GotDAMN 🤣 “…when you systematically break someone down, you see their soul leaving their body” 😮‍💨

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Time for a classic: Black Christmas (1974) #horrorsky

Maturing is

Kill Count time? 🤔 Kill Count time 🙂‍↕️ #horrorsky

Breast Health is always important. Remember to check your tatas!

You can tell the little girl and the cat had a pep talk like "ok just let me do the talking then you pout too" 🥹😂 the Cat System picked a good one

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

My nails look like Art the Clown. There's waygu in my sushi roll. Japanese whisky is on the way. I don't have to see the office for two weeks. I love this for me 🙂‍↕️

The company holiday party is this week. I would go but my nails won't do themselves 😁

Bey but ONLY if Mariah keeps the high notes to a minimum 😒 otherwise, take her with you

Somebody get her in an artists' residency 🤣🤣

And little Christmas trees for their tank 🥹

2. cellphones. Mr MUTHAFUCK A THOT!

Tuna is slowly becoming my favorite sashimi 😋

We really should be hibernating until spring.

Method Man + a puppy = all you need to see today

Attorney Woo's brain blast being a jumping whale is so satisfying.

Stabbed* Yes 😌

Takes 1 & 2 were awkward. Take 3 was loose and possibly posted. Takes 4 & 5 were actually fun. Takes 6+....they're in a different folder. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

F for everyone!

If I see somebody doing this at the club… I’m immediately joining in.

Obtuse Rubber goose Green moose Guava juice! Giant snake Birthday cake Large fries CHOCOLATE SHAKE! #SaturdayCartoons #SaturdayMorning

I wish I had another brain and 2 more sets of arms. I want to play Sims, paint, crochet and watch anime at the same time.

Top tier moments: Robert Earl 🤨😒 Mufucka you mean to tell me it's two niggas in there....WIT BALLS...and they dont know how ta change no gahdamn tire?! I got a solution 😏🙂‍↕️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good morning! Reminder: If you can, turn that pipe off that connects to your water hose. Last thing you want is a broken pipe in the winter. And put down some salt or ice melt!

It's finally quiet in here!

Personal paparazzi 🤷🏾‍♀️

Do the thing? 🤔 Do the thing 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Guess who's using power tools!!! 😄😄

Considering how many companies pay for "soft skill" courses for their employees, everyone needs to take an unrelated humanities class while in school.

"I dont read the Bible so you cursed. Get yo fucking ass downstairs!" - Ms. Pat 🤣🤣🤣

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"No sugar cookies for you. You're gonna eat your words!" Oh this is gonna be fun! 🤣🤣 #SantaJaws #ChristmasHorror

Im so mad I'm late but there is no way I'm not watching Santa Jaws 😂

The black tree was the best choice! Time to print more naughty ornaments 😍😏

Me: *feeling good because I shoveled and salted my neighbor's sidewalk* Also me: *watching my aforementioned neighbor do his driveway I left because he's retired, bored, loves using his snow blower & looks like my grandpa*

All this snow has me wanting to watching Christmas and holiday themed anime. Shoutout to Taylor for this list on Ranker #anime #blerdsky

I got my black tree!!

The older I get, I support cursing folks out the shoes they decided to step to you in with the audacity they brought. Quit playing with people.

Now watching The House That Jack Built....so Claire (incident #2) is comic relief right? A bit of dark humor to go with Jack's haircut? #horror

Necrobotics...I've found my rabbit hole for today 😍

My future husband and I while hosting gatherings:

Prescott in the 4th 🤭

Lions won. Cowboys lost. It's a full moon. What a great night.

My ears are ringing. I hate it here