My wokest opinion is that every community deserves an extremely well-funded library that’s open to everyone and that librarians and teachers should make like ten times what they make now.

too real lol

Samantha designs a weapon system. (1/6)

>looking for a new photography location >ask my friend if their location is portra or hp5 >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is portra and what is hp5 >she laughs and says "it's a good location ma'am" >go there >it's hp5

The lizard feeding experience haha

First look at "The Elephant" animated special (in 3 acts) by Patrick McHale (Over the Garden Wall), Ian Jones-Quartey (OK K.O.!), Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) and Pendleton Ward (Adventure Time). Coming to Adult Swim on December 19.

"wherever you go, there you are" as scathing indictment

hi, her name is Abbey Tompkins 👋🐱☕️

Common fox trap. Quick sketch animation before bed, took about 2.5~ish hours.

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

"You think I'm cringe? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the ironypilled. Look at us: Transes, Palestinians, SWs... blocklist-fodder. We'll all be banned before Singal is. And yet, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚. Where are you, doll? You're here! You're not on X, you're 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, and you're ready to 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏"

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Furries— ✅ Build up independent artists ✅ Take a firm stance against AI/NFTs ✅ Work against misinformation and anti-intellectualism ✅ Support gay rights and workers' unions ✅ Play and create And last, but not least, furries— ✅ Tip If the price of that is wolf tits and horse dong, so be it!

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

Having one of those days where I’m struck with the immense desire for a convertible with a stick shift

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

I got to touch the Slate Truck! youtu.be/TSgZmyxWvYg?...

due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.

There is some incredible detergent news I have the honor of announcing very soonly

hey what if I cried

Maybe I'm just hungry rn but I see: Outside of russet potato Inside of russet potato A nice leafy salad to go with it

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

Plunky #animation

see, my quasi-impulsive tattoo just means I’m a gay communist airplane nerd

One more doodle page tonight #art #ink #doodle

In a real society menswear guy would have a syndicated column and an unlimited expense card

Dark star over my head

Most importantly: the Puget Sound is still the most beautiful place in America to me, and I hope I spend the rest of my life living within spitting distance of it

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦 Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦

Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but... 1) The customer is always wrong 2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong

What The Hell Is an 'Aptos Narrow' ?! Excel, imagine my surprise when I create a new batch of files to use with my rugged field pc with a Quite Low Resolution Screen. And I discover that the new default font look like straight-up cheeks on the tiny screen.

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

Last season of Game Changer, we did a cool activation with LinkedIn in which they helped us give Jacob a prize of $100,000. This season, I have a similar opportunity for the right brand willing to give us $50,000+ worth of their product. Hit me up ASAP if you're interested!

This is calvinball for sure. Is it a strike if any ball makes it through the strike zone and into the catchers mitt or is it a live ball if the batter hits any one of them?

"Well, my friends said I needed a license to carry"

My man out here in Costco, keepin' that thang on him. Never know when you might need it. Got to be prepared with that everyday carry piece. (Going with Small of the Back carry, no less. When you carry your spare license plate while out grocery shopping, where do you keep it? 4:00? Appendix?) 😂

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

telling the kids this was ishkurs guide

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Entirely apropos of nothing whatsoever, did you know that according to some sources, ancient Irish kings and chiefs could be sacrificed and replaced if they fucked up?

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

I believe Banjo and Kazooie are in love in a really normal way

I can't stop giggling I'm so pleased with how it works - #furryart #conbadge 🌻

And this is deeply biased, obviously, but I'm very much enjoying Runaway to the Stars, by @jayeatonart.bsky.social. My favorite regularly-updating webcomic right now. www.runawaytothestars.com/comic/rtts-p...

tofu dog