when your poly plural friend says "guess who got another one" and u have to guess what they mean

At a Quiznos in Centralia, PA, a subterranean sandwich has been toasting since 1962

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

my girlfriend is so sexy and good at making spaghetti

triangle agency

hooking up with a rally driver and the codriver is giving pace notes from the cuck chair

really just sticking with me how everyone at the BLFC hotel who was not associated with the furries looked like they were at their absolute lowest point

Comm for @catfantastic.bsky.social [ #charr #gw2 #furry #furryart ]

Painting portrait for Adux! 🐯

Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Playbooks in "In Another World, Who Writes This Shit?", the incredibly shitty PbtA game Lexie and I somehow vomited up quite nearly whole in like three days

took a nap and dreamt I was on the same train I am currently taking but it had a full service italian restaurant dining car but then they kicked me off because the train was being pursued by vampires and they had to lighten the load and i had to eat chicken parm while running on foot from vampires

the sleepiest catfish girlcreature in line for the 730 amtrak

New species just dropped @wpafw.bsky.social. #WPAFW2025 @lynxfish.bsky.social @poeproductions.bsky.social

trans guy who believes in conspiracy theories: sigh... i wish my chest was flat, like the Earth...

oh right i am at WPAFW and i am this cat (cat by @poeproductions.bsky.social cat photo by @dmuth.bsky.social)

New wpafw piece lmao

Down to the last day. Feel free to grab some books for $0/PWYW

hot transsexuals playing loud music fixed me i hadn't been able to get out to a show in so long

as someone who hasn't been playing silksong and doesn't really intend to it fascinates me how every time someone describes a specific thing about the gameplay they make it sound like it's actually a really bad game

she's in the hospital for a second day. she has severe anemia and needed a blood transfusion. they suspect this is being caused either by cancer or an autoimmune disorder. anything helps <3

Skebで描きました🎏

I am going to try something different with this project, and release it piecemeal publicly rather than withhold it until the book is complete to release in one go. read.post-self.ink/kaddish/

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

guy at bodega had his dog with him and was trying to buy something from the meat slicer to feed his dog as a treat and told the worker that his dog keeps kosher

i love when i am watching warrior cats amvs and i see hollyleaf and i am like hey that's me

char aznable: would you still love me if i was a worm? garma zabi: no. char: would you still love me if my name was quattro bajeena? garma: what kind of name is that. char: would you still love me if i was an anteater? garma: answer me how you came up with 'quattro bajeena'.

making a post like "tgirl obama be like: uhhhh let me be her" and feeling no emotions whatsoever as I hit send

Skunk mechanic. Commission

Happy #FursuitFriday to Silvia, the lynx-fish! 🐈🐟 She's got TONS of pretty spots and stripes, a big fish tail, fluffy mane, cheek and elbow tufts, chest padding, and vinyl claws. 💖 We love how she turned out! Custom commissions will open Oct 10th! ✨ #fursuit #fursuitmaker #furry #furryfandom

A very battle ready pride for Holly!

Commission for SpinxySkunk! This is a real cake they got, they sent me a pic of it for this ✨glorious✨   #art #myart #furryart

Mindy commission for Anonymous~

illustration commission for @ghecate.bsky.social!

do I get to start meme format things writers: sell me your story/book/whatever, as a sandwich

Me recovering from bottom surgery

going to this new dumpling place primarily because of its sign being Like This

vancouver island wolf besties feat @degrassi.bsky.social #furry #therian #wolves

I don't remember being a child. but if it's fair to extrapolate backwards, I feel like "what I wanted to be when I grew up" is "one of those plaster casts of people who died in weird poses at pompeii"

it’s so wild that you’re allowed to go in fancy stores and smell all the soaps and candles for free. And they usually don’t notice if you take a bite

there's a genre of music that Trans people love making that I call Umbreon Hoodie Music

Hi, we have been living in San Francisco for about 12 years, but we have decided to move back to Japan soon. And also I decided to virtual garage sale and selling the hell machine (plus something). Please check and bid if you want:) Thanks! ebay.us/m/JL0mWw

Skunk POV 😍

meeting up 1/5

Commission for Caetra on FA :^] #anthro #furryart #commsopen

when the board game has wooden cubes

#Mermay 31 - This was my favorite design from the past month, so I painted her in color 🦑

Sword lesbian but in the sense that she's like. Metaphorically the sword. People talk about her in the way wise old blacksmiths who hate making swords talk about their work. "Oh she's so beautiful but also horrible and shouldn't exist"