won't somebody think of the bladders

Iran Deal by Obama: •0 Americans killed •0 Iranians killed •0 bombs dropped •$0 spent on war Iran Ceasefire by Trump: •15 American soldiers killed, ~700 injured •1900 Iranian civilians killed, 26,000 injured •$45 BILLION in taxpayer money wasted •18 countries bombed or involved in war 3/3

Iran Deal By Obama: •Strait of Hormuz open for free •Iran limits Uranium enrichment •Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons •Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance •Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance 1/2

Comparing Easter messages

> @covie93.bsky.social

Pope Leo XIV, today: “Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace! Not a peace imposed by force, but through dialogue!" Trump, also today: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

By Ukrainian cartoonist Maksym Igorovych

"Two Corinthians"

If you're ever feeling like you haven’t lived up to your potential, just remember that Stewart Rhodes went to Yale Law School yet was dumb enough to become a Proud Boy, shoot out his own eye, and spend 2 years in prison for committing a crime for Donald Trump. It's all about how you define success.

I wish Democrats were even a quarter as cool as right wingers seem to think they are.

PLAYOFFS

Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏

Trump had actually managed to get Epstein off the front page (even though we hadn't forgotten). Firing Bondi now just raises the topic all over again. It will never go away, but what a dumb ass to put the spotlight back on the files.

Is this the photo the White House doesn't want us to see? Anyone? I'm not sure because it seems ok to me. Maybe pass it around to find out if anyone knows if this the photo they don't want us to see.

The US President casually announcing his intention to commit war crimes on social media. That's where you're at, America.

Dear Some Arab States (namely Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and UAE), I'm sorry your bribes haven't worked out how you hoped. Maybe an American president with integrity and credibility who's interested in upholding the "rules-based order" was more in your interest. Whoops. Signed, Anti-corruption Americans

Oh how I wish this wasn’t satire. 💙

i don't think she's a rock star candidate, but i really don't think she's deceptive and deceitful like some of y'all are utterly convinced she is. and maybe there's room for reflection on misogyny and anti-arab stereotypes in here too

All the best oracle are saying, Donald, if you invade PERSIA, a great empire will fall! We love our ORACLES, especially as regards to Delphi and Future! thank you for your attention to this matter!

Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah’s son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead.

Rasmus Dahlin on what he would tell players considering whether to play for the Sabres: "Because we’re a good team. We’re winning right now, and we’re playing fun hockey. And Buffalo is a hell of a city. I love it, and all the guys in the locker room love to be here."

I laughed harder than I should at this meme

World War Epstein

This one hits hard.

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

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I am still absolutely baffled that all of Britain were stunned to discover that this children's entertainer turned out to be a creep.

How it started/How it's going

Another incredible starter pack, my friend! Solid resisters that I’m proud to be teamed up with! Thank you so much for including me in it. I’m truly grateful for everything @filosia.bsky.social 💙💙🙏🙏

One thing I hope comes from Bad Bunny’s show is a wider conversation about Puerto Rican independence. Our government has been purposely fucking up Puerto Rico for over 100 years. They are legislatively held down—underfunded and unrepresented. Let PR (and Hawaii!) be free.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

Release the Epstein Files Now!

Another great win for Trump’s trade policy.

Using the old IDF lies it was only a matter of time wasn't it

Pissful protest ✊🏻

Let's see...he's kidnapped a foreign leader, his thugs are murdering people in the street, the military is murdering people at sea, he's threatening to invade a NATO member, prices are rising, the White House is falling. What else were we talking about...it seems like there was something else...

The week has concluded without release of Epstein Files

Trumpism takes a toll, physically & mentally. What you're feeling is real.

I spoke with María Corina Machado today. I affirmed Canada’s support for a peaceful, Venezuelan-led transition of power — one that respects the democratic will of the Venezuelan people.

Colombian President Petro commenting on the US; “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."

Just wondering about the whole epstein thing

For those looking at what is going on in Venezuela and saying this isn't who we are, this is exactly who we are. We have a long history of doing shit like this in central and south America. This isn't a Trump thing this is an America thing.

He's down to net 7 on the number of wars he's started.

As someone who is not within the US borders, could any of my American friends tell the rest of us why your country should be considered a force for good in our world?

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Never gets old.

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.

In the📹,a Canadian sings Plyve Kacha po Tysyni (A Duckling Swims in the Tisza) Plyve Kacha is a symbol of mourning,of collective loss,of the price Ukrainians have paid&pay for freedom.Often is played when Ukrainians say their last goodbye to Defenders 📹Ukrainian Canadian Congress- Toronto Branch