hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

Peace, but only during trading hours

We are the human traffickers. Our government.

I thought this shit sounded familiar!

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

(AP) — Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán conceded defeat on Sunday after what he called a ″painful″ election result, ending 16 years in power for a powerful figure in the far-right movement allied with U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin. apnews.com/article/hung...

A sad update from the peace talks in Pakistan: after 21 hours of discussions with JD Vance, the Iranian delegation have killed themselves

*HASSETT: HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS TWO MONTHS IS TOO MANY MONTHS DEAR LORD

If we somehow got an aggressive liberal president they'd be constantly accused of "Trump-like tactics" and they should start practicing now how to say "Yeah I did that and it was good." The familiar cautious approach full of self limiting caveats and hand wringing would be a failure

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Rarely has a people had such an *opportunity* to stop the evils of their government as we do right now. If we impeach and remove Trump, we will avert additional crimes against humanity. If we do not, history will judge us harshly. All of us. Yes, even me and you. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Two of the dumbest goddamn people on the planet who are also, not coincidentally, two of the biggest gutter racists on the planet as well.

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

The median wine mom voter wants hangings when this ends, just sharing what I hear in the sports stands from the parents

Man it sure would be a pity if people flooded J.K. Rowling's hate fund with fake applications, I hope no one does that. jkrwf.org/check-eligib...

Has your representative said this yet? If not, contact them and demand it.

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

There will be no shortage of crimes to prosecute if we have the political will.

It's a me! The proletariat!

A reliable metric for a losing war: notice how often a combatant describes inputs (ordinance dropped, resources committed, duration of operation) as a substitute for outputs (effects a military operation is intending to produce).

everyone not a white house correspondent: you should show solidarity by refusing to ask a new question when trump insults a colleague and keep asking theirs to force him to answer it white house correspondents: what if we went to a fancy party about ourselves and wore passive rebukes on hankies

JOURNALIST (wearing a subtle but defiant pin on his suit): Good evening, Mr. President TRUMP (visibly decaying): whhat th hell did that little waiter just say to me

White House reporters are like, "With all due respect, Mr. President..."

Hard to deny this is exactly right: Trump is clowning on the Constitution, literally making fun of a birthright Very Serious People have solemnly said they take Very Seriously my whole life

In the '90s, punks and leftists made absurd images like this to parody American conservatism. I'm not sure you can do that today because there's not even the veneer of Christian virtue to point out the hypocrisy.

Balint: "If President Biden or President Obama had said anything remotely like this, it would be nonstop coverage on every single channel and everyone on the other side of the aisle would be howling about it and demanding that they step down."

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

congratulations to trump and bibi for starting a war and immediately making the iranian regime the strongest and richest it has been in its entire history incredible, world-historic geopolitical fuckup

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

Mr President sir you cannot rely on any so-called "solicitor general" to speak for you! From now on you must argue all your cases at the supreme court yourself

your grandparents voting for reagan

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"A major story that probably doesn’t get talked about enough is the reality that the president of the United States is, well, out of his mind."

“.. Iran would not only demand an end to the war but .. guarantees against future military action, compensation for wartime losses and formal control of the Strait of ​Hormuz, the sources said.” @reuters.com www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Any Democrat who votes for the first part after they've announced the plan for the second part needs to be tarred and feathered.

at the rate things are going Iran might actually get reparations

Columbus never reached the US. The racism of celebrating someone who raped and killed indigenous peoples is the point. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

i love watching my government officials and their billionaire friends raking in the insider trading spoils using the vehicle of war crimes

Exactly 5 minutes BEFORE Trump announced a 5-day delay in bombing Iranian power plants, someone purchased $1.5 billion worth of S&P futures in a single trade. Someone also sold $192 million in oil futures. Trump and/or his cronies are engaging in market manipulation and insider trading.

Don't worry everyone, the Senate just confirmed Markwayne Mullin to be the new Secretary of Homeland Security and he's announced that as soon as he gets into office he's going to challenge all the problems to a fistfight.