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Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!

Senator: (after spending 8 hours crafting the perfect tweet) Instead of acting illegally, the president should consider the price of turnips at the grocery

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2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story 2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat 2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

We all know ‘tragedy’ comes from Greek. ‘tragos’ = goat ‘aeidein’ = to sing So ‘tragedy’ originally meant “goat song.” Not to be confused with the GOAT song, which is probably “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman.

Certainly looks like we scared the President away from Chicago. Fighting like hell works.

every day all over the world regular people die violent deaths because the dumbest assholes on earth control everything www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...

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JB Pritzker's speech about Trump's threats to Chicago was great. -Called out the lie, didn't treat the BS pretext with respect -Cast it as a threat to his state's people -Threatened prosecution of personnel who break the law @brianbeutler.bsky.social and @gregsargent.bsky.social break it down here:

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

This entire conversation is worth your time. Caitlin asked great questions, and Carlisle was probably as candid/relaxed/detailed as I've heard him.

The best goal of this season's FA Cup may have already been scored 😱 Lee Wort, of 8th-tier AFC Portchester, take a bow and then take another one 🪄

unironically, this is the song of the summer. it's been in my head for three days straight.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.

“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”

Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

What IS the best way to appropriately discuss a celeb who just died who was once beloved by millions (and still has a non-trivial number of fans) but was an admitted huge racist, a credibly-accused rapist, an admitted (via his lawyers to Dave Meltzer) drug dealer, and an all-timer compulsive liar?

Talk about The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones all you want, but the greatest US television program ever made is Sesame Street. It's not even close. 50+ years of treating kids across class, ethnicity, religion not as mini-consumers...but as citizens with a stake in this world.

The Good Place predicting our current moment:

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After 10 years, Myles Turner is no longer the center of attention for for the Pacers. On losing a franchise fixture while searching for a potentially better long-term fix & why this might be an opportunity to take a step forward by taking a step back: www.patreon.com/posts/why-my...

I believe the Pacers will rely on the marketplace of ideas to play Center next year

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For the 20th time in NBA Finals history... WE GOING TO GAME 7 BABYYYYYY 🗣️

Your 5'12" improbable nba player son just DOMINATED back to back NBA Finals games to force a Game 7 and you're roasting him for missing 2 FTs in a 20-point blowout win and not playing his best in a high school game 15 years ago. Dads are the absolute best, man.

NBA TV brings TJ McConnell's Dad on during his interview, he says TJ is lying about being harder on him than his sister and it turns out he's a huge Isiah Thomas fan

Waited too long to go back to TJ, starting back court was as bad as you'll ever see, OKC was relentless + answered every run, Pascal was great in spots but anonymous too much, defense way overhelped on even innocuous Shai drives that led to easy 3s, and of course never-ending brain dead turnovers.

Once again it is Father’s Day, which means it’s time to share the most Dad* thing you did in the last year. As is custom, I will go first: Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.

Mike Breen: "This crowd has been standing most of the fourth quarter. They've waited 25 years for a Finals game at home... They are celebrating here in Indianapolis! Their Pacers' dream of their first NBA title very much alive! They're two wins away from a championship!" 🏀🎙️ #NBA #NBAFinals

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

NBA teams were 0-121 when down by 7 or more points in the final 3 minutes of regulation in the NBA Finals over the last 28 postseasons. They are now 1-121.

The Bucks, Cavs and Knicks, to the Thunder:

After the Pacers' Game 4 victory, Tyrese Haliburton made NBA history in several ways. Let’s break down how he did it. 🧵 ⤵️

It’s very hard to beat the Pacers if you put yourself in rotation. It’s very hard to beat the Pacers if you give them a mismatch. It’s very hard to beat the Pacers

TNT having to show the CEO of their parent company during their last handful of NBA games before they lose the rights is humiliating

With a one-point lead and 20 seconds left to play in OT, the Pacers went to a SLOB play that ended up spacing both of their stars out to the logo to create an empty-side 3v3 opportunity for their role players. What a cool team.

Of the 10 most improbable comebacks of the playoffs in the play by play era (since 1997), the 2025 Indiana Pacers have THREE of them. #4 (tonight), #5 (against the Cavs), and #7 (against the Bucks)

Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

I've heard it said

Indiana - Football School @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social

We got to OT of Game 82 and the refs decided they were done calling fouls

He's going to drop all of these tariffs in a couple months, and then he's going to declare victory and trumpet the fact that the DOW went up 1000 points, and I literally fucking beg the media not to just print that as news without context both in headlines and column inches

Sometimes your team plays the Pacers and then you get fired. Life of an NBA coach

Rick Steves!

Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.