LMFAO, did he really??? He went straight for the jugular on that one. 🔥

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.

A little late but here’s my May #promosky 🤍 Things I love to get to know me ✨ 🖤 Final Fantasy XIV 🖤 Survival Horror 🖤 Anime (Sailor Moon best) 🖤 Fitness (I’m a pole instructor!) 🖤 Japanese things 🖤 Animals (I have four) 🖤 Cosplay 🖤 JRPGs 🖤 Lord of the Rings 🖤 Star Wars 🖤 Miyazaki films

Who else is spending their day hanging out with a haunted doll?

i do not want to be awake

"Why do you talk to your dog like a human?" First of all, that is my child. #dogsofinstagram

i never do these for real but i want to meet some new friends so #promosky •horror/all things morbid •pansexual •vegan •childfree •reading/books •traveling •photography •ANIMALS •nocturnal •endlessly curious

tomodachi life restricting screenshots is so goofy, I just want to share stupid moments like this

I wish light gun games were still a thing. I miss that sort of physical arcade shooter.

I dunno who Peggy 18 is but her video games contain a whole hell of a lot of violence

udon, ramen, yakisoba, pho, pad see ew. no noodle is safe

ngl.link/paranormally... Let's hangout

Donnie Darko: my computer has achieved consciousness Therapist: it achieved consciousness or you gave it a girl's name and pretended it had a crush on you? Donnie: gave it a girl's name and pretended it had a crush on me

what if — hear me out — everything didn’t suck

No collabs needed to get me to Jollibee but it’s still cool🙂‍↕️❤️

fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

it’s #promosky time. Nerd who will support your streams & yap about video games & anime. ❗️Metal Gear Solid 🌿Resident Evil 🪐Mass Effect 🍄‍🟫Last of Us 📺Silent Hill 💛Pokémon 🃏Persona 🏹Horizon ✨The Sims 🦖Dino Crisis 💎Final Fantasy 🐾Animal Crossing 🐓Legend of Zelda What about you? ♥️

Hustle culture.

give me all the samples

Without question an instant buy when I saw it at a thrift store

A single sperm has 37.3 megabytes of DNA information in it. Which means that a normal ejaculate has 1,587 terabytes and frankly, I find that's a lot of information to swallow.

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard.

THIS RULES

on the plus side now i can bring $300 of groceries inside with one hand

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Just cut off a student driver. Welcome to the real world bitch.

Fixed it

I’m Kenzie and these are my obsessions for my May #promosky 🥀 Lord of the Rings 🥀 Sinners 🥀 Interview with the Vampire 🥀 Baldur’s Gate 3 🥀 Cult of the Lamb 🥀 Ghost (the band) 🥀 Tattoos 🥀 Memes 🥀 My dog Lucy

may #promosky !! 🤠 hi, im vee! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 🐌 queer. autistic. artist. :3 (21+ only plz) i like: ˖ bg3 ˖ OCs ˖ fnaf ˖ arcane ˖ vampires ˖ overwatch ˖ critical role ˖ 911 (buddie) ˖ tomodachi life ˖ world of warcraft ˖ castlevania (netflix) ˖ hazbin hotel/helluva boss (↻+♡ appreciated!)

Happy May Day everyone!

If websites want me to accept cookies they and their 374 partners should have to send me a real cookie

at least it's friday

@megamachina.bsky.social is an awesome person to follow! If you enjoy anime and video games I highly recommend them!

Nothing against NSYNC, but...

Sharks are sensitive creatures #sharks #art

Two photos. Same room. Same flags. Same astronauts. In one, the President stands with them, smiling, centered, human. In the other, the President sits scowling, rambling, diminished. Four astronauts. Two presidents. And the faces tell you everything.

Every gens beef with millennials is so weird because all millennials I know are hella tired and just wanna do our little hobbies but we keep getting yelled at

I hate the Midwest. Not as much as Texas or the South, but damn it's awful out here. And yeah, WAWA is not great but it's dependably good. Coffee, good. Hoagie, good. Convenience, good. No offense but Casey's Pizza? Not good. Speedway coffee? Not good. *Wonders when Culver's opens" 😂

I think there should be a universal rule that as soon as a millionaire/billionaire starts tweeting about their girlfriend’s vaginal microbiome or some other unhinged shit their wealth is to be repossessed and distributed to the poor.

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