MrComfyChair
@mrcomfychair.bsky.social
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I don't want to do anything ever
if i didn't let the intrusive thoughts win, i wouldn't get anything done
6 days ago
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saying "what" in increasing pitch and volume each day the past week when looking at forecasted snow totals
6 days ago
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now we wait
7 days ago
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if you ever need help with the little quiz that shows up on your windows lock screen, the answer is always "penis"
7 days ago
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🪨 Geop! 🪨
12 days ago
#CursedZillow
stream is back!
www.twitch.tv/geop
This image is unrelated, but it found its way into my Zillow Horrors folder somehow
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add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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The Onion
17 days ago
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
https://theonion.com/numerous-teams-express-interest-in-aaron-rodgers-playing-elsewhere/
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ceej
23 days ago
napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
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big al
28 days ago
honestly… can we give it up for sauces❔🙌💯 reskeet if you love sauces 😎🤙
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Komodo Dad
29 days ago
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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Emmy Cumslutress
29 days ago
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nightylamp
29 days ago
ok this year is already getting old
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imagining a license plate: Indiana Absolutely Not
about 1 month ago
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this was where the early web was going and somehow we fucked it all up
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about 1 month ago
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me who saves memes without ever changing their filenames so they're all like sjdk98vhjaqoe732sl2pjqme9dnc.jpg: why can't i find this meme i saved
about 1 month ago
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going back in time to give someone in the 12th century a lofthouse cookie to eat and watching it blow their fucking mind apart
about 1 month ago
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i may have liked your post because it was funny or i may have liked it because i thought about it for an inordinately long time or maybe it's both. and you'll never know which one
about 1 month ago
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Steve Suckington
about 1 month ago
ME: i love pizza TOMBSTONE: you sure?
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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
about 1 month ago
All the boys think she's a spy, She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
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me watching any video where they put fake camera graphics on the screen: no way in hell you're using an f-stop of 2.8
about 1 month ago
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Jon Bois
about 1 month ago
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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Naomi Elizabeth
about 1 month ago
Many people’s main concern is whether or not they have heard a peep
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Tintin Quanticino
about 1 month ago
[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,
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Brendel
about 2 months ago
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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what class of mail is it when your package is in a facility literally 10 miles away and they say you can't have it for 6 more days?
about 2 months ago
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i was snitched on by the naughty list
about 2 months ago
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West Mansion: The Splatterhouse Homepage
about 2 months ago
Only 99 cents? That's a good deal.
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hello, this is elias sports bureau. uh huh. uh huh. what? no, man, that's not possible.
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about 2 months ago
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farner
about 2 months ago
which basically just won me my fantasy week shoutout jalen hurts man
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when they leave out the brown butter chocolate chip cookies
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about 2 months ago
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i'm using microsoft excel for fun
2 months ago
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disc horse bot
2 months ago
honk
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no one has ever happily embraced after uttering these words, this has never happened
2 months ago
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wishing everyone a happy thanksgiving shit
2 months ago
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kate beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend checking his phone: oh wow i’m really trending on social media, let’s see what everyone has been saying about me
2 months ago
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imagine not having a big pile of kroger bags under your sink
6 months ago
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we crashed 100 cars to find out which ones were secretly alive
6 months ago
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me: i need to think of something creative brain: *dial-up modem sounds* i got nothin man also brain: oh hey i came up with a new irrational fear about how you might fuck everything up, and this one involves both a u-haul truck and a hypothetical rabid animal
6 months ago
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bursting through the door running and panting onto the set of g-rated family-friendly film "boner: the dog that loves bones" and ruining the take: "everybody we're in big trouble, i just found out it means something else"
2 months ago
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(spraying cupcake icing from a can into my open mouth) he should have caught that
2 months ago
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mr. cannoli
2 months ago
that video is fake, that's an AI making me trip and fall and my dick falls out of my pants and goes into my own ass
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video game news headline in 2033: arc raiders is adding moe the bartender
2 months ago
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SCOM⛅️
3 months ago
me: i forgot to take my meds today Donkey Kong: 👑🍑?? me: yeah? what about her? Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!! me: that’s your answer for everything
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glancing at my watch becoming staring at my watch thinking man I really like this watch
3 months ago
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me explaining bluesky to my friends: it's the only community i've ever been a part of where i don't have to explain who caroline polachek is
3 months ago
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YouCleanItUp
3 months ago
The sandwich throwing incident is great news for Subway executives, who weren't very pleased with the previous Google search results for "subway sandwich guy."
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audrey bowler
3 months ago
what a day to be a hater
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middle-click, move the mouse pointer down a 1/4 inch, that's how you set the cruise control on bluesky
3 months ago
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3 months ago
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
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