When I said this was happening in 2022, people told me I was making it up and that “supply chain issues” and bird flu were more than enough to cause the price of eggs to spike so high. That’s the power of propaganda. Stop believing corporate lies. The real truth is always just that they’re corrupt.

godspeed, my dudes.

“Stop the steal” was apparently more of a how-to seminar.

I'm very glad Rep. Kean was able to take time off of work and get treatment for his depression. Rep. Kean also voted for the OBBB, which will kick Americans who need to take a month from work to seek mental health treatment off of Medicaid because they're "able-bodied adults".

I've wanted someone who dated me to actually like me and not want to just use me for what I can provide with no reciprocation. Maybe in the next life.

We've STOPPED THE CAR! Now put it in reverse!!

I know it's way too much to wish for, but imagine if Alito retired and then the thing happened. I'd probably laugh myself to death.

Alito retires, Trump nominates a 29 year old paralegal 4chan shitposter with a history of addiction, and 19 separate investigations for sexual assault, and it'll be Mamdani's fault. Follow for more accurate political predictions.

I still feel like it's some sort of weird word campaign thing to cover up some questionable sex thing.

Lest you think this is a "red state" issue:

Just zooming in on the "80%" stat: "Context: 80% of people on Louisiana death row have been exonerated..."

Zohran Mamdani: Americans are exhausted by the daily struggle to make ends meet. We can't just oppose the Trump administration. We need to lay out a policy agenda that actively fights for working people.

I'm still deciding if I'll take a shot and break the streak.

They’re about to create a new charge just for this nigga lmaooo they gunna lock him up for aggravated whimsy 😂😂😂

this story about people no showing an influencers party in nyc where she intended to give a whole speech could really benefit from mentioning what kind of influencer she is

I know that nobody is ever happy about being incarcerated. But what has to ask oneself. What was happening in that jail that involved in the prisoners to do this? Also, what caliber of people do they have on staff that allowed?

Responding to the thing and doing the thing are two separate actions, yes. But it the utmost height of rudeness to RVSP with no intention of attending. The youth gotta pick a side. Say no and stand on it, or suck it up and show your face.

The Supreme Court ruled that late arriving mail-in ballots can be counted in Mississippi, in a win for voting access

All Meta glasses are surveillance tools. They are scanning the background of whatever you are interacting with. Places and people. Doesn’t matter what your intended purpose is.

Soooo can we bring back 24 hour grocery stores? I want to find my new love interest on a smoke break while grocery shopping at 1am too 😒

Today's procurements:

Bobby McFerrin has a Grammy in classic music and all you ever hear about is "Don't Worry Be Happy." He has other Grammy Awards in jazz as well.

Ukraine is putting belt to ass.

End Gen X here and we used pagers to coordinate plans. And to buy weed.

An empty tortilla is still far more useful than anything the Republicans have promised.

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

If you are concerned about a politician using their political influence You should amass political influence

Here’s the thing… a politician should amass and wield as much political power and influence as they can… because that’s how things get done… And…

Her ruling came down to one sentence: “The Constitution does not grant the President any specific powers over elections.”

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

His own party doesn't even like him. I wonder if he realizes they'll turn on him and turn him into a scapegoat. I don't imagine he's smart enough to imagine that's possible.

Hold on to your devices until they’re no longer working. Buy refurbished when it’s time. Stop giving them all of your money. Let’s do it for us and DR Congo.

Happy 100th Birthday to the legend, Mel Brooks.

SpaceX shares are trading below flotation price. Most of the greedy mugs who bought into this Nazi rocket company have lost money. So the media is giving the same coverage as they did when helping the conman Musk pump up his bullshit flotation, right? 🙄 In the interests of their readers. #SpaceX

buying spacex bonds is like buying nfts.

Lmao! It's political as hell but also Bolton can eat shit.

You've Smithed your last Aero

Iran and senile presidents. It's 1986 all over again.

Justice Samuel Alito: “Political discourse by prominent public figures is increasingly couched in terms that would have scandalized the public just a short time ago... But... they are insufficient to show that the termination of Haiti’s TPS designation was based on the race of the Haitian people."

women right before they leave you 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥:

Men are often not taught how to manage relationships without abandoning themselves. It makes relationships and romance unsafe and unregulated. Women are expected to deal with it and/or also bring their own trauma to the table and it becomes a sloppy mess.

Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.

Pastor Tony told that man to find something safe to do.

Michael Jackson had no business dying on Anthony Bourdain and George Michael’s born day. George had no business dying on Christmas Day. None of them have any business being dead.

I don’t care what they say, Mitch McConnell hasn’t been responsive in a week. And he won’t be. Pull the 🔌!!