Dating is always a fraught issue for dragons. There is, of course, the question of hoard compatibility, but even that takes second place if both have a princess. "I do hope they get along," one dragon said. "Are they talking?" said the other. "Heads close togeth- Oh!" "They get along well!"

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

RETIREE FROM VANCOUVER WHO ROTS THEIR BRAIN ON RESIST CONTENT EIGHTEEN HOURS A DAY: These delusional USians really believe the world will come crawling back when (t)Rump is out of office FRENCHMAN IN TEXAS FOR THE WORLD CUP TRYING BRISKET FOR THE FIRST TIME: Ze light of God ‘az opeened my eyes

Though I will have you know I can't stop using "things of this nature" in conversation, extremely useful way of getting out of having to think of a third thing when listing things

Padding printed super well! Your knee fits just inside, remains completely flexible, and one of them weighs only 160g or so ✨ need to figure out a way to properly photograph this and the rear pads #fursuit

SJÄMSÅRA

Being a World Warrior means keeping mind of some language barriers. Careful with what you say! (translations and descriptions of non-English terms in alt text) #sf6 #streetfighter #yasmine #lily #inspectornavart

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

Fox sushi 🦊🍣 For cuddles, not consumption!

The perfect obit headline for this particular climate denier, who knew better but preferred to live a lie heatmap.news/daily/lee-raymond

MOTHERFUCKER

Another iPad portrait from the list knocked out, this time for Lunar of their gorgeous wolf lady with an ornamental fashion muzzle! I had a blast designing it based on fancy horse halters and kimono patterning, I wanna do more like this again lol

Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

tryna buy a new computer mouse. why do so many of these got ridges and bumps and textures. ribbed for her pleasure. designed for maximum stimulation if it accidentally slides up my ass for some reason

got bored so i drew your cat as The Man Who Sold The World

i'm glad everyone had as much fun drawing shrews as i predicted. now you understand why i'm always doing it

Sometimes you have to make a weird one... www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOEp...

Read 'em and weep

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/43135 『もふけつ☆へアクリップ』発売。ミニサイズのかわいいもふけつヘアクリップ！ "Mofuketsu☆Hair Clip" now on sale. Cute mini-sized fluffy butt hair clips! #ガチャポン #gachapon

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

not pictured: a cat demonstrating balking behavior or a drive deep into left field by catsellanos

my most geometrically pleasing way to eat toaster waffles

I'm in a few discord for games I'm into and it's so easy to shut down AI users. They're not used to friction. they do not believe in anything. Just tell em off regularly and they stop posting because it stops being fun. That's all that matters to them. Be the friction.

Some IR photos from @londonfurs.bsky.social this weekend~ looking forward to getting a few more over CFz coming up

Burn their grift down to ashes

STARBUCKS BARISTA: name? ODYSSEUS: odysseus BARISTA: oh like from the odyssey? ODYSSEUS: (beat) yes BARISTA: won't be long. (pause) well not *that* long anyway ODYSSEUS: (under his breath) fuckssake

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

nonbinary but specifically in the way referred to in limp bizkit's rollin' (2000), as in "hey ladies / hey fellas / and the people that don't give a fuck"

This sort of rig any good for you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAuw...

Open source wireless clit What a time to be alive

> is told they have cold brew > ask the barista if it's just iced coffee or actual cold brew > they don't understand > pull out diagram explaining what is cold brew vs what is just throwing ice into drip coffee > "it's a good cold brew, miss" > it's iced coffee.

It fucken snuuy.

He could never remember them both. Some days, the princess - eyes and hair lustrous and dark, soft voice pleading with him to leave - was clear in his mind. Some days the dragon - eyes and scales lustrous and bright, broken voice pleading for mercy. One or the other; he couldn't remember both.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

It’s his day

confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes

✦ Shudder ✦

(with @scurrow.bsky.social )

Here's the original context for the image, from my old series Hob. Toddler-age Kim is pretending to be an alien explorer to hustle a cookie out of her mom. dresdencodak.com/2008/05/02/c...

That’s been me lately 🦊🛵

When it comes to dangerously addictive substances coming over the Canadian border into the US, I am less worried about fentanyl and more concerned with “all dressed” potato chips.

have been earnestly enjoying alton brown's "being a huge stupid alcoholic gen x asshole on other people's youtube channels" arc and am eagerly awaiting more