instead of watching the state of the union tonight why not do something more productive like hit yourself in the face with a hammer, I hear all the cool kids are doing it!

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

No, that can't be right

This is one of those things I could talk about for hours. The pay-to-play model of youth sports is a scourge. Rec leagues are dying because everyone thinks their kid is going to make it to The League, and there are plenty of "travel" teams willing to take their money and string them along

Charles Epstein Cheese.

jazz front office: "we found something in jaren jackson's knee" jazz team doctor: "uh that's his kneeca—" jazz front office: "ANYWAY he's out for the rest of the year"

I wonder how the Greatest Hockey Player Ever (tm) Wayne Gretzky feels about this. Someone should ask him.

Grinding on Kingshot, leveling up

Shams is locked in yall

"And so I asked myself: if the Dallas Mavericks could move on from their terrible mistakes, why couldn't I?"

IYKYK

This is GenX erasure

Please oh please oh please oh please let this not be AI.

Feels great to finally get to write about some good news. defector.com/heartwarming...

the NATO secretary gave me his magic beans, his personal magic beans, maybe the greatest and most magic beans anyone has ever had and they’ll be doing so many magic things for us, many more than you could ever want or expect really. anyway Ann Jillian was very nasty to me when I

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

it's block o'clock

This is always the tell: if they were actually concerned about fraud, they would investigate Mississippi.

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

He is survived by his husband and cousin, Eric Adams.

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

*record scratch* yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got into this situation. well im a big piece of shit

The worst year in one picture

idk im tired. i just remembered greg pomes once existed.

I think this is the actually correct answer bsky.app/profile/eric...

Annual Melinda Dillon appreciation post

Last year I lost $14,000 betting on the Santa tracker but I’m not going to make that mistake this year. This year I’m going to win.

psh why should people in the nyc media market get to see clyde frazier call a game that actually is supposed to matter

Don't forget about me this year when you're decking the halls. Sincerely, Don "Wenow" R. Gayapparel

[watching the same slo-mo replay angles on repeat while the ref has the headset on] that's clearly the grinch

well this certainly seems like a bad couple of days but I think you have to trust in David Stearns given all the championships he won in Milwaukee *taps earpiece* hold on, I’m getting an update

This is a win for the people of New Jersey and a signal of the power of a growing anti-corruption movement throughout our state and this country. As I’ve said before, the opposite of democracy is apathy. Do not feel helpless about fixing our broken politics. 1/2

outstanding

This legislation that would weaken oversight and accountability is the wrong direction for New Jersey. I spoke out against this before and will request to testify at Monday’s hearing to raise my strong opposition.

"State Comptroller" is a weird name & most folks don't know what Walsh does. Take it from me, I've focused on NJ corruption for the last 6 yrs: He investigates waste (of our taxpayer $), fraud (corruption that also wastes our taxpayer $) and abuse (i.e., corporate nursing homes). The AG agrees.

Witchcraft

Oh my goddddddd

"International Hoops Terms With Cleanthony Early" has to be the wildest sports category in Jeopardy! history.

also fucking insane that he's more unequivocal on this than some new york democrats

lmao

“They’ve filled critical roles from the moment they settled in. They’ve starred and starred again.” Faith and Fear in Flushing’s co-winners of the Richie Ashburn Most Valuable Met award for 2025 are Pete Alonso and Edwin Diaz. www.faithandfearinflushing.com/2025/11/17/o...

we don’t need to hand it to her she has not been a good person I will not believe her farther than I can throw her but who am I to stop my enemies from fighting each other

sheesh

Edwin Díaz won the Trevor Hoffman NL Reliever of the Year award for the 2nd time in his career

Lookin' like Aretha just told him not to blaspheme in here