To be fair he destroyed the East Wing where the FLOTUS office was so her people might be displaced now to prevent a communications catastrophe like this.

MR R RAVEY

I've got a feeling they don't talk much...

"Why don't Americans—" we do. That's why many of my friends are in prison or dead.

Just a quick one: UK friends can't shit on us US friends. I mean really, you shit the bed with Brexit so we don't need to hear it.

My dad lived through the Cuban missile crisis as an adult. Atmosphere very similar to what he told me about back then.

This is what Louis CK said in his comedy special “Sorry” after he was outed as a predatory creep who m@sturbated in front of young female comics in locked hotel rooms.

If he pops his clogs on a sunny New York day like today it'll be the biggest party on the streets since the revolution.

Live in New York. Can't afford to go to the World Cup. Isn't that wrong?

NASA Worried Moon Won’t Remember Them https://theonion.com/nasa-worried-moon-won-t-remember-them-1849492372/

boy just imagine an opposition party that could seize on the message of “this big idiot thinks we can’t take care of everything” bsky.app/profile/fact...

#nominativedeterminism #maralagowedding Skye Hankey & Nicola Verses today at Mar a Lago.

Racism is a helluva drug

john waters at a No Kings rally in Provincetown (not my pic, Peter Toto, x)

The NY Times saves its harshest skepticism for progressives. Instead of being impressed by 3,000+ coordinated protests, NYT dismisses the value of “hitting a number” and asks if No Kings will be “a primal scream that fades into a whimper.” F off, NY Times. We'll defeat fascism w/o you. (Gift link)

What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job is what unions are actually for.

The looting of the country by Trump and cronies is probably approaching post–Soviet Union levels at this point and is being done more openly (and being reported as mundane news-of-the-day everywhere).

We're a day away from Republicans declaring that Trump served in Vietnam, he was just ahead of his time and working remotely.

Fetterman's calling and saying 'get off my lawn'

oh my god is it a calf, please tell me its a calf

We were crucified nearby… how often can you say that?

Grew up with this and Transformer. Seems like I understood them both far better than Moby did.

Just starting a cartoon music challenge on @b3ta.com

I know Lindsey Graham likes charging into small places full of scared men, closets if you like, but the rest of us don't.

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

And RFK Jr in 10, 9, 8 , 7

Don't have ID and been a New Yorker for 25 years (I have a passport but don't carry it, don't drive so no license). I work, live, vote...even shovel snow with no hindrance...

Disney could build as many new Disneylands as they currently operate, then never open them, and make as many Marvel movies and TV shows as they've already made, and never release them, and that would cost them $40Bn. That's about half as much money as Facebook spent on Meta.

Everything old is new again: Ben Sakoguchi, "World War III Brand," from the Orange Crate series, 1974-81. Sakoguchi, now 87 years old, is a Japanese American artist who was interned with his family in Arizona during WWII. Based in Southern California, he has been steadily making work since the 1960s

Personally I find it offensive when people reference the French revolution. Hate any references to guillotines. Wrong.

God the AI crash is going to be awful.

Living in New York and having my Muslim mayor explain Irish history better than I can to my irish/british/American children is kind of why I live here

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

He simply can't get past his disappointment that his men shot so few liberal Americans in the head on his watch.

My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars

In April 1992, Robert Altman's The Player was released, garnering lavish praise for its opening scene, a complicated ensemble tracking shot. In April 1990, Coronation Street was doing stuff like this, and nobody batted an eyelid.

Can't believe Formula 1 has gone woke.

PC: 'Petrolly Correct'

So's Tony Blair...at The Hague, amirite Cherie?

Why was I previously unaware of 'Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris?' Why have I no musical talent to write a rock opera called 'Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris'?

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

This from Preston (UK) 1972 Guild celebration is so Legz Akimbo: "hi grandma? Yeah, we want you to sit on the back of a lorry being old and illustrating how those about to die need Jesus yeah? My sister? She's playing a degenerate hippy slut..."

According to White House sources, the confrontation began shortly after the 84-year-old former Senate Republican leader entered the Oval Office, looked around the room, and commented, “Looks like we’re early for the Easter service.”

Friday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

@webofevil.bsky.social there are a LOT of younger progressives leading the charge. Look her up, she's really cool.

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

This should be a campaign ad.