Best part about this is the mass surrender cobras so synchronized it creates a visible wave.

Lmao at all the speculative Germany-France ticket buyers. Hope it hurts.

Ach, das Fussball-spiel ist ein... nuisance-spiel

Oh my goodness

Christ.

Holy fuck lmao

Even when they guess right if you strike it well they aren’t saving it. So skip the theatrics and strike it well.

I don’t know why they do that. Just run up and blast the damn thing.

Penalties are so dumb in the knockout

Uh oh

I am decidedly not queer but I am unusually square for my social milieu, and like folks it's not an act, I'm all good with the weird stuff in concept but it's mostly not my thing.

its a shame community notes is only on Twitter

I hate that the office microwave operates seemingly out of the normal realm of physics: 30 seconds - food still cold 30 seconds more - food is approximately temperature of the universe 10^-34 s after the Big Bang

I can’t think of any?

I wonder if justices that find themselves alone with Alito and Thomas ever think about that.

A stunner, for me. It’s absolutely correct. I’m just surprised this group got there.

It’s going to be funny* when she has to put a lien on the White House *but also not

Decided to upgrade my wife’s phone with the upcoming price hikes. Painful. But better than painful and a kick in the pants. Thankfully we usually make these things last 5+ years. Hers was a 12 and upgraded to a 17. Mine was an 8 and upgraded to a 16 last year.

Putting numbers to kiddo’s bedtime book I knew dimetrodon* was like 300Mya. (Thanks Walking w/ Dinosaurs). And I knew there was more time between stegosaurus and t-rex than us and t-rex. The rest I didn’t know. Trachadon is apparently not a thing *not actually a dinosaur. Same with pteranodon.

Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas

Ohh Canada!!!

HELL YEAH CANADA

Millenial Cultural Dominance

people wanted to fuck around with Christmas music in early November well the gays struck back

Costco Update: It is June 28th and Costco has Halloween stuff out.

if anyone has leads on tickets that arent $1,000+ for Monday’s Paraguay // Germany clash, please DM me; it would be very much appreciated!!

Okay here's the entire Algeria possession 5 minutes and 34 seconds of completely uncontested midfield possession 109 completed passes And then they scored a goal

This is a good and correct post. This is not offsides in the spirit of the game. Something The Laws makes mention of several times. Offsides is not an objective measure if you call it in the spirit. The offensive player is not gaining a strategic advantage in this position. It’s not offsides.

Look, if you think a guy who *may* have used AI to make a sign for personal use, printed it out, and brought it to a soccer match is bad, unfollow me. Again, assuming it was AI, this is perfectly fine. No one is hiring an artist to do a cartoon image of a camel for the equivalent of a shit post.

Can they tell him to fuck off? We’re actually trying to win this

I think these agents should be fired day 1 of the next admin.

Deeply shameful treatment. It’s another scar on our nation. Someday I hope we make it right. But I have my doubts.

Has any World Cup team been treated as poorly by the hosting nation as Iran in the USA? They should get like +3 goals to compensate for the bullishit of being forced to leave the country after every game. Ridiculous.

Iran deserves better and obviously that's true on many levels

easily the most entertaining disgrace in the history of football

Very interesting in that this means they miss Spain, by losing What the fucking fuck are you fucking kidding me

Well well well

Lmao. These fans are *angry*

Hell yeah Jordan.

Tremendous sign.

This is horrifying. The guy was clearly terrified. If you think this is acceptable for a guy who has repudiated his previous hesitancy to call it a genocide He’s made it unequivocal that he thinks it’s a genocide, supports ending weapons shipments and military aid to Israel, and condemns Netanyahu

I don’t care if that’s the goalkeeper’s corner. That would take a world class save to keep out of the net.

OMG! POO!

Pausa de hidratcion

Not ideal that only one gopher was selected in the draft.

Just had the 1-yo cake smash photo shoot This kid is just so damn good with photos.

men only want one thing

Not sure we fully appreciate that about Iran. One of the two earliest World Cup qualifiers, advanced from AFC qualifying as efficiently as Japan. Best chance yet to reach the knockouts for the first time in history. Forced to play an entirely different tournament, logistically. Such a shame.

if an insane out of state call resulted in this investigation, the investigators should go to prison

DOOMZONE DANGER