Maaaaan, we're getting these quotes already and it's not even Halloween yet.

Not sure what the Rangers were trying to do in OT.

Solely as a math problem, it's getting late early for the Rangers. The Canes, Devils, and Caps are churning out wins. NYR have 3 wins in 9 games and are throwing away points at home against teams like PIT, SJ. Not much room for error remaining if they want a top-3 divison spot.

The Rangers get their first point at home thanks, mostly, to the fact that Alex Nedeljkovic is barely an AHL goalie

In many ways this is the most concerning NYR game of the season. Future outcome notwithstanding. Thoughtless decisions with the puck and disorganized defensive structure.

"what if he shot me in the face?"

Chris Drury's Halloween memo is gonna be SOOOO passive aggressive

In the immortal words of Yogi Berra: it's getting late early

Well, that's certainly one way to start what is kind of a must win game for the Rangers

Behold the new Ubermench: Too stupid to pass an open book exam and too out of shape to complete a baseline physical fitness exam that most grade schoolers can clear.

There is something interesting to be written about how a movement that views its adherents as uber-men is struggling to find thugs who aren't illiterate and out of shape.

A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.

King Henry VIII absolutely RAGING right now

"Hi! I'm your outgoing corrupt NYC mayor who lives in New Jersey. Vote for a new corrupt NYC mayor who lives in Westchester!"

I legitimately think Curtis Sliwa hates Andrew Cuomo on a deeply visceral and personal level. This is really fucking hilarious.

the nazi brigade in the Ukrainian army was virtually annihilated over two years ago in defense against the invasion of an anti-democratic sickman empire of Europe which is simultaneously: 1) an optimal way to get rid of nazis 2) somehow more courageous than anything you will realistically ever do

So, what's gonna be the reaction if/when the Rangers give San Jose their first win tomorrow night

Curtis Sliwa is an odious human being and still has more integrity than Andrew Cuomo

Matthew Schaefer is gonna be a problem, isn't he?

Also someone needs to explain to, not just Rappoport (who is an idiot), but a lot of other people too, that the premise of democratic socialism is not that everyone is poor but that everyone can have nice things and afford an occasional date night out

Assuming full health, I think Connor McDavid and Nathan MacKinnon are the only NHL players I am 100% sure are better than Jack Hughes. And I don't think there's a reasonable argument for having him any lower than 5th.

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

Ugh, Fil. This sucks.

I know it looks like AI, but it isn’t

This is a real photo of the new manager for the Angels

To be fair, there wasn't much valor to steal in the first place.

Every Canes/Avs game is a Whalers/Nordiques game

the Raiders ran thirty plays in a regulation football game yesterday

And the hamster wheel keeps on spinning. Year 20 of this in New York

You only call Perreault up if you're confident he'll get top six minutes. Mike Sullivan needs to get over his Connor Sheary obsession to make that happen.

He resigned as governor 4 years ago in the face of multiple scandals. He’s shown no contrition whatsoever. He gets a free pass every time a camera is in front of his face, and he’s a carpetbagger on top of it all.

I said this on my other account but the failure starts with every local news interview of Cuomo that doesn’t begin with a question about the 13 credible accusations of sexual harassment. It should be the first question every time.

Now that they've a goal at home, maybe the Rangers can work on winning a game at home.

Jim Amendments has me covered

The Rangers scored their first goal at home and then decided that they're done for the evening

Huh, didn't realize they could do that at home

Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet

taking an actual wrecking ball to the White House is a little on the nose as far as metaphors go

Average Lane Kiffin post

What an amazing headline to have written about yourself. "The man betting everything on cryptocurrency and Jeff Fisher." techcrunch.com/2025/10/20/t...

I feel like we all know how a Game Seven in Toronto ends for the home team, right?

Austin PD's statement was even more explicitly pro-protest, they literally thanked everyone for coming out lol

the crowd sizes are obviously the highlight here but the fact that *this* is the public statement of the NYPD does not bode well for the regime. or, put another way: I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

7 million protesters, 0 arrests. Man we suck at terrorism.

This Rangers team is ass

A stable, functioning democracy is often unassuming, boring even. Easy to take for granted. But this - millions coming together in a shared public space to insist on their rights as democratic citizens - is a mighty reminder that a proper democracy is something quite incredible and inspiring.

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

I hope each and every one of the fascists who rule this country read this and choke.