just ordered Thai food and I got level 2 spicy and I am in PAIN. I'm SO white

I love football and football loves me

Raiders are SOOOOOO bad

Emmanwori is Him

Hahahahaahaha YES

RESPECT HIM

RASHID SHAHEED I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Cheathawks babyyyyy

Holy shit Emmanwori 😆

Welcome back Handsome Julian 🥹

Need me a toilet with arm rests

Why am I about to cry over losing Harry Ford

RIP our handsome prince

Takis are wild

When did The Temptations get a young hot one

OOOOOOOOOH she (me) wants soup

Drinking

BOOOOOO THAT WAS A SAFETY YOU LOSERS

Feeling INCREDIBLY wholesome and cozy

I need more slutty cardigans

I'm making a pot roast in my crock pot and it smells SO GOOD and I have SO MUCH PMS and I am SO HUNGRY I'm going to COMBUST I need DINNER NOW

Nick?

How have I purchased a bag of Hershey's Hugs, poured them into a bowl that has been sitting on my counter, and not had a single one? It's been HOURS?

Fucking fuck help baseball

Goddamnit. Yeah this checks out

reminder: women are not allowed to be funny

I feel like I'm going insane

Lmao between my anti-TNF post from a week and a half ago and last night's Tylenol joke, I've been blocked by hundreds of accounts 😆😆

Ah fuck it's elf on the shelf night

Tylenol kids working at Dominos tonight

Bullying works

Riq's ball security was non existent omg 😆

😁😁😁

FUCKING GO FOR IT YOU WIMPS

AAAAAHAHAHHAHAA YES