Ok, settle down Howard Beach.

I think it was undervalued by Platner supporters throughout this how much wariness about him had to do with Dems who felt burned by Sinema/Fetterman rather than dislike of the platform he was running on. (Beyond sincere dislike of all the huge warning signs about him, of course).

It's been memory holed now but the 1969 moon landing was actually a pretty substantial theological crisis at the time, and that's a key reason for the conspiracy theories about it being staged bsky.app/profile/hunt...

The captions are KILLING me.

mitch mcconnell is 3 for 4 with two doubles and a single and 4 RBIs in this mets/royals game

Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.

Why did Pat Verbeek give Frank Vatrano a 7 team NTC?

“Mr. Infantino? Hello, ol’ chap, it’s the British Prime Minister and I wanted to…hello? Hello?”

Cutter Gauthier's agent should be messaging Verbeek every day with "$15mil is our floor" now.

So, how is Pat Verbeek going to rebuild his d-corps?

WNBA has partnered with the for-profit Capella University which is now "the Official Higher Learning Partner of the WNBA." Cool to partner with a scammy industry and a specific company that has a "Controversies" section on its Wikipedia page, most of which have to do with funding and fraud!

Like I feel like the more recent wave to hockey twitter don’t know what a consistent bloodbath it was back in the day. Remember this all timer?

Fuck this asshole

@bethmachlan.bsky.social is extremely likable

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

The vibes around the Mets can be summed up by having a "camo trucker hat" giveaway. Who in Queens, NY, is the target audience for this giveaway?

Why did Utah match that Hayton offer sheet?

The fact that the Mets lost this game is even sadder, I think.

Lmao, of course.

So I foolishly thought the MOU was just a fake treaty that was supposed to be a birthday treat for Trump but in actuality it was a fake treaty that was in place as long as we were alive in the World Cup.

My podcast partner says that every sports broadcast is made for one audience: sports broadcast producers. They don't understand that English-speaking viewers can enjoy a match in another language because they think people watch sports for the commentary. Try again awfulannouncing.com/soccer/tensi...

Keith Hernandez is getting...weirder and more off-putting.

Here’s the part we all want to know which is behind the paywall. You’re welcome.

When my Civ VI game gets really interesting

By Friday they'll be denying that Mitch McConnell never existed at all.

Lol, come on, man.

A reminder how much American sports broadcasting is just about making the experience of watching a sport you have exclusive rights to suck as much as possible is how quickly it crumbles when exposed to literally any competition.

1950's movie villain type stuff

This is definitely a far cry from the 2015 WS

this is just a small group of gas stations being subsidized by trump-connected dark money, no pun intended. tinpot dictator stuff

gonna need a wellness check on Andres Cantor after this game

Oh, that's a bad decision!

The initial reaction from senior sports federation officials in Europe is that reinstating Russia while the occupation of Ukraine is ongoing will likely lead to a mass European boycott of the LA Olympics, and there will be pressure on Canada to join it.

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

The Sens are having some kind of offseason.

The stuff I saw from other cities was a lot of fun, but curtailed because Freedom 250 sucked out America 250 funding. DC was a drag. Putting the president on the mall, with the usual soul-crushing security presence, wrecked what should have been an all-day party.

They have a schedule...to announce the schedule. Jesus Christ just send out a PDF or something.

This sounds like the greatest afternoon ever. "These are the otters. They're heavily invested in crypto and mortal enemies of the giraffes who, as I'm sure you know, are dedicated Maoists."

Aw boooooo

Anyway, if the USMNT ever want to be world class we need MLS academies to be much bigger and have way more openings for lower- and middle-class children. It's true but makes you a bore at parties so it's the perfect fact for Bluesky.

we'll never know but when -the two days before the match are eaten by news of political interference and corruption -the team comes out, each and every one of them more or less, looking utterly unready for the moment it's hard not to think USSF and Trump are responsible

Ejected prematurely.

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

here's my analytics take on the USMNT tonight