i'm a fan of the rhetorical one-two of "we're coming after you in this life and in the next"

You know your country is in deep shit when these are the sorts of questions being asked and they are justified in asking

every time i see it i think: i would pay so much money for a "drone camera operator at the Winter Olympics" video game. it's thrilling!

was just thinking "the drone camera following the skiers rules"

ok, I think we all need a dose of adorableness today like a NEWBORN GIRAFFE www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Bad Bunny “together we are America”

It’s happening

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Green Day playing American Idiot at the Super Bowl kickoff show

I see it's When Did Green Day Get So Political Day again.

"santa clara" is not a real place and cannot hurt you

when youre the national media in town for the super bowl:

Learned something today

Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/

I finally got the latest version of my Civil Procedure Game! Now with a box, better cards, and individualized pawns and tokens..

Van Ness & McAllister, 1912 Bring the Liberty Bell to SF for the 1915 PPIE. A petition signed by Californians was an 80 foot long roll paraded down Market Street en route to Philadelphia. Spoiler: it was shown at the PPIE. This is another from the giant donation of glass negs #sfhistory #sfmemory

im losing my mind at ol girl goin fuck this job, just hold me in contempt dog lmaaoo

I'VE CRACKED THE CODE THIS IS LEGALLY DISTINCT I'VE JUST CHECKED WITH MY LAWYERS WHICH IS MYSELF

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

getting fired on my first day as sous chef for asking “why don’t you just use 1 large carrot”

Liam goes home… www.instagram.com/reel/DUOW4_E...

IF YOU ARE A LAWYER AND ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN AUSA DM ME!

We brought a little stuffed penguin home from Antarctica, and with all the snow and ice and sub-zero temperatures, he feels right at home in NYC right now.

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

I’m listening

We saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe.

Krasner for AG

Watch the mutts from the comfort of your home! The Wagcam streams live footage from the doggy loft every day from noon to 4pm PT. Check out this hilarious moment of Bert moonwalking caught by Laura in Michigan! https://f.mtr.cool/jtvqveaivg

hearing from a trusted source that in the next hour or so, Greg Bovino will climb up onto a spoon, put on tiny little goggles and a scarf, and be flicked in the general direction of his home

I hope every staffer comes to that meeting with a crate of tomatoes and a warmed up throwing arm

The execution of Alex Pretti is playing so badly because you can look at his actions and life story - his last act was helping, boy scout, athlete, health care worker to veterans - and compare those to the men who killed him and know which you would want to be your son, brother, father, uncle.

[stares directly into the camera]

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

and an additional fuck you to everyone who said we were overreacting during the patriot act and creation of DHS.

Quite a statement by the Republican governor of Vermont

HELL YEAH

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

If only we as a country, as we celebrate the 250th anniversary of our independence, had some historical events from our founding era that might help us understand why agents of a distant government shouldn’t murder protesters on the streets of the city where they live.

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I just thought everyone should see this

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

20 days until pitchers and catchers report.