I wish the Blue Jays and Bo could have made it work. But they could not work past the "he is still Bo Bichette" clause in the contract and the Blue Jays have made it abundantly clear over the years that it was a deal breaker for him getting paid. Thanks for everything Bo.

Sorry I’m late, “One Armed Scissor“ was on the radio and I had to finish screaming in my truck

Seemingly every baseball writer this offseason: Prolonged exposure to Bo Bichette at shortstop may cause vomiting, bleeding through the eyes and spontaneous limb loss. Blue Jays fans:

Me and the boys are housing beers in the piss tub tonight

Was not ready for this one. What a wonderfully brilliant dude.

A fun way to find out who would fail the wallet inspector test.

How I am going to greet all of my friends going forward: #njpw

These Bills uniforms are erotic.

6-player dual screen Konami X-Men arcade cabinet

End of year is almost here so here are my 50 favourite records of 2025.

me and the boys making the Yuletide bright

Also, I was bored. So here is my 2025 in live music.

End of year is almost here so here are my 50 favourite records of 2025.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Me every day from now until the holiday break is over youtube.com/watch?v=laKE...

This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.

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the extremely rare phenomenon of the “Threads banger” @timduffy.bsky.social

lol

Skill issue

Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films

Another Brad Brad special.

I mean, basically everything this dude does is like a religious text to me. But excited for some of my friends to overcome their banjo phobia and text me "Hey, this is actually great" now that it has the Tiny Desk co-sign. youtube.com/watch?v=Wgqa...

As a journalism grad, it is amazing how quickly I went from years and years of advocating for people to subscribe to newspapers to now telling everyone I can to direct their money away from them towards independent journalists and small operations. But yeah, this is 💩.

Ah, yes. The "words don't actually mean things" approach. Any reporter present not openly laughing in his face should have their credentials revoked.

Shoutout to the broke NL Central teams who did their damnedest to make themselves look like real baseball teams by leaking they were willing to go to four years for him. You did great.

Watching this game strung out on Neo Citran has been a journey of the mind.

It's Friday night ppl, fucking act like it.

She can now focus on her true passion - building a truly monumental WWE Hall of Fame.

I used to be the publicist for the AGO when he was doing the redesign and it was incredible to be around him that much in his element. Grateful for all the stories and memories. Truly brilliant guy.

The streaming apps are all fraudsters, rip-off artists, weapons tech investors, and gold bar-gifting grifters. That's why I'm dusting off my XL Case Logic loaded with uncompressed mp3s at 320 kbps on CDR

I know I am living my true life with how many lovely people in it filled my messages with this today. If this tour ever happens my kid's education fund might take some dents. youtube.com/watch?v=Z7n3...

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

Walk off or walk into the lake

Scherzer when the benches clear

Every pitch is pure adrenaline.

How much of a burden on the medical system will I be? That is your call Blue Jays.

Hey Matt, game seven tonight? How are you feeling?

All love and respect to the kid that just showed up Trick or Treating in a Yankees uniform covered in blood as a murdered Yankee. I gave him candy, he said Go Jays. Halloween remains the best holiday.

Today is my son's birthday and he has a chance to see his team win the World Series. I have never felt in less control of his happiness. Either we celebrate like never before or you get another one of those "life lessons" and nobody wants that on their birthday.

"Hey Matt, ready for game six?" ask normal, well meaning people in my life. Me:

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

kid did this at 22 years old when I was 22 I spent most of my time playing Mario Kart with the weed dealer who lived in the apartment below me