HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

Should old acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind Should old acquaintance be forgot And dys of auld lang syne Here's to 2026, everyone! Best of luck! 🥂

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this is literally what it feels like to be alive during the holidays

The only person who can fix my life is me. And I'm a pathetic, incompetent, crybaby, egotistical parasite. So.

I hate this. I hate eveything.

I know I beat this drum a lot. It's kind of the one true thing about me that I've always known even when on autopilot living the wrong life in the worst town. If you even kinda think you have it in you, Make Something. Anything. Create. It makes existing worth it.

I know this is at least partially a joke, but there's a really pretty picture I have bookmarked over on Twitter of a Neanderthal boy and Sapiens girl lying together in the grass, and it's so wholesome and cute 🥹

A neurotypical man who explained that socialising is “not rocket science” is reportedly unaware of how piss-easy rocket science would be in comparison. Sometimes we get that @andrewhickey.500songs.com to Patreon at you: www.patreon.com/posts/144516...

some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think

I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram

Marx and Engels Moomin

sorry, i have plans. the plans:

I don't know how to explain this, but Tasque Manager is... goals?? "What, having no arms?" ...GOALS?????

An old Finnish guide to mushrooms famously had these rules on its front page: 1. Learn to recognize poisonous mushrooms 2. Only eat mushrooms you recognize

I only know who Justinian is because Extra History did two separate series on him, years and years ago. (Arguably three if you include the Khosrow I series happening contemporaneously.)

ok this joke might be a little too specific

Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others

Exhibit B: Close Your Eyes and Look at the Mountains

I think about this John Cullen comic all the time. Thank you! @nellucnhoj.bsky.social

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

Post something random or you'll have an awful December This is the energy I bring to all of my encounters

im not interested in your “homemade” “our family recipe is the BEST ever you gotta try it” or whatever just give me the platonic form of stuffing

Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry

Does anyone else get like this or is it just me lol

awake. but at what cost

Anyway,

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

I'm... skeptical about this, and either way using "board game" in contrast to "card game" has value. An interesting factoid nonetheless!

Jesus to his disciples:

Daily bunny no.3136 is going home at last

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As the chiefs in the Navy used to say, "Don't call me sir/ma'am! I work for a living." 😆

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Blastoise from Pokémon (ポケットモンスター) by Yunimaru

every year, the purple wedge gets bigger

discouraging yourself, your own unique & special life journey doesn't help anything, & only serves to hurt you. compare yourself to your past self & celebrate your own growth instead ☀️🌱🌙 #positivity ♡ #cuteart ♡ #digitalart ♡ #illustration { #strawbunnycakeart }