Platonic Lasagna
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***an acquired taste*** 80's baby/ theater kid/ writer+singer
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I'm Chris, a writer. That's pretty much it.
about 1 hour ago
Sticks of chalk with just enough sugar to make you think they weren't sticks of chalk.
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Khashoggi's Ghost
about 2 hours ago
My God. This is a crime against humanity, as well as a war crime. We are truly the bad guys now.
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It’s Bek
about 1 hour ago
The difference between grace and decency and utter disqust and depravity
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𝑀𝓈.𝟦𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑀𝑒🤍
about 3 hours ago
Pop out w/ da fro before this Spring heat does too much🌻
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Erin Biba
about 17 hours ago
Just read a book description that said “A hot new series and genre celebrating midlife and older women” Reader the protagonist is 40.
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Lee Zimmerman
about 6 hours ago
Nap time
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
about 6 hours ago
Dallas:
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Beyond Bars Live Tickets, Thursday, April 23 2026 | Prekindle
Dallas Comedy Club presents Beyond Bars Live on Thursday, April 23 2026 at 8:30pm, Mainstage Theater | Dallas Comedy Club, Dallas, TX
https://www.prekindle.com/event/69449-beyond-bars-live-dallas
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A petri dish of human brain cells is currently playing Doom. Should we be worried? | Games | The Guardian
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A petri dish of human brain cells is currently playing Doom. Should we be worried?
Scientists in the US have uploaded a fruit fly to a computer simulation, while an Australian lab has taught neurons on a glass chip to play a 90s video game. How long before we are all living in a sci...
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New York Amsterdam News
about 8 hours ago
In an effort to nearly double the city’s minimum wage to $30 an hour by 2030, New York City Councilmember Sandy Nurse recently introduced the “$30 for Our City” Act.
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Councilmember Sandy Nurse intros ‘$30 for Our City’ bill to raise minimum wage by 2030
New York City Councilmember Sandy Nurse recently introduced the “$30 for Our City” Act to raise the minimum wage to $30 an hour.
https://amsterdamnews.com/news/2026/03/19/30-of-our-city-bill-to-raise-minimum-wage-by-2030/
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1 day ago
We used to call it “the shits hitting the fan” meal. When they fed you the good stuff, you were about to earn your pay.
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New York Magazine
about 8 hours ago
A lot of the ultra-wealthy Lane Brown spoke to were still cheap. Mark Cuban said he shops on Amazon for everything. “I still get missed off when things cost too much,” he said. “Milk is $4.80 a gallon. When did that happen?”
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What Does Extreme Wealth Do to the Brain?
The ultrarich divulge how money bent their reality (and whether they even noticed).
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/what-does-extreme-wealth-do-to-the-brain.html?utm_medium=s1&utm_campaign=nym&utm_source=bluesky
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Ma$on
about 9 hours ago
Related: Europeans couldn't understand why the Arab/Muslim communities weren't dying in the same numbers that they were because of the black death so they assumed it was because of witchcraft when in reality it was just the fact that Muslim practice Wudu (washing hands and face) 5 times a day
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖
about 9 hours ago
The language they use for us is always very telling When it’s any other Oscar winning actor, they call it “negotiating”. But because it’s MBJ he’s “demanding” as if he didn’t quite literally earn this right.
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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨
about 8 hours ago
We need Auntie Whitney on the case
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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨
about 8 hours ago
Where’d the budget go?
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Yanncé ✨
about 9 hours ago
Yeah so this is NOT what whimsical means and I hope people don’t start thinking of it that way because I’m tired of people ruining everything I love. And omfg. This should’ve been offensive. 😭
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Hunter Walker
about 8 hours ago
I think Nazi tattoos are objectively bad so I feel very comfortable saying this maintains reasonable objectivity. The question is, why do so many of the rest of you not think Nazi tattoos are objectively awful?
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They are, in my eyes, rebranding the christian crusades /colonization.
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about 8 hours ago
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Solomon
about 8 hours ago
I’m talmbout stacked up like Lincoln logs!!!!!
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adlerian jihad
about 10 hours ago
I agree with your take on pseudoscience but if we're dimissing everything that calls itself "science" but fails to properly account for white supremacy's inherent distortions then I have terrible news for you about every scientific field, academic journal, and research institution in existence today
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jeremy bearimy✨
about 8 hours ago
Jean sizing is so absurd lmfao bc this gap in the back is silly as hell. I will say that fashion nova holds it down from the tall curvy babes. Yeah, Imma need to take all these in but they are all long enough.
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Brian (2026 Version Loading)
about 8 hours ago
Pee tape is real, he’s a Russian asset, he was the Vice President of Epstein island, assassination attempt was a hoax, Russia intervened in the 2016 election, whatever the fuck is going on with Deutsche Bank - it’s got to just all be real
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Brian (2026 Version Loading)
about 8 hours ago
The man is posting about how he’s glad someone who investigated him but who didn’t recommend any consequences is dead but never says *anything* about the guy who allegedly tried to kill him?
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Anna Stesia
about 9 hours ago
Six days before the Oscars he wasn’t even confirming he had the role. This is fairly standard and 18M is very low for someone with his resume. So what are we even doing discussing this without links?
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Andre F.
1 day ago
Called this outcome 9months ago when they went after international students
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I'm too old for frenemies bruh I need folks to get it together & hate me with their whole chest or fuck w me heavy. Ain't no "just the tip" with me... I'm a ♌️.
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SaltPepperNSoul
1 day ago
😏👉🏽 QUICKLY ⏰️🔥‼️
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Big Lord Bunny
1 day ago
Sweatergawd when these tickets sell out in like 4 minutes and 44 second on Monday I'm going to personally go find every single person on Twitter that said Jay couldn't sell out an arena by himself and ask "THIS YOU?"
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Listen... It may have taken away longer than we anticipated but she let me finish and she's happy!
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Antonio Bruno
1 day ago
Fuck. If you know what this means you know it is not good.
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨
1 day ago
It’s craaaazzzy how well it works
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politiburb
1 day ago
Wouldn't it be funny if June comes, Platner loses the primary, and less than 24 hours later a good two thirds of the accounts zealously boosting him on here just went completely dark
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Dark McGwire✌🏿
1 day ago
I’m slobbin and idgaf 😮💨
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Lizzle
1 day ago
Per my older sister, our parents wore this album OUT lol
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Veronica 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇲🇽 🇩🇪
1 day ago
Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money," highlights that ecological destruction cannot be reversed by wealth. It is frequently attributed to the Cree Nation or as a general Native American prophecy.
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The Tennessee Holler
1 day ago
HEGSETH: “That’s why we call Iran the #1 state sponsor of terrorism — they spend their money on missiles, etc.” HEGSETH 5 MINS LATER: “We’re asking Congress for another $200 BILLION for missiles, etc.”
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Vincent ⚖️
1 day ago
How, in response to your wife filing for divorce, you petition the court for EITHER joint physical custody OR, in the alternative, you be allowed to moved two states away (specifically without your kids)? I thought I had seen it all when it came to deadbeats. 😒
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Faine Greenwood
1 day ago
dropping drones on the enemy with a drone is nothing if not creative
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Señor Reese’s ♒️
1 day ago
It’s a channel on YT called “dad how do I” and I’ve learned a crap ton from it , Including how to fix my latest automobile woe. Shit is clutch
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God
1 day ago
JB Pritzker says the plan for “Project 2029” is to have the Trump administration criminally prosecuted. Can I get a fucking amen?!? 🙏
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𝟸 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎
1 day ago
When yall eat solids is so rude 😭
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Freeyore
1 day ago
A woman won $15 MILLION because her boss called her an “entitled n-word.” WON’T HE DO IT???
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Temu Tisha Campbell
1 day ago
I feel like we got a tiny taste of it during the pandemic and employers have been punishing us for it ever since. But time will cycle back sooner than later ☝🏽
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✨ Optimus Fine ✨
1 day ago
in other news, i CANNOT WAIT until the tables turn again & the ball is no longer in the employer’s court but the job seekers’ instead.
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The RAD Seed
1 day ago
The broke the law. Blatantly. To cover up their lies amd mistakes. Laws cant just apply to us and not them. They shouldve been in jail yrs ago.
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Cocoa Vixen
1 day ago
Oop.
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The Cocky One
1 day ago
Auntie was at 94 Freaknik.....she's lucky there aren't any other videos. 😁
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