Orelvis testing positive for Nattitude.

Cannot stop listening to the Georgia Maq EP. Some of the most beautiful music made this year. youtube.com/watch?v=MK_p...

Your baseball team hates you. They do. In their collective heart they only want pain for you. Believing otherwise is foolish.

Taking away SEC football could be used as leverage to carry Kimmel? The SEC is woke. One person saw it coming.

It is kind of John Schneider to make the officials feel better about their performance today by showing that he is also capable of being a fuck up.

Took myself to the opera.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Mental health update: I am wearing Zubaz shorts.

The softest people alive want you to know they cannot handle their emotions.

Say his name and he appears.

the lumineers with even fewer transferable job skills

Tony Romo is desperate to say good things about the Jets because he fell for it last week. An important lesson in fraud prevention awareness for others.

Sometimes life hands you a new meme with no effort required.

Please, there is too much sports. I am a simple man just trying to go see Propagandhi and you have imprisoned me to my television.

I don't agree with his IKF pinch hitter policy, but I do like his Loperfido pinch hitter policy.

NIN on the Blue Jays broadcast intro? Who is flirting with me?

Was it a great venue? No. But I saw some crazy good shows in this tiny narrow room over the years. Phoebe Bridgers, Gang of Youths, Alex Lahey and this year saw The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die earlier this year do Harmlessness. Hope we get a new venue that size.

Patriot. I miss it so much.

This is an excellent guide for fighting large children and I am grateful for it. My (now extremely large) son continues to be at a significant disadvantage due to my extensive study of pro wrestling, but that is only going to let me survive for so long.

Every team's announcer should have this energy "The Yankees? They're not a good team"

I truly believe Josh Allen could shake off a sack from Godzilla and throw a 40 yard dart down the sideline

Josh Allen to the doubters

I have come to love the moment a player is convinced the call against him was wrong and pleads with his dugout to challenge, only to be told they are wrong. The certainty melting from their face as they confront reality. It is art.

When I am looking for leadership, I want the person who walks around their home in constant fear. This human embodiment of a dog with anxiety is definitely who I want in charge.

Representation is important.

Happy System of a Downsview day to all those in Toronto celebrating.

All time photo here

Drive-By Truckers need to get the Dirty South sequel started.

THEY ALREADY DID IT SO WHY DID YOU GO AND DO IT YOURSELVES BLUE JAYS

It is great when other bullpens do this.

BIG DIESEL 4 LIFE

Oh this nickname will work

Malzahn about to become a slur in Tuscaloosa.

Relief pitchers are emotional terrorists.

I can

BrOasis. (Ladies be bros too)

Watching the Pixies without Kim Deal play in a baseball stadium has me spiralling about the nature of time and broader existence.

This song sucks, so not an endorsement - but the radio edit of Everlast's What It's Like was incredible. Every swear word was a different random sound effect.

Immense gratitude to the universe for the ongoing contributions of the Deftones to my mental well being. This sick new album will not heal me, but it will keep things stitched together for a while.

Tonight starts four concerts in five nights.

Interesting. Surprised to see Manfred propose realigning the Pirates to "the nearest dumpster" but in this one instance he may be on to something.

My most lizard brained opinion is that a little frontier justice in baseball is fine and the Blue Jays being made up of seemingly well adjusted adults who defused the Pham situation is a red flag for their potential greatness.

Love to hear about the exciting future ahead for a company that took my money (and plenty of others) and just said in this email that unless you are paying them more then go through the courts if you want what you paid for. (Sorry for the "let me speak to the manager" rant. I am still annoyed.)

Rangers fans must be loving this game.

relieved goose finally released a studio album that i can confidently recommend to my indie rock friends who hate jam bands

In just one batter faced, Domínguez made me both ready to die and bordering on orgasmic. It is August. Glad I saved my work benefits for the fall because I fear I may get to know the medical system quite well.

Finally a good vibes season and this is the turd you think we need introduced to the punchbowl? I did not need a Gregg Zaun update unless it involved a catapult and the sea.