as far as power conference teams go, UCLA, VT and Ok State are in a tier of their own at the bottom. any other contenders? Nern and Sconsin look pretty bad

A Fairbanks-Morse H-16-66 “Baby Trainmaster” was operated until as late as 1997 by the Tennessee Valley Authority

man we might have 20 games left in the Bielema era. I’ll remember it fondly.

I miss when nobody was talking about Illinois football

Illini going 5-7

Done with this game. Illini are fucking terrible, but need to find three more wins

Probably because we suck

Looks more to me like they’re powered by Not Having To Face Xavier Scott

This defense is just not any good without Xavier Scott

Get up Hank

maybe someday we’ll have the juice for Illiniposting on here

NBC No Body Cares about 0-2 Notre Dame, show me varsity ball!

But seriously. #Illini posting is the only reason I’m still on twitter. Today’s game is a BIG OPPORTUNITY to see if we have anything over here yet

Today is the day we find out if Illini Bluesky has any juice #OrangeAndBluesky #IlliniBluesky

I have never backed off my “Wisconsin is bad this year” stance even when they were a firm 2-0

They had us playing on the second floor balcony of the strand theater in pontiac last night using this window to get our stuff in and out

Half the viewers are TVs at planet fitness btw

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

LOL TY GIBBS MELTDOWN

REX GROSSMAN MENTIONED

i’m sorry he was WHAT in cold blood?

and the Picked Germie Bernard The Day Ryan Williams Decided To Be Serious Again Award goes to Me!

ok ucla

I’m either posting this again next week or going on a hall of fame bender tomorrow night

fortunately Iowa does not often have to rely on its assing game

the Internet was a mistake

I’ve run 100 miles since the beginning of August during which time I’ve lost 2 pounds

lol take that, southeast Michigan planet fitness guests

tfw it’s september

MegHan Trainor never had a big ass and it’s even less true now

ran the whole paint creek trail and this time I didn’t throw up

long ass run starting now. starting this late bc a certain untrue rumor kept me up v late

looks like it didn’t happen. my disappointment is immeasurable

I can’t quit you

it’s Illinois fighting illini season

I think about this segment often

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feeling remarkably like a person with zero talent

jaw vibrato supremacist the only way you don’t look like a dork waving your slide around is if the resulting vibrato sounds perfect in all registers and all situations and all dynamic levels. can’t wait for #trombonebluesky to call me ableist in the replies

how I’m rolling to Keyworth next week now that DCFC hasn’t lost in their last three

the rest during which I took this gig selfie was very short

it is fucking wild that despite all the lifting and running I do I still manage to look like a person who can’t run a quarter mile and who’s never even seen a gym.

if anyone in the Detroit suburbs is really upset about Cracker Barrel changing their aesthetic, allow me to recommend SIGN OF THE BEEFCARVER in Royal Oak.

you can’t imagine how much this trombone part feels like Ed Edd ‘n’ Eddy

I’m so heavy the scale just laughed at me

training camp edition let’s see how big I can make it over the course of the season

how I walk around as a fan of Detroit city fc these days

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the new salsa band shirts are more comfy but they don’t make me look like impossibly swole like the other ones did