This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family. No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.

Every time I see Erika Kirk in the news, she's giving this energy.

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

Also now is the time we *should* be saying we won’t vote for Newsom. He shouldn’t be the nominee, period. And no amount of ads or cringeworthy social media posts are going to remove the stink of “fawningly agreeing with Charlie Kirk” from him.

If you can’t say what you need to say in 120 minutes or less then what you have is a TV series. Please hire an editor!!!

Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses] Everyone:

colts sign retired grandfather is funny but also: philip rivers is a 44 yo grandfather

Rewatching LEVERAGE from the beginning for the first time in a while (I know, I know) and I gotta say, I really wish more people had watched & really absorbed this show back in the day. Literally ever corporate grifter they take down was based on REAL SHIT that's only gotten worse in the years since

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I hear if you do enough pullups at the airport they let you fly the plane for 15 minutes

Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT

There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for

Skill issue, people have been raising newborns without ChatGPT for 300,000 years at least, pretty embarrassing for Altman to admit this out loud

Not everything in the world is terrible. Good things still do happen.

I’ve been notified of two more deaths in ICE custody in the last 24 hours — meaning that 25 people have now died in detention since Trump returned to office. That’s the most in more than two decades. The cruelty and inhumanity of this administration must end.

I often think about a timeline where Reagan fell off his horse while filming one of his shitty westerns. Oh the things that might've been!

Actual picture of the greater Seattle area tonight #wawx

This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)

Maybe if we vaccinate our kids, they will have the energy and durability to do a single pullup, unlike this guy.

I have never asked ChatGPT a single thing in my life and I NEVER WILL.

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

It's so funny that ten years ago mini gyms/family areas would've been an Obama pilot program in one airport with no budget anyway, and these guys would have been, "An AIRPORT is God's anointed NODE of BUSINESS, for MEN, you should not be able to pass security unless you EAT a HAMBURDER."

Skill. Issue. Once, during a storm, an older gentleman knocked on my Cuban godmother’s door and after some pantomime because neither spoke much English, she determined he needed eggs. She gave him the last of what she had even though she was on a fixed income. 1/6

Cannonball!

Some days, AI feels like a penis. 1) Tech bros are proud of theirs. 2) It's been shoved everywhere. 3) No one demands it. 4) Completely useless for most.

there's no reason for a non evil person to have mr. beast's number

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Joke from the CHS Facebook group: "Should speed up response times..."

There has to be a First Amendment loophole where we can outlaw him specifically saying certain words

when the couple across the street is fighting again and you’re trying to listen without looking conspicuous

Christmas movie about a guy who accidentally chugs Santa’s bone juice while on vacation in Italy and everyone’s mad at him but he develops the power to know what gifts everybody wants. And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along

Sean Duffy brings enormous HOA energy to the DOT.

…because nothing will improve the airport experience like having to be crammed into a tin can with sweaty people who just finished a workout sesh

Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles

How does this fit with their understanding of "biological sex"? Are trans men allowed the full-size portions? Does the waiter decide, or are we going to be getting tested at the entrance to save time?

washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch

too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent

Here are some cozy dark clay mugs that are ready to ship: littleedenpottery.etsy.com #pottery #art #ceramics #bsnm #handmade

it’s just remarkable how thoroughly the media has normalized all of this; how clearly the media will normalize absolutely anything provided it endures longer than a handful of news cycles.

I wish I had control over my dreams because last night I dreamt that my grandmother owned a zoo and that was really fun

Jeff Kent. Lol, OK man.

These teams declining bowls are really bitches for not letting their seniors actually know their last games. I can’t imagine kids on ND that won’t play in NFL being like ok so just done then?

Happy Holidays from Enzo!

who TF is Jeff Kent it's REALLY giving

Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises