You know it's gonna fall down but you have no idea how hard it's going to fall down

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Jacksepticeye Bloodborne movie boyfriend and Northernlion Cruise Girlfriend

the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

I refuse to believe someone who worked for years as a professional comedian and writer who made one of the most culturally relevant sketch shows of all time is this naive about the power of the things you say onstage

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

the energy of the dles after that announcement was something else man

New Bluey episode was sick

Cute miscommunication 😻 Cat headbutt: Love Goat headbutt: Play

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has: -Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies -Cracked down on predatory landlords -Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program -Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets This is what leadership looks like.

i've told this story before but one of my favorite coffee places in KC has a bathroom labeled "gay bathroom" and if anyone complains, baristas direct them to the OTHER bathroom in the other room that is labeled "super gay bathroom"

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Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

This is it. The perfect sports blooper.

Love that Corgi 🤣🐶

I have some bad news about the military ma’am

Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory

pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants

atlus is in contention for funniest fucking game company alive

Yoshihisa Kishimoto, creator of the legendary Kunio-kun and Double Dragon series, passed away on April 2. Initially reported on Twitter, the news has since been confirmed by Famitsu magazine. He was 64. www.famitsu.com/article/2026...

This McDonalds Mac Tonight art from Konami legend Tom duBois will soon be up for auction at Heritage. Tom got back so few of his video game paintings that is awesome to see any originals of his at all fineart.ha.com/itm/mainstre...

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Have y’all seen the Arabic cover for Fight, Magic, Items?

i vetted this to make sure it wasn’t ai so you could enjoy it fully

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

i love that the right treats kid rock like a make a wish kid

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@remapradio.bsky.social Looks like Vice decided to hijack your old feed. Dunno why I still had it in my podcast app still but, kinda glad I caught this before removing it

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.

Instead of watching that HBO Harry Potter show, might I recommend another HBO series instead? One focused on fantastical creatures called "Italians" and set in the faraway land of "New Jersey"?

if I was at hogwarts I would have poisoned Harry Potter week two because I don’t need that fucking drama day to day you little bitch

i’m so tired

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

I made a papercraft just for this

scorsese is famous for films like goodfellas, the last temptation of christ, the departed, and for prolonging the age of fire by linking the first flame

The question that broke America fundamentally was ‘do all people deserve basic rights?’ This question was too hard for us. Too hard for our leadership. It still is. So now all of our rights are in jeopardy.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

Perfect

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.