MrComfyChair
@mrcomfychair.bsky.social
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I don't want to do anything ever
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amy brown
about 1 hour ago
too smart for threads, too stupid for mastodon. just right for bluesky
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mirkwood matts
3 days ago
I found your controller. I’m pressing the urinate button over and over
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JVG 骨
3 days ago
every single Star Wars movie in my life has been worse than the movie before it. So that means that every single new Star Wars movie that I see, that's the worst Star Wars movie ever made
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do you think the ghost of grogu haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?
3 days ago
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this memorial day, give her memes
4 days ago
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fishttp://
4 days ago
op-ed writer with the premium cable package and a landline: young people today spend too much money on food delivery
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i was expecting a different song
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The thread o’ tweets
over 1 year ago
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derek van vliet
8 days ago
logging on
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Technical appreciator
10 days ago
Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"
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i once tore my shoulder just getting out of bed one morning so it's very important i stay in bed as much as possible
11 days ago
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Brendel
11 days ago
The way this is written I’m not sure if he got 6 years for meth distribution or for crossing Nintendos lawyers but both possibilities are equally likely
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Ed Zitron
12 days ago
buttballs
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maybe I’ll try not fucking up today
13 days ago
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regrettably while dodging multiple large spinning hunks of exhaust debris, i involuntarily broke this resolution
bsky.app/profile/mrco...
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15 days ago
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to the person on the freeway who did not see an entire automotive exhaust system laying in the road ahead of you: you really should have gotten off at the next exit after you obliterated it
15 days ago
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abraconagra
17 days ago
Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again
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Naomi Elizabeth
17 days ago
To each a zone
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downchasm
22 days ago
fucking video game scenery ass vending machine
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Gracious Victor
23 days ago
We are doing this to baby yoda at noon
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look when i said you remind me of gollum i didn't mean that in a bad way
28 days ago
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this town could use at least one cool dad
29 days ago
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29 days ago
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enjoy delicious pizza
30 days ago
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me trying to explain to St. Peter that what i did to people in arc raiders isn’t really stealing
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about 1 month ago
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
about 1 month ago
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
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turning a little dial on the bathroom stall door from "pissing" to "pooping"
about 1 month ago
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We should all post about the same thing bc that sounds like fun
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about 1 month ago
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Karl Olson 🌸 Ultraklystron
about 1 month ago
Good thing i screencapped it
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going back to work after a week off and finding apparently i didn't have enough work to do so i got more
about 1 month ago
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doing some prep work and lighting tests on a thing
about 1 month ago
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(waking up from a nap) fuck we're not dead
about 2 months ago
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flamin' hot band-aids
about 2 months ago
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serial experiments lynn
about 2 months ago
we're all thinking it
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they say do what you're best at, which is why i got a job lighting a second cigarette before i've finished the first one
about 2 months ago
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friend: everything sucks nowadays, i wish i could get access to a time machine to fix all this bullshit going on me: (pauses while housing a bag of fresh keebler pizzarias chips) huh, yeah i guess you could do that too
about 2 months ago
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no i can't go out tonight, i have to stay home and clean my penis
about 2 months ago
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Something’s wrong with my weird helicopter
over 2 years ago
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baby cigarette
about 2 months ago
MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern
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whether it's really 32-bit or 64-bit is immaterial the atari jaguar failed because the custom chips were hard to program but it had a motorola 68000 which wasn't intended to run the games, but everyone knew the 68000 so all the games look like genesis historian: stuff like this is why bluesky died
about 2 months ago
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you should be able to buy like a big fucking thing of magic shell
about 2 months ago
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NASA announced the Perseverance rover on Mars sent an alert to Mission Control reading, "I'm really pissed off at Steve and I'm coming back there to kick his ass." They added the rover has indeed found some way to fly back to Earth and that Steve is just shitting himself.
over 2 years ago
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Sara Byrella
about 2 months ago
I have some good news and bad news. First, Jonathan the Tortoise is still alive. It was a hoax. The bad news: I flew here to ask you to come back for one last job. We need you to kill Jonathan the Tortoise.
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Comfortably Numb
about 2 months ago
In retrospect this is very funny
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very surreal moment today visiting my 70 year old mother when she opened a just-delivered package, taking out of it and unfolding an american flag with sans from undertale in the center of it it was meant for another address but i briefly thought there was some shit about my mom i didn't know
about 2 months ago
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cyst o’donovan
about 2 months ago
in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5
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Bryan Blessed
2 months ago
Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.
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saw these guys on the news that set the diarrhea clock to "89 seconds to diarrhea" and after moving the hands they pointed directly to the camera and mouthed my name
over 1 year ago
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"academy award nominee glans mansmann ('answering the whispers of the world' (1998) and 'the marseilles letters' (2001)) stars in this rollicking adventure that guarantees you'll never look at road trips the same way again!" --blurb on the bluray cover for "fart disaster" (2015)
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one note parody account devolved into railing abou
2 months ago
i just got cut in half while I was running and my top did a bunch of flips and landed perfectly on the bottom half (which had still been running) and the two halves grew back together but no one was watching
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