Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf

wE'Ll KeEp It LiGhT aNd EaSyGoInG

never miss an opportunity to tell someone who thinks they're being clever quoting "voltaire" that actually, voltaire never said it. it's from a 1993 episode of a nazi radio show & the guy who did say it is quite famously a pedophile who was so weird even the other nazis thought he was creepy.

God in heaven, I cannot at all imagine being a grandparent already. (I also need to remember to go buy one of my non-grand children some more diapers before I head home today.)

Ikea Monkey, you'll always live in my heart.

GET IT BROTHER

columbia sportswear is running an ad campaign challenging flat earthers to send them a picture of the edge of earth

🧵

The absolute lack of a stunt dog.

"And it is, quite frankly, the greatest numbers that we've ever had. Absolutely the best. Never before have we seen numbers like this. Some are saying they're the best numbers in all of history."

YALL I AM DEAD

God, I really wish IG user todocasibien was on this platform too. I'm not going to rip his video, but his audio edits get me almost every time. Annnnd now I'm going to spend the rest of my day listening to the The Police. www.instagram.com/reel/DRvxMnR...

Whamageddon was entirely possible to win a decade or so ago, but the very act of talking about the song made it ubiquitous enough that I only believe a true hermit with no video-based social media can get away with it these days.

A popular restaurant & my favorite ice cream place on my street are both closing because they cannot find workers and, having slightly increased prices in order to offer better pay, lost customers. i dunno what that portends

Looks like I have a task to take care of here.

I love pettiness, but I also love the blue jerseys too, & have since I was a kid, even though people who weren't alive for the 90s run will holler 'till they're also blue in the face about how "they're bad luck, you're not a REAL fan if you like them, of course a girl would say that" blah blah blah

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog

lol, love when the yoga folks immediately get that tea going about the famous football coach who happens to live in the town the instant he hightails it out of there. Keep it coming!

Texas: we’re gonna start running this way Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it Texas: …but then we go THIS way Texas A&M: SHIT

Why the hell do you need ChatGPT to plan a road trip? Like, just do your own research sir, it's not that hard.

The absolutely right take. We beat all the century-old rivals. Nothing but good feelings here.

when grammy makes you stand there while she tells her friends about your wonderful report card

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."

Excuse to post a classic?

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Dudes like this *especially* Rock.

I’m howling.

Fish playing a Switch is a new-to-me feature.

Timing!

"I just spoke to POTUS about that..."

"You may be wondering how I got to this position." #uspol

Literally THE. BEST. GAME. When your sanity slips, it gets so surreal, especially if you were playing it on a TV or projector of that same era. Fuckin' made me think my own TV was on the fritz and rolling the volume up and down, visualizations and all.

I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered. He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here : www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...

Wow, people lost their jobs for saying less than that about Charlie Kirk.

I want to be all "yay!", but I also know that this kind of bs keeps being appealed and appealed and waylaid long enough to reach the terrible top court in the land and still somehow always ends up with The Bad Outcome.

[me the past few days] Oh shit oh fuck, the one little outlet I have may be dying, my old ACNH special edition Switch is giving me MicroSD card reading errors even after reformatting 😱 [me today] WHEW, all that worry for nothing, the MicroSD card had just reached its end and not the Switch itself

Ooo Navy Seals

Ah, the treasure trove of level-headed fans that makes up TexAgs posters.

IMPORTANT: He confronted who? The person that didn't break stride or cede physical space to him. I can't remember it at present but there's a technical term for this specific racialized expectation.

Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday

@jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social: "Do you think that JD Vance is a fascist?" @petebuttigieg.bsky.social: "If it's convenient for him to be a fascist, he'll be a fascist." #TribFest2025

toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'" futurism.com/artificial-i...

I dont think we've truly digested this one yet. Jeffrey Epstein -- a guy who ran a literal child sex ring -- thinks Trump is the worst person that HE has ever met. Let's be clear... he's met some absolute shitbags in his line of work.

Did not really expect to wake up to “cows are racist” or “cows know what’s up immigration-wise” on the old timeline, let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic,” let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic because they so treasure their current cushy lifestyles.”

Tfw Merv