I felt quite old during the first T*ump term when I huffily canceled my NYT subscription. It was my first 'Dear Sir, I cannot support a paper that etc. etc. '. They're an awful organization running on fumes of historical credibility.

This guy is the smartest they have. This is the most coherent and literate dumb fucking shit nonsense they've ever pumped out.

While every intersection in town is either an impassible mountain of ice trash, a castle of dog piss with turd turrets, or both, New York City's waterways during this record cold spell have become an enchanting feast for the eyes.

This gal wanted to be in #Wilco so here she is. Commissions now back open if you want me to draw someone you love doing something they love (or someone you hate doing something they hate)

@webofevil.bsky.social I wonder what the third greatest Norwegian sports moment will be??? #2: www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g... #1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZT...

“It’s just a horrible, horrible, horrible place,” he said of his detention camp. “I’m not in fear of the other inmates. I’m afraid of the staff. They’re capable of anything.”

Bad Bunny is doing the opening of the Puerto Rico Olympics and im here for it

Here's Devons Weatherspoons:

Turning off the AI in gmail means you have to turn off any filtering. So I now have to read a 5 bullet point summary of my mum's one sentence email or have an all-spam inbox. Enshittification.

Concentration camps: “For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."

@webofevil.bsky.social Sur la plage le coq plastique...

Oh Curling...you sweet seductive mistress. Every 4 years you wander by shaking your stony booty and entrancing us with your exciting mop action...

Curling is just delivering a little pie to Paul Weller.

Every Olympics I'm 'no, not gonna watch that shite'. There there's goths doing ice dance and I'm down for that.

Lmao

I know all names are made up but some are more made up than others

Me: we are so fucked Also me: maybe we are gonna be ok

This is well Mexico @webofevil.bsky.social

This.is.real.

I'm a two via knowing a minor UK politician 35 years ago who was mentored by....Mandelson!!!!

Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported. 6 years old. She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.

Mike Johnson looks like he drowns runaway teenagers in a bathtub in his basement while quietly reciting Bible verses as his pulse never tops 70bpm. Can I prove it? No.

Wednesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Lord Mandelson relaxing in between resignations.

imagine the Times doing “at home with Richard Nixon, who seems kind of innocent”, in the middle of Watergate www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Despite their immense power it always seems like 'Monorail...monorail...' Like the Saudi Neom

Peter Thiel has been open about this for a long time. Trump is a way to break the republic, which can then be replaced by “free economic zones” with oligarchs as dictators and tech as a taskmaster for helpless humans without any rights. (1/2)

Judge Reyes’s conclusion: “There is an old adage among lawyers. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table. … Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, [Noem] pounds X (f/k/a Twitter).”

BREAKING: Judge Ana Reyes, in DC, issues a stay of DHS Sec. Noem’s decision to end Haiti’s temporary protected status (TPS) designation, a decision that was to go into effect on Tuesday and could have ended legal status for up to 350,000 people overnight. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

"And truly Comrade Lenin continues to ensure the grain harvest is at 275%, steel productions is up 500% and his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

@farrahbostic.bsky.social no judgement bar Obergefell at your wedding has made me cry more. Genius.

A note from our editors:

Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them

Speaking of protest songs, what about this one about “that certain man”*? youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?... * Hitler

these are dating app fucking gold

Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money. And he was still threatening to kill someone.

Go find your love ones that voted for trump and explain to them how they're fascists.

Trump’s stochastic terrorism has had its intended effect.

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful

When I showed this panel to the extremely mainstream audience for the Berryman Award ceremony, there were audible gasps from the side of the room with the Washington Post table.

I'm unclear - isn't driving a vehicle into someone grounds for them to shoot you in the face?

I am calling on lib pundits to stop talking about “training”. We’re not going to train this away.

Yes they are. What are you guys going to do about it?

It's really important to stay close to family in these times. If you've got a Trump supporting relative make sure to check in with them and tell them to go fuck themselves.

Back then it was illegal and you had to have a 'closet' abortion. I mean backstreet, sorry 'backstreet'.

Christ @webofevil.bsky.social if he's lost Starmer then I need to get out on the streets in NYC with a long pamphlet to explain how that means we've turned a corner...https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/23/donald-trump-outrage-nato-troops-avoided-afghanistan-frontline