This is going to keep happening with more stuff And every time, the Stancils of the world will pretend like these once-staples but now-luxuries have always been luxuries, and admonish the "vibecession treatlers" or whatever garbage buzzwords for their perceived privilege

As always, the "Paid Actor" accusation was a confession.

I appreciate the one guy who added his own "Personally" before cutting and pasting the propaganda that the Trump administration wrote for them and told them to post.

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

A clear PR stunt from a "Doordasher from Arkansas" who was also a Doordasher from Nevada when they lobbied for the company last year waysandmeans.house.gov/wp-content/u... about.doordash.com/en-us/news/d...

evangelicals eagerly, gleefully pretended not to see the myriad ways trump is the most heretical politician to hold american higher office in modern history so i don't think we should take their outrage as sincere now that they need a way out of his sinking coalition

Hugely important issue:

I do not want to risk a dime of my money going to horrific - and very real - cyber scam slavery operations, which is why I donate to genuine charities. www.reuters.com/graphics/SOU...

Quite literally the only reason to tell people this is to convince them to commit crimes

I am deeply concerned about the fact that Iran is really good at propaganda, they’re antisemitic as fuck, and they’re aiming they’re incredibly good antisemitic propaganda at us at the exact time the American populace is most primed to receive antisemitic messages.

Oooh we're gonna get a very fun episode of Knowledge Fight out of this.

Automatic draft registration: streamlined, efficient. Automatic voter registration: creeping deep state tyranny.

The woman who wrote today's Bulwark slop about protesters is, tell me if you've heard this one before, a proponent of a "big tent" Democratic Party that is paradoxically not big enough for anyone who care about LGBTQ people or immigrants.

Know the appropriate reaction when encountering reactionaries attacking their own: ✅ "The rats know the ship is sinking! We must exploit their spree of backstabbing!" ❎ "🥺omg maybe there's some good in them ✨after all✨"

happy confederate surrender day! let us remember the sacrifice of those who suffered and died to end one of the most wretched institutions ever created, and also remember that next time we need to hang the fuckin’ traitors

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

"Other countries are our property, and we dictate their behavior. You know, like women in marriage."

The Imposter Syndrome Face Possessor? The guy who always looks like he knows he’s one follow-up question away from being exposed as a fraud but he’s gobsmacked nobody will actually ask him one? Like to the point where he wonders if we’re the ones doing the bit & not him? That guy? You don’t say.

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

NEW — Iran had already presented a 10-point plan. Then Trump wakes up today and threatens to blow up Iran's "whole civilization" if they don't bend. And then, just an hour before his deadline, he announces a ceasefire, citing Iran's "workable" 10-point plan.

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

I’m so fucking sick & tired of all the people over the years telling us that Donald Trump didn’t really mean what he actually said. I’m so fucking sick of it. No other political figure gets that pass. We hold this president to such a pathetically & uniquely low standard.

you have to get him out of office and you have to do it today even if it gets blocked you force an impeachment vote right now how else can you live with yourself if he follows through with this and you didn’t do everything you could to stop it

"If only the tsar knew ..."

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

Federalism is when gambling sites descend on a state, causing harm and issues that require expending state resources, but the state can't do shit about it because you see, it's not really gambling, it's sparkling wagers, amd Congress gets to decide if we allow them. www.reuters.com/world/new-je...

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Sometimes readers are skeptical when I tell them that retailers would rather pay for self-checkout kiosks and product lockup systems and all manner of other questionable in-store tech rather than staffing because of an ideological preference for capital spending over labor spending and, well,,,

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

Noted admitted child molester Ted Nugent: "the problem with kids today is that they have clothes on".

there's always this weird asymmetry where a thing (like AI in this case) causes substantial, material harm with almost no checks on its power but the backlash to it is expected to adhere to some neutral debate format in the "marketplace of ideas" where even being annoyed by it is seen as irrational

Anya Taylor Misery is out!

I'm rewatching 24 and seriously think it's a foundational text of Qanon. Govt traitors at the highest levels and terrorists in secret bunker gunfights. Obviously it's too liberal but it posits a world where you could suddenly be in a gunfight with iranian sleeper cell cartel terrorists at any moment

Folks, we went to the Oracle of Delphi, a very beautiful woman. And she said, they told me not to say it, should I say it? She said that if we went to Persia a great empire would fall! So we’re feeling pretty good about how it’s going.

Today in AI: Canada rejected the PR application of a McMaster postdoc from the Sorbonne who works in the immunology of aging because the generative AI being used to process applications (😱) entirely hallucinated her credentials. Everyone involved should be fired. archive.is/ELrCI#select...

So the war is over but it's not really a war, it's a "military operation" and we're bombing them back to the stone age and also negotiating a peace deal but it may not happen? Ok.

By force, without consent.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Trump turns to Patel after Stephen Miller praises him for five minutes and says, "So Kash, see if you can top that. That's a tough one, Kash." "That is tough," Patel replies, and then he starts praising him too

"But wait, if I have imposter syndrome... and YOU have imposter syndrome... then who's--?" "I got this," says a mediocre idiot as he confidently settles into the pilot's seat. "Oh shit," we all say in unison.

yes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.

I have said this before but if as the early stories on the tat suggested he used to refer to it as “my totenkopf” while tending bar at Tune Inn, a Capitol Hill dive, there is zero chance he gets to the election without people putting their name behind that

wow, you almost did the right thing, do you almost want a cookie for it