The boss in the Bell commercial who says "Let's put it on the big screen!" gives me the same vibe as the "You Have Been Promoted! You Are Now One of My Elite Employees!" lady

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www.maptap.gg July 15 100🎯 95🏅 100🎯 97🔥 100🎯 Final score: 986 Seeing lots of high scores on the skyline, had to give it a shot, and I will be dead in the cold, cold ground before I learn where *any* cities in England are.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social just letting you know, I could hear it as well

this seems like some unfair stereotyping (I really just don't want a reason to stop thinking outside the bun)

Happy Bastille Day

*beginning of time = this morning *man = me

Last summer at the beach, looking for rocks to skip, I found a flat one, it looked like a shard. I didn't throw it right away for whatever reason, but put it in my pocket.

Kyle Lowry sighting at the Home Run Derby

mandatory reading

I finally watched In the Mouth of Madness for the first time about two weeks ago, and realized Sam Neill starred in three of my favourite horror movies (Possession & Event Horizon being the other two) and none of them would be nearly as good with any other actor. RIP to a real one

me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning

How rude, Jude

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

There's a theme

co-signed, darth. I could get lost in a good map.

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Ratlines running through Kansas City now

Was that a bronx cheer for the goalie properly clearing the ball

LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL

Oliver is going to cost us this game.

pausa de hidratación

Watching the Canada match with my son, I'm reminded of this great Sean Locke bit youtu.be/8sQPixprSXg?...

pausa de hidratación

Still seriously considering getting a Pico Lopes and/or a Vozinha jersey

Cape Verde should have automatic qualification for 2030 based on that match

CABO VERDE BABY

SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS

capeverdesoccerstore.com apparently has free shipping worldwide... 🤔

Pico! The only irishman in the World Cup prevented the go ahead goal

Happy Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate

Cheering for Croatia tonight for a few reasons, but this is chief amongst them

I have found a bench at the splash pad that is partially shaded by a tree, but more importantly, close enough to keep an eye on my kids, but removed enough that I don't have to make small talk with other parents. It's a Canada Day miracle.

How's this for a trade, you give me some money (not even that much tbh), I send you a handmade print of a halloween mask

OOOOOOH that was gorgeous

The TSN closed captioning speech-to-text program must have some pre-loaded names because I've seen a lot of 'Pau Gasol' in Canada's games and in this Netherlands Morocco match I spotted a wild 'Tim Mayza'

HELL YEAH EUSTAQUIO

Hell yeah, Algeria

True, but have they tried to Con Air their way out? Seemed to work for Nic Cage

Joey Lopes. How could you?

Advertise your Bluesky with a Simpsons GIF

Couldn’t sleep so I set this Jesse Marsch celebration to Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit”

Score three goals, get the bends going up the power rankings

Just realizing now that they did actually do that three more times. What else should I ask for?

That was fun as hell. Love to immediately sports hate a nation forever.

I'd like to know what Julian Lopetegui was yapping about to Marsch at the post match handshake

Le pause hydratation