I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Usual reminder: decisions like this don't mean that AI can do the job of a human translator; they mean that some C-suite creature who is basically a LinkedIn profile wrapped in ham and an expensive suit has decided it provides an alibi for paying human translators less money for less rewarding work.

from: [email protected] subj.: DC recs Hey Jeff, taking a young friend to lunch next week in DC. Was thinking we'd try Radici? from: [email protected] subj.: re: DC recs not a good idea .. xexican food prolly more her style. good cantina down the street ,, very "spicy"

Walmart, Target and Albertsons are knowingly selling contaminated infant formula. Pure evil.

Damn you Jacob Tierney, "All the Things You Said" is, indeed, running through my head, running through my head.

I bought a present for my sister from Canada and holy shit those duty costs. Fuuuuuuck.

I had enough time to watch Episode 4 of Heated Rivalry before work, but I was too busy watching @whatchaos.bsky.social commentary and fanning out that DJ and I had the exact same reaction to "We didn't even kiss" 😭

Weight lifting while listening to a hockey podcast. I'm truly in my jock era.

Love this review and the title is the cherry on top. Please please please watch the show!

Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day

I know Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry was such a shift that it probably disappointed some fans, but the "U FKN WOT M8" moment between Shane and Scott was a true delight.

I keep waking up in the middle of the night, unable to fall back asleep. I'm so tired I'm nauseated and I have a headache 😭

Severe lack of Heated Rivalry on this here timeline. Lurking the tag and following the people who make me laugh.

Understanding who these two are is a prerequisite for Heated Rivalry

I feel like in different world Jeffries would be a cooler at an old casino. Somebody starts to win a little bit and he sits down like “20 on that guys bet. Lemme tell you the abcs of gambling…”

Barack prefers his violence in Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, on weddings and on hospitals.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art

Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

I back the Blue

that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Beautiful! Euskadi, the Basque Country hosted the Palestinian national men's team in San Mamés Stadium Bilbao yesterday. #SolidarityIsAVerb #FreePalestine

“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”

Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

They use the money you give them to play the Crossword to pay Ross Douthat to launder conservative talking points to a Centrist audience. You can play the NYT Crossword for free here: www.seattletimes.com/games-nytime...

What's up⬆️all you CIVIC-MINDED🌆 SLUTS🤤, HALAL🕋🕌 HARLOTS😏, BIG 🍆🫸🫷APPLE 🍎BADDIES💃 and COMMUNIST✯☭ CUM-GUZZLERS💦!🥳🎉🚨 IT’S ERECTION 🍆DAY🌞🗓️, NYC! 🗳️🗽🗣️ Time ⏲️⌛️to VOTE 🗳️ for ZOHRAN MAMDANI 🍑🍌 and send SMALL-COCK🐓👌 CUOMO 👎 out 📤of the BIG 🙀APPLE 🍎

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

We've just launched the first large, site-less (home, direct to participant) randomized trial for treatment of #LongCovid, testing tirzepatide (a GLP-1 drug) vs placebo. Please help spread the word www.scripps.edu/news-and-eve...

Wow our neighborhood really didn't get many trick-or-treaters. We just had a bucket at the end of our driveway (husband and I were both feeling poorly) and we still have 7 full-size candy bars left

Sometimes I kick around the idea of running for office, and I feel like "I'm not a Redditor" is a strong campaign plus.

This talking skeleton says “I’ve got the dead man’s hand… good thing I’ve got no SKIN in the game! Hahahaha!!!” then says “In fact, I’ve got no SKIN at all!!” and I’m like dude we clearly got it the first time

Got to see Garbage in Boise last Friday. It's a fucking tragedy that it's less and less feasible for bands to come to Boise, a place with awesome audiences that happens to be geographically isolated from other cities.

Guys, I don't think we should be trusting MeidasTouch as the sole source on "The president is going to be shooting missiles off during the protest"

I back this no bright headlights initiative and add no bluetooth speakers on float trips. No one made you DJ of the river!

don’t call yourself working class unless you look like this

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

how the fuck can I stand with you, when you’ve been on your knees licking the boots of fascism for the past year

I see a lot of similarities between her and JD Vance because I was also raised in poverty/violence and managed to escape it, and often people with this experience can either credit their escape with luck and privilege or believing they're simply better than those they left behind

Well don't I feel stupid

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse

Chotiner interviews Janeway

Jim Henson would've been 89 years old today. Commemorate his life and legacy by celebrating creativity, diversity, imagination, peace, and just plain silliness. Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you. Right this way. /1

Can Tanya Harding's Ex-Husband Save Figure Skating?