this fucking website serving up Number One Woman Respecter oddly dancing on my grave man fuck you too website fine fine I’m out jesus

Fuck you dusty

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never mind let’s play outer worlds I spend enough time watching evil prevail in America with no resistance I don’t need to watch That But Basketball

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

game of the century soon

in a literal total collapse of civilization everyone is fucked and the most practically skilled people don't become kings, they just live long enough to watch the people they love all starve so yeah if you think that's gonna happen just enjoying life in the city isn't a bad play

in 90s Russia, after the right wing party won parliament in their first democratic elections, they caused such misery that next election, the Communists swept the parliament and were back in legislative power Yeltsin and the oligarchs' response to this was to fire artillery on the Duma

mad that I didn’t cheat on my taxes it’s free money, they’re not even processing returns anymore

Know who was a big advocate of these features and was very influential in their being implemented? Jeffrey Epstein! Yes really!

Can’t wait to punish myself by listening to Part 4. The Big Jepstein may be gone, but his goal of destroying America to buy up its assets on the cheap lives on in Peter Theil, Donald Trump and many more.

to you people who watched the men’s gold medal game knowing the aftermath would be like this, congrats. now you know what it was like rooting for Illinois during the Pending Charges Terrence Shannon run. You’re no better. That case went to trial btw, feel free to look it up

we are in a situation with illini basketball where a loss to #3 on Friday would be one of the most embarrassing moments in recent memory

Big hat tip @wapplehouse.bsky.social for this:

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

I hope his dad is fuckin up all his money

How’s this for a watermark? These tweets were uncontroversial centrism back when active NASCAR cup series driver Dale Earnhardt Jr posted them in 2017 Now the democrats have moved well right of this.

Post old memes to confuse young people

Being the AAA affiliate of big ten champ Michigan is more humiliating than missing the tournament 7 years in a row.

But the secretary of HHS told me nothing is healthier than steak! Now you’re telling me to eat things other than steak?! Are we making America healthy or not?

hell yes it’s been quite a treat to find out how much we owe to The Big Jepster, god of the modern world

I back the heaviest candidate. Unless he’d rather stay in Illinois than save the country, repeating the choice he made a few years back. Pritzker should have primaried Biden.

Me tonight when Michigan wins the fucking big ten after raiding our roster for key parts. Why field a fucking team when viscerally disgusting shit like this happens? I know some real old head Blackhawks fans who felt this way about the Wings back in the original 6 era

Sure go on take all the games away from me I could probably stand to watch less

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

who invited this guy over here

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

the american flag has 50 stars and 13 stripes to represent the beautiful relationships between 50 year old men and 13 year old girls that are the backbone of our cultural identity

God @rephaleystevens.bsky.social everything you do sucks

first try on Armando’s new single at rehearsal never caught lackin

Yeah man better dead than on the spectrum amirite?

Worst part about last night is Mirkovic tanking his draft stock just enough to where he’ll end up a fucking Wolverine next year

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

Play the fight song I guess youtu.be/-bzWSJG93P8?...

I can’t believe Michigan actually stole our freshman center and then won the big ten. We should seriously just fold the fucking program if we’re just gonna be a farm team for Larry Ellison’s goons.

Illinois is NOT A TEAM YOU WANNA SEE IN MARCH if you’re an Illini fan

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

feel like I’ve run out of friends, like I’m in my

There’s a 4chan reference. Used to think this was all 4chan, but knowing now that 4chan or at least the part of 4chan that took over America was set in motion by Epstein, this man is a Soldier Of Epstein fighting the Epstein fight for Epsteinian civilization.

Damn @creightonote.bsky.social good job against UConn the other night

hear me out

At no point until the end of the list did it occur to me that Kurt Kittner might not be on here, I kept thinking “damn, he’s got Kittner top 75!” “damn, he’s got kittner top 50!” “damn, he’s got kittner top 25!” “Damn, even I don’t think kittner’s top 10!” “Damn, kittner at #1?!”

you can enjoy the women’s hockey success because I get the distinct feeling Trump and his people hate when U.S. women’s sports has success. men on the other hand? they gotta lose. sorry.

the whole Board of Peace concept is an impeachable offenses matryoshka doll bsky.app/profile/saba... bsky.app/profile/saba...

Trump's insight that being openly corrupt makes him immune to the conventions of "political scandals" is perhaps the greatest example of his peculiar political genius.

another one bites the dust in front of the Illini full strength today although Ty Rodgers is listed as “out” not “out for season” but I don’t know that he adds anything