This has been a difficult week and today especially is bumming me out but I'm making cookies and my first rose of the season bloomed so that's cool

Whose your Daddy, Houston!

I'm rooting for Mitch SO much

Goms

Crawford boxes son or marine layer daughter?

Cole Young

👀👀👀

Garver MVP szn

Aaron is SO done having Buhner and Valle in the booth omg

Donny cycle watch 👀

I'm scared about Calbert

Pooper said a bad word

Valle said hump ewwwww

JIANT PENIS LETS GOOO

My kid's doubleheader was canceled because of weather which kinda sucks but is ultimately great for me because I get to watch Bryce Miller's season debut

guy watching his second ever NFL game on September 9, 2026: how many teams does this league have anyway

Pass Rush treating Drake Maye like a rag doll and then we cut to a segment of Vrabel apologizing to his team for using Russini like a ragd- (Transmission interrupted)

on a night when Cal Raleigh got hit in the little dumpers and faced a pitcher named Blubaugh wearing 69, cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Goms

Being the ball authenticator guy has to be a pretty neat job

Good defense is SO FUN

Cole Young

The hit in the balls reset Cal!!

Poor lil dumpers

🤌🤌🤌🤌

Being born sooner = skill issue

Incredibly threatening

YAY Randy and good job walking Cal

God, Valle's being gross again

what are you trying to tell me

I've put a lot of work into honing my magick, and I'm in a very good place with it. To ontinue my work into using my powers towards Seattle sports, I need YOUR help! What're some small items that you would associate with each Mariner player? Ex: Josh a belt, Julio some sort of anime figure, etc

Today has been a lot for my nervous system. I need a human to lay their entire body weight on me while a fan blows cold air on my feet and then someone else is also playing with my hair That was a very poorly structured sentence

A belated goms

Watching Luke Raley round third base is HILARIOUS

TFW Mom asks if you want to get a pup cup after your walkies

Cole Young

Mariners please Mariners

Goms

Joshie Naylor 🥹

JULIOOOoOoOoOO

LUKE RALEY YOU ARE SO HITTER BOY YAY GOOD JOB

pepper spray first, ask questions, haggle for free Wetzel's Pretzels after

Jarred Kelenic looks like a kinda hot but hugely problematic mall cop

Incredibly grateful to have this information Deeply hurt that nobody thought to inform me of this MUCH SOONER

GOMS

WAIT CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS FOR ME: when Josh Naylor gets a hit, is the ballpark playing "SHOTS" but with JOSH instead of SHOTS? Because this is IMPORTANT

I will also probably be making myself a JOSHIE shirt or hat or something

I'm just so annoyed with Randy lately, man