This is so stupid. I’m no angel - I destroyed a couple Xbox controllers due to NHL games and raged plenty as a newer Bear fan back in the old days. But this kid probably did a few grand worth of damage because his football team lost.

I told my brother that this is incredibly special and to never forget it. Magic.

If the Ultimate Warrior was only drunk on Sundays

“The Fall of Barbarism” Oils on canvas Vermeer, 1641

Achtung-tied. @theonion.com

Madness

Started up “Black Sails” and it is a remarkably horny show that sometimes has pirate stuff happening.

I’m not sharing the video of the shooting in Minneapolis. But I’ll echo Mayor Jacob Frey in telling ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. Get the fuck out of Chicago. Stop terrorizing immigrant communities. Just fuck off and leave.

ICE officers need to take off their masks and learn be pieces of pure flaming shit with their whole fucking chest. show your cowardly faces so we can spit at them for the rest of your life.

Correction: ICE murders someone via shooting them in the face unprovoked when they were in the process of moving their car

The news is hard and this is a reminder to take care of yourself, friends. Take a break if you need it.

Starting my first ever Dungeons and Dragons game tomorrow night. It’s a neat feather in my nerd cap that has been long overdue.

Whole album slaps youtu.be/cG9Ei-HyymE?...

It's "Eckhardt." And he did not think about the future, apparently.

The internet was a huge mistake

Smallest of small dick energy

Journalism is laughably dead as fuck

Saw a play tonight about a couple trying and failing to kill themselves. Feel-good story of the weekend so far

Saturday crosswords are so tedious. CLUE: impactful motion ANSWER: FINGERBANG

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Housefly’s oppression over living room tranquility finally ended by arsonist

Don Trump, the FIFA Peace Prize winner?

as if the war crimes aren’t bad enough, they are also ruining a perfectly good saturday

Love waking up to see that my country has become a shittier, blatantly evil place overnight, with far more to come. This is all fucked, folks.

Life at 40: genuinely excited to get up early on a Saturday to get laundry started before coffee

Got a new pretty decent surround setup. Sounds awesome.

I’m gonna say that Whoopie Goldberg is the worst documentary narrator of all time by a vast margin.

Thanks to adapters & a lot of cleaning of goo, my desk has two relatively ancient Dell monitors, while simultaneously giving back my two kickass new Dell displays, in order to Not Deal With Bullshit Later On When Some Muckety Muck Inevitably Wants Newer Shinier Stuff. Such is the life of an IT pro.

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

don't worry guys I'm sure everything will be fine

Bold Prediction: in 2026, dogs will still be overwhelmingly fantastic

I hope so

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2026 and stuff

Playing some Dysmantle, drinking wine, and hanging with puppies. Wife is on assignment. Farewell 2025, it was weird.

Donald Draper: I am great at selling things, I look awesome in a suit, I fuck everything I see because I can Dick Whitman: I’m named after my dad’s penis

Alien

It was nearly 70 yesterday. Not something you see much.

Christmas stuff all organized and put away. Just in time for a Tornado Watch and 70 weather before a polar plunge that will make my wife’s poor head explode.

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call

Onward snailmount onward to glory

Me, getting socks and underwear as a 40 year old at Christmas: Fuck yeah

You can tell a lot about a person about who their favorite Muppet is

There apparently was a 12 Angry Men TV movie in 1997 with a decorated cast. From what scenes are available, it looks like a far cry from brilliance of the original, names be damned. I love Jack Lemmon and George C. Scott, but nah. Nah.

Dear Today’s Wordle: fuck off

One Battle After Another 70% through, pretty good so far. Not my fave PTA by a long shot, but entertaining.

When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk

Merry Christmas to me. Woke up feeling nauseous, made it about ten miles on our way to do gifts with the family before I vomited all over the place. My wife thankfully had a trash bag I could barf into, otherwise it would’ve been a full fledged disaster. At home in bed again feeling like shit.

My son walked in as I was stuffing his stocking and I panicked and told him that Santa died